Homer's new bowling partner (voiced by Steve Carrell) is an accountant for the Mafia who's been promoted to mob boss while Fat Tony goes to court for jury duty. Meanwhile, Lisa adds bugs to her vegetarian diet after suffering a drop in iron, but stops when the bugs guilt her in her dreams.
- Jury Duty: The reason Fat Tony isn't available to run his crime syndicate.
- Karma Houdini: Snake is acquitted and plans to rob some place to pay his lawyer's fees. Though he does get shot by a gun Homer and Gimmick were fighting over.
- Where the Hell Is Springfield?: At this episode's chalkboard gag, Bart says he wants to secede but doesn't know which state he's in.