Bart becomes the object of affection and contempt for a Tsundere fourth grader named Nikki. Meanwhile, Michelle Obama encourages Lisa to be smart and Nelson teaches a blind boy how to be a bully.
- And This Is for...: Nelson punches a blind boy for mocking him.
- First Kiss: Bart steals a kiss from Nikki while thay are sitting on top of the slide and Nikki panics because it was her first kiss.
- Fun with Acronyms: First Lady Of The United States One
- Guest Star: Sarah Silverman as Nikki and Angela Bassett as Michelle Obama
- Kiss of Life: When Bart falls off the school rooftop and is found unnconcious, Nikki administers CPR saving Bart's life.
- Loophole Abuse: To avoid violating the school's no-touch policy when Bart needed a mouth-to-mouth, Principal Skinner tried to roll him outside the school's area with a pool skimmer.
- Shout-Out: Among the montage of various kisses from famous movies is a Xenomorph's inner-mouth kissing Ridley, which was one of movie spoofs used in the opening of The Critic.