Sir reviews the famed Bela Lugosi flop.
Tropes:
- Call-Back: When Bela's character mentions that a coffin is a more comfortable area to be in, he's thinking of his role in Dracula.
- Our Fairies Are Different: A warrior version doesn't take kindly to our female villain.
- Spinning Paper: Sir calls it a plot device.
- Take That!: Honey Boo Boo's fate is to become the mad doctor's wife. As in, age catching up.
- That's All, Folks!: Done at the end.
- Too Dumb to Live: Sir considers the weddings this, due to there being pattern-type killer on the loose.