Release: July 20, 2010
This review contains examples of:
- Basement-Dweller: The "offices" of Wiseau Films, where John from theroommovie.com works, is just a basement laundry room. It's implied that John from theroommovie.com lives there.
- Big "NO!": John from theroommovie.com has this as his Catchphrase.
- Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: "Poodles."
- Also, his "Seeing what is going on around the world". It entails describing the appearance of maps of Norway, Switzerland, and Spain.
Doug/Tommy: Before we begin, let us see what is going on in other parts of the world. *graphics of maps shown* Norway has no clouds or people, and has instead been replaced with the color green and the names of various places. Switzerland is the same except it is light-yellow, and has different names... And Spain is Spain. - By "No", I Mean "Yes": Reversed.Doug/Tommy: It's like I always say, "You should be allowed to express yourself any way you want." But what I don't want to see happening is for you to express yourself any way you want.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Tommy Wiseau.
- Extreme Omnivore: John from theroommovie.com eats money when he's upset.
- Everyone Has Standards: Even Tommy Wiseau, Cloud Cuckoolander extraordinaire, is weirded out when John from theroommovie.com tells him "
I love you."- In fact, Critic Tommy is weirded-out by not only that but John from theroommovie.com deciding to sue him for basically existing (see Insane Troll Logic, below).
- Freudian Slip: From John from theroommovie.com.Doug/John from theroommovie.com: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I don't care that in the long run, we're getting more views and people know about us! All we care about is the money — I mean *our dignity*! All we care about is our dignity, and we have plenty of that!
- Frivolous Lawsuit: This is John from theroommovie.com's schtick (along with being a nut who lives in a basement).
- Insane Troll Logic: John from theroommovie.com ends up suing Tommy Wiseau for using the copyrighted image of Tommy Wiseau.
- I Should Write a Book About This: The Nostalgia Critic ends his phone call to Wiseau with, "I don't know what you're on, but I'm totally gonna make a sketch mocking the fuck out of you guys."
- Large Ham: John from theroommovie.com
- Literal-Minded: Tommy interprets maps as literal representations of the areas they represent — for example, looking at a map of Norway and saying that "Norway has no clouds or people, and has instead been replaced with the color green and the names of various places."
- Makes Just as Much Sense in Context
- Money Fetish: John from theroommovie.com. He's obsessed with money, suing everybody (including himself), and eating dollar bills.
- Psychopathic Man Child: John from theroommovie.com.
- Stylistic Suck: John from theroommovie.com's scenes in "the offices of Wiseau Films" are clearly shot in Doug Walker's basement laundry room.
- Take That!: The entire video is one against Wiseau Films.
