Release: May 1, 2012
Movie: A Simple Wish (1997)
This review contains examples of:
- Glowing Eyes of Doom: Mara Wilson
- Downer Ending: Mara Wilson appears, but Critic refuses to stop calling child actors accountable for what they do, so she torments Critic by showing humiliating videos from his adolescent years and letting the whole internet see them. It ends with Critic screaming Mara Wilson's name as she does a triumphant Evil Laugh with the words "Don't F**k with Mara Wilson" appearing.
- Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth: Declares this upon seeing an unruly redneck being magically turned into a gigantic rabbi."Salvador Dalí in his most drug-induced nightmares couldn't have dreamt this up!"
- Right in Front of Me: It takes about a half a minute for Critic to realize he is insulting Mara Wilson while she's right in front of him.
- Say My Name / Skyward Scream: MARA WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Parodied. When the end of the film arrives, Critic goes into the room where the fairies were locked up only to find skeletons.
