Gleb must stay at home and babysit his little brother Ilya. Unfortunately, he already has the plans for his new girlfriend, Katia. Since she refuses to believe that he has a good reason to cancel their date, he invites her to Kisegach's house to see all by herself. Kupitman reprimands Kisegach for leaving Gleb alone with Ilya: little baby is a great way to win girls' affection, by exploiting their maternity instinct — and says that he likely already invited someone right to her house, and they would need to... clean out after them. At first she takes it as just his professional deformation, but then he says that he actually used that scheme back in his days, and it worked. And indeed, Gleb tries to have sex with Katia, but something always reminds him about it being his mother's house — and Bykov's, too — which kills the mood. Giving up on finding a place in the house, he suggests to try elevator... where they gets stuck, just in time for Kisegach to arrive to check on them. Fortunately, they manages to call for help via a walkie-talkie they took to control Ilya, though it costs Gleb several very embarrassing moments.
Semyon brought a baby carriage into the hospital. For whatever reason, he refuses Bykov to see his daughter in it. What bykov doesn't know is that Lobanov actually tries to smuggle booze for the other doctors. Bykov, worrying about Semyon acting irresponsibly towards his daughter, sends Lyuba to check, but Semyon refuses to let her near his daughter, in very rude and cruel manner, which reminds her about being lone and childless, driving her to tears. Bykov learns about it and goes to confront Semyon about it, but learns about the scheme with contraband booze (Semyon made a mistake of leaving the carriage in the corridor), about which he tells to Lyuba, making her very angry at Lobanov. Semyon, meanwhile, goes into panic due to misplacing the carriage. Fortunately, it was found by Bykov. Unfortunately, Bykov is already aware about its content. Bykov allows him to continue operation since Lobanov would lose way too much money if just confiscate the booze, but takes two bottles as "a compensation", as well as orders him to apologise before Lyuba.
Maxim has an expensive gift (a new I-Pad) for Bykov, but other interns asks him to not give it to Bykov, since they can't match it, and Bykov can start treating them worse for it. He agrees, and puts it away. What he doesn't mention is that it's not intended for Bykov. Later, angry Bykov rushes to his interns to yell at them for their screwups, only to notice some strange box. Sophia and Alexei, in attempt to calm him down, states that this is their collective gift for Bykov. They later tries to explain what happened to Maxim, only to learn that it's indeed a gift... but not for Bykov: it's another of Maxim's schemes which went wrong. Now, they must either convince Bykov to return the gift (which would be suicidal, given how it would spoil Bykov's mood), find enough money to buy a replacement within several hours (a lot of money), or to somehow explain why Maxim failed to provide already promised gift to a very important official. The decides to try the second option. Ultimately, they don't collect the money, but Max comes up with another solution: he fakes being robbed, so he may buy a cheap, but sentimental and situation-appropriate gift instead: a pepper spray.
This episode provides examples of:
- Babies Make Everything Better: According to Kupitman (who used this scheme himself back in his days), the single men with babies can (and would) exploit those babies to win some points with girls, because "babies are like natural aphrodisiac". This is exactly what happens with Gleb when he gets forced to stay with Ilya.
- Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: According to Lyuba, Semyon's department is a bad place for little girl, because it contains only drunkards, hobos and drunk hobos.
- "Could Have Avoided This!" Plot: Maxim's entire plot could have been averted had he revealed the real purpose of his gift right from the start, instead of going with a questionable scheme for questionable gains.
- Disappointed in You: In Gleb's Imagine Spots, Kisegach chews him out on doing gross things in her house, saying how she's disappointed in him, which kills the mood.
- Elevator Failure: Gleb, tired of constantly being interrupted at worst moments possible, decides to make love right in the elevator... and gets stuck in it.
- Elevator Going Down: After being interrupted so many times, Gleb decides to make love with his girlfriend in the elevator... with disastrous consequences.
- Hypocritical Humour: When Kisegach starts calling Gleb out on his irresponsibility, which resulted in him getting stuck in the elevator with some random chick (due to their "elevator of love" plan going horribly wrong)... technician, who saved Gleb and Katia, remembers that a month ago he'd saved Kisegach herself from exactly the same situation with Bykov.
- Imagine Spot: Gleb has multiple right at the crucial moments of his intimacy with Katia (consisting of Kisegach chewing him out and Bykov going into details about him having sex with Gleb's mother in the same places, forcing him to find the different places to make love. In the end, he decides to just do it in the elevator... with disastrous consequences.
- Interrupted Intimacy: Gleb's attempts to have sex with his new girlfriend gets constantly interrupted by Imagine Spots of his mother and Bykov, acting as a mood killer and forcing him to find another place to make love. This culminates in Gleb deciding to do it in the elevator where they wouldn't be interrupted again... only to get stuck in there, after which he had more important things to think about.
- Innocently Insensitive: Semyon refusing to give his "daughter" to Lyuba is one thing, but reminding Lyuba what she is still lone and childless is just cruel; it drives normally cheerful Lyuba to tears. However, later it turns out that he has another reason to be so secretive...
- Irony: Gleb decides to try having sex in an elevator as it's certain that his mother didn't sleep with Bykov there, and that there would be no awkward moments related to her. When he and his girlfriends gets stuck there, it's Kisegach who finds them first (forcing him to explain what the hell's going on), and later technician confirms that Gleb's mother certainly did try to have sex with Bykov there (with the same result as them).
- Never My Fault: When his Zany Scheme fails, Max blames Alexei and Sophia for it, rather than his completely stupid and ill-thought plan which only put his actual goal at risk with little benefit.
- Parental Sexuality Squick: In Gleb's Imagine Spots, Bykov goes into details how he himself had sex with Kisegach (Gleb's mother) in those same places Gleb plans to sleep with Katia. This kills the mood.
- Pet the Dog: Bykov lets Lobanov to sell the rest of his booze, as he knows that losing it would leave him with empty pocket again — on condition that he would apologise to Lyuba.
- Zany Scheme: Max's "plan" involves him saying that he brought expensive gift for Bykov, other interns asking him to not gift it, him agreeing and interns now being thankful to him. Last part never works out, and then the plan goes horribly wrong when they gifts that gift themselves to calm down Bykov, who was very angry at the moment. The thing is, that gift was not even for Bykov in the first place, which makes the whole scheme even more questionable.
