Title: Irish People Try Cheapest Wines
Published: May 17, 2019
Theme: Drink (Alcohol)
TRY'ers
- Leather Jacket Guy (@AREYAHAVINGTHAT)
- Irish Jesus (@PAUL_FINGLAS)
- Fiona Frawley (@FIONAFRAWL)
- Lolsy Byrne (@LOLSYBYRNE)
- Niamh Tumbleton (@NIAMHTUMBLES)
- Clisare (@CLISARE)
Wines tried:
- Conde Noble Rose; €3.99
- Shiraz Red Wine; €4.99
- Lieberfraumilch White Wine; €4.49
- Buckfast Tonic Wine; €12.99
Tropes:
- Badass Boast: Between Leather Jacket Guy and Irish Jesus."I do drink wine to make the person next to me... seem more interesting."
"Well, you won't need much over here now, I can tell you that much..."
"YES! Bring on the wine!" - Big "NO!": "Loads, loads, loads...!"
- Bland-Name Product: What's expected of cheap wine; "The ones that just say 'red'..."
- Buffy Speak:"The more you drink of it, the less nice it is... 'Less Nice'? Worse. Oh, god... It's going to be a long day, isn't it?"
- Captain Obvious: "I believe it's wine."
- Catchphrase: Another appearance of "...the back end of an oven."
- "That's class!
- "Oh no, you fucking, rat, bastard..."note
- "Oh, you shneaky shnake..."
- Fandom Rivalry: Discussed regarding Red vs. White wine.
- Gilligan Cut:"It's the easiest one to smell, because it's the weakest one."
"It smells like the in-between of a toe..." - It Tastes Like Feet: How one of the wines is described.
- Most Wonderful Sound: LJG and Irish Jesus clink their glasses together — "Oh, take me to the church."
- Shaped Like Itself: "It goes well with... wine."
- Shout-Out:
- "Backstreet Boys versus N Sync"
- John Denver ("Take me home, country roads"; LJG)
- "Jedi juice"
- Vagueness Is Coming: "Red Fruits; I love how vague that is."
- Your Mom: A positive example: "If you had a friend who had a mother, and she was gorgeous..."