Air date: July 10, 2002
Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Tweek form a club to prevent Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from releasing edited versions of their classic films, offering a free hat to those who join, but the townsfolk mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat McCullough from prison.
"Free Hat" contains examples of:
- An Aesop: Don't try to fix what isn't broken.
- Art Evolution: The Parody Commercial starring series' creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone lampoons this, promoting a fake remastered version of the Pilot Episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" with CGI, spaceships, Imperial Walkers, and overall things they wouldn't have been able to do in the past, due to a low animation budget.
- Bait-and-Switch: The boys attend a celebration in their honor, but they learn partway through it's not about their actions against Spielberg and Lucas but about Hat being freed.
- Brick Joke: Spielberg's mooks carrying walkie-talkies in place of guns.
- Continuity Nod: Cartman's suggestion to add a free hat because "more people will come" is similar to how he suggests offering punch and pie to those who join the La Résistance orginization in The Movie.
- Darkest Hour: Parodied. The boys refer to Spielberg and Lucas wanting to alter Raiders as this.
- George Lucas Altered Version: Parodied. The referenced variations made to E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial were based on real life, but the ones for Saving Private Ryan, The Empire Strikes Back, and the show's own first episode are deliberately silly. The boys hope to prevent a similar fate befalling Raiders of the Lost Ark.
- Hope Spot: George Lucas is just about to hand over the Raiders print to the boys when Spielberg arrives.
- Horrible Judge of Character: The protesters who want Hat freed from prison, even though he murdered over twenty babies (which he claimed was in "self defense"). After he's released, the crowd sees nothing wrong with giving the clearly homicidal and unrepentant Hat a baby to hold.
- Hypocrite: Kyle points out that George Lucas led the campaign against colorizing old movies. Lucas, in turn, responds: "But these are my movies." Of course, Lucas was criticizing other people messing with other peoples movies while Lucas is only altering movies that are his in the first place.
- Hypocritical Humor: The entire episode centers around the boys' distaste for remakes of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas classics, yet midway through the episode, a fake commercial promoting a remade version of the show's pilot episode plays.
- Non-Standard Character Design: The updated alien visitors featured in the fake promo for the fake series premiere remake use full 3D models rather than the show's usual paper cutout style, as does their new mother ship.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: During the news interview, Kyle accidentally gives Spielberg and Lucas the idea to alter Raiders.
- Obviously Evil: Hat McCullough.
- Political Correctness Gone Mad: Parodied. Kyle says they changed the word "terrorist" to "hippie" in E.T. to be more politically correct. The trailer for the altered of Saving Private Ryan then notes that "Nazi" has been changed to "Person with political differences," while the altered Empire changed "Wookie" to "Hair-challenged animal." Also, both had the guns replaced with walkie-talkies.
- The Power of Friendship: Tweek is prepared to let the version of Raiders if Spielberg releases Stan and Kyle go, but he pointedly is okay with Cartman remaining a prisoner.
- Precision F-Strike:Spielberg: You troublemakers shall be my guests of honor at the premiere of my new Raiders of the Lost Ark. Your gay little club is over.
Stan: Fuck you, Steven Spielberg!
- Strange Minds Think Alike: The adults had the same idea as the boys: warm a person's cold heart with a cool island song.
- Sustained Misunderstanding: The protesters misunderstood the advertising saying "Free hat" as wanting to free Hat McCullough from prison not that free hats would be given to those attending the rally. The boys decide not to correct them because of how much support they can get to stop classic films from being digitally edited, but the Hat supporters aren't that useful for the boys' original goal and only care about Hat's release.
- They Changed It, Now It Sucks!: In-universe: the boys feel this way about updates to classic films.
- Whole Plot Reference: The final act turns into a straight up parody of the final act of Raiders of the Lost Ark.Spielberg: It's beautiful!
- Would Hurt a Child: Hat, obviously, and the reporter who interviews the boys seems to agree with Hat too. When Tweek is asked why he's "Pro-toddler murder":Tweek (hesitantly): Because... it's easy?Reporter: Yes... it is easy...