Kenny begins dating a fifth grade girl named Tammy, who allegedly gave a boy a blowjob in the back of a T.G.I.Fridays, but all dreams of getting head from Tammy are shattered when she goes to a Jonas Brothers concert and forces Kenny to wear a purity ring.
This episode contains examples of:
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: When the Jonas Brothers concert is ruined, Mickey Mouse gets so angry that he turns into a giant fire-breathing parade float and starts destroying the city.
- Bad Boss: Mickey Mouse. He constantly abuses his employees by beating them up when they refuse to go on stage.
- Brick Joke: A rather morbid one, but when Mickey Mouse is defeated and Kenny finally gets a blowjob from Tammy, he ends up dying from syphilis, just like Cartman warned him.
- Chastity Couple: What Tammy and Kenny are, along with some really pretentious dullards.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive: Mickey Mouse.
- Dirty Kid: Kenny wants to get a "B.J." from his girlfriend. Just to remind you all, he is nine years old.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: The Jonas Brothers shooting foam on the crowd of little girls.Host: You like takin' the Jonas Brothers' hot foam in your faces, girls?
- Truth in Television: The Jonas Brothers really did this on their tours. Trey and Matt said that their biggest problem with the band was that they used sexual imagery to promote abstinence.
- Engineered Public Confession: Overlaps with Is This Thing Still On? on how Mickey Mouse is defeated.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Cartman despises the Jonas Brothers and goes out of his way to help Stan and Kyle save Kenny from their influence.
- Is This Thing Still On?: Overlaps with Accidental Public Confession on how Mickey Mouse is defeated.
- Jerkass Has a Point: Cartman warns Kenny that getting a blowjob from Tammy could cause him to catch syphilis, even if he uses a condom, since he claims that girls' mouths are full of germs.Cartman: Just because you have condoms doesn't mean you're safe, Kenny! Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!
- Pet the Dog: Cartman is actually acting on his heroic side this time since he's absolutely disgusted upon finding out that Kenny's girlfriend, Tammy Warner, is a total slut. When Kenny finds out about this, he's elated upon dating a 5th Grade slut and wants to get a blowjob from her, but Cartman tries to warn him on how getting a blowjob from Tammy could cause syphilis and goes with Stan and Kyle to stop the Jonas Brothers and their Disney purity ring venture when Kenny begins to wear one of them and becomes dull and boring.
- Real Life Writes the Plot: One of the animators told Trey and Matt that her daughter actually said to her "My giney tingles" when she took her to see the Jonas Brothers in concert. The two men thought it was too funny to not put into the show.
- Sexless Marriage: Butters comments that the whole abstaining until marriage plan sounds a lot like marriage itself.Butters: Huh... a ring that says you'll be together but not have sex... Isn't that called a wedding ring?
- Take That!: To Disney, the Jonas Brothers, abstinence programs, Grey's Anatomy, and purity rings.
- They Killed Kenny Again: This time due to catching syphilis.