Kramer gives bad advice to his midget friend Mickey when a child he is understudying for on a tv show goes through a growth spurt. Jerry visits a friend, Fulton, at the hospital. Elaine becomes at a loss on what to do when her new boyfriend, Phil Tatola flashes her with his manhood. George's girlfriend, Daphne, begins second-guessing his romance with him due getting advice from Al Nechy and George spitefully keeps the relationship going.
Tropes:
- The Body Parts That Must Not Be Named: Elaine's subplot is this in a nutshell as Phil shows his manhood to him and she is freaked out.
- Brick Joke: Several characters bring up a man named Jerry Persach, who is nicknamed "pachyderm". Daphne ends up dating him in the end after dumping George.
- Captain Obvious: Daphne, George's girlfriend, once said that 'eggs are eggs'.
- Conjunction Interruption: Mickey's protests about getting lifts in order to keep his job are met with this by an insistent Kramer.
- Die Laughing: Fulton ends up dying from Jerry's routine.
- Insistent Terminology: Mickey doesn't take kindly to being called a midget, preferring the term 'little people'.
- Pretentious Pronunciation: George repeatedly refers to Daphne as "Dofney".
- Shout-Out: Kramer and Mickey are understudies to the show All My Children.
- Special Guest: Danny Woodburn as Mickey.
