Original air date: 7/18/2006 (DVD) (produced in 2003)
Ren and Stimpy (but mostly Ren) go to the beach to ogle the girls.
Tropes:
- All Men Are Perverts: Played straight with Ren.
- Ambiguously Gay: Stimpy.
- Ax-Crazy: After seeing the girls fight over who gets to cuddle Stimpy, Ren goes berserk.
- Beach Episode: The story mainly takes place on a beach.
- Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: The three women whose breasts are exposed are a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with red hair.
- Breast Attack: One of the women punched another in the breast while they were fighting over Stimpy. You can hear the attack with a Stock Sound Effect thud.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: Ren squeezing his bottle of suntan lotion a little too hard as he watches a sexy woman bend over in front of him. And then there's the location of Shampoo Master's nozzle.
- Fan Disservice: Stimpy blocking the topless woman with his butt. There are also the two absurdly ugly men.
- Fanservice Extra: The girls shown on screen are scantily dressed and are essentially eye candy.
- Hotter and Sexier: Supposedly, this episode came about when John Kricfalusi thought to himself "Kids love gross stuff. What do adults love? NAKED!"
- Ink-Suit Actor: A truly disturbing example. One of the girls is a self-caricature of and voiced by Katie Rice, one of John Kricfalusi's statutory rape victims.
- Male Gaze: The whole god damned episode! It's the closest the show got to outright porn.
- Nipple and Dimed: Averted. The women's bare nipples are uncensored.
- Testosterone Poisoning: The huge hairy lifeguard, whose testicles look like he's smuggling tennis balls in his trunks. Even his tongue has hair.
