Film watched: Clonus aka parts: the clonus horror
Reportedly, director Robert Fiveson wasn't too thrilled about getting MSTed until he saw the riffing of the scene where smoke seems to be emanating from Richard's nether regions as he shares a post-coital campfire cuddle with Lena:
Tom: Only you can prevent groin fires.
Crow: She really was on top of Old Smokey, huh?
He was also very thankful when he was alerted by MSTies that The Island was a ripoff of his film, which resulted in a very generous out-of-court settlement.
- Mike has decided to grow out a mustache. The 'Bots try to support him, but it soon turns to mockery.
- Mike debates shaving his mustache, while Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy find their camping site intruded upon by Space Children. They're lost, hungry, and incredibly omnipotent, and they've named Pearl their new grandmother... and they will not take "No" for her answer.
- The Mads are stuck playing Candy Land and Catch with the Space Children, and it's not going very well for any of them as their patience and pain tolerance is constantly tested by their omnipotent temper tantrums.
- Pearl begs the crew to provide some kind of entertainment for the Space Children. Mike and the 'Bots put on a public TV children's show, which goes over well enough with the audience until they start getting bilingual.
- The Mads give "The Talk" to the Space Children.
- Crow shows off his new nose job. The Mads have finally gotten the Space Children down for the night, and Servo offers a beautiful poem to soothe them to sleep. The marching music he accompanies it to has the opposite effect.
The Mystery Science Theater 3000 presentation has examples of:
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: As Richard reads through a bunch of secret files, Mike lists off a number of different conspiracies: black helicopters, Roswell, Area 51, Waco, and... the formula for Coca-Cola.
- Brain Bleach:
- Old Richard's son getting out of the pool and walking his wet, speedoed batch right in front of the waist-high camera didn't do Mike and the Bots any favors. Mike: No... no, don—AUGH! We found it, this is the horror!
Servo: Gah, stop it! What've we ever done to you?
- When both Richards pull up their shirts to reveal they have the same birthmark, Mike and the 'bots scream.Mike: As if this movie wasn't horrible enough!
- Old Richard's son getting out of the pool and walking his wet, speedoed batch right in front of the waist-high camera didn't do Mike and the Bots any favors.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: After Servo's "lullaby" wakes up the Space Children, Pearl threatens Mike and the bots with "a John Agar film festival".
- Cowboy Cop: Spoofed; over a shot of Clone!Richard running through sterile white hallways: "He's a nurse's aide, who doesn't play by the rules!"
- Credits Gag: As the credits roll, Mike and the 'bots do Biography riffs about the cast and crew, including Peter Graves himself."Peter Graves, the underpaid, underrated, incredibly handsome host of Biography tonight on... Biography."
- Creepy Child: The Evil Space Children who cause trouble for Pearl and the gang.
- Downer Ending: Discussed when it becomes abundantly clear that's where this movie is going.Crow: Y'know, this doesn't look like it's headed towards a happy ending.
Mike: Y'know, any ending would make me happier than I've ever been.
Crow: That's true.
- Excited Kids' Show Host:
- Mike Nelson, in one of the skits, dons a sequined silver tank top and shorts, dances around, and babbles in Gratuitous Spanish. "Signal de cine!"
- Earlier in the skit, Crow and Servo did this in a more traditional way. "Today we learned A and 3! Today we learned A and 3!"
- Funny Background Event: In one of the host segments, Bobo is given a Groin Attack in the background.
- Groin Attack: Bobo is on the receiving end of this (repeatedly). "Tante Bobo needs to go see Uncle Reconstructive Urologist."
- Informed Attractiveness: It's all subjective, but Mike, Crow and Servo seem to agree that Clone!Richard isn't an especially handsome fella.
- Lame Pun Reaction: When Richard sees a beer can at the edge of a stream and makes his way towards it:Mike: (as if needing to use a toilet) I gotta get to the can...
- Long List: When Mike tries to riff the credits, he has trouble reading all the listed names:
- Master of the Mixed Message: Mike, trying to take in Servo and Crow's suggestions as he tries to convince the Space Children not to send them the movie.Mike: Okay, uh... hi, kids. You know, we've always been there for you, working so hard to provide for your future, so don't you dare send us a movie, or it'll be the belt for you! ...What I mean is, we'll give you Beanie Babies and a hundred dollars and cake and stuff if you don't send us the movie. Unless you were planning to do the opposite of what we say, in which case, please send us the movie... unless you were planning to do the opposite of the opposite of what we say, in which case we'll take away your cake and your hundred dollars and WE'LL TEAR UP YOUR BEANIE BABIES...! ...um, we love you?
- Metaphorgotten: Pearl tries to give Space Child Darlene The Talk: "If he wants to dance, he's gonna have to pay the band. If he wants to paint the house, he's gonna have to buy the enamel. And the primer. And you still might want to consider aluminum siding."Space Child: Grandma Pearl, I don't know what you're talking about.
Pearl: [pats her arm] I'm not sure I do, either, darling. [Beat] But if he wants to sod the lawn—
- Perpetual Frowner: Clone!Richard. Lampshaded, as he is recaptured.
- Promotion to Parent: The Mads get saddled with the Space Children and are forced to raise/babysit/live in terror of them in this episode.
- Reality Warper: The Evil Space Children.
- Rooting for the Empire: In-Universe, as Clone Richard is ambushed back at Clonus and kicked in the stomach.Crow: And they expect the audience to feel bad about this, I guess?
- Rousing Lullaby: After a long day of supervising a trio of rowdy, omnipotent Space Children, Pearl Forrester has finally convinced the Space Kids to go to bed. Tom Servo offers to read a soothing poem to help them fall asleepthen to accompany his poem, he plays some loud oompah band music. Naturally, this wakes the Space Kids right up, which was Servo's goal in the first place.
- Running Gag: Lots:
- Every time characters in the film mention "America", Servo sings "ToDAY!" à la the Neil Diamond song "America".
- Scooter the Space Child constantly hitting Bobo in the groin in the skits.
- Gags about Lena's nose.
- Bang "Ow." Bang "Ow!" Bang "Ow." Bang, ricocheting noises "Ow."
- References to Peter Graves' role as the host of Biography.
- References to Dick Sargent's role as the Other Darrin
- One scientist with a mustache is "Dr. Super Mario Brother."
- "Parts: the X Horror"
- A brief one: The guys are greatly amused by Clone!George's Mathematician's Answer ("I'm going to America!" "That's great, when?" "Later on!") and keep the joke going for a little while.Richard: [to Lena} Where do you live?
Mike (as Lena): Later on.
- The Space Children use the same hand gestures to work their powers as the possessed children in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "And the Children Shall Lead". Their even-more-omnipotent-than-Observer powers are a reference to the similarly petty, irresponsible, terrifying Anthony from "It's a Good Life". And The Space Children is the name of a movie they would riff on about a year later.
- When Pearl begs Mike to set up an impromptu TV show to entertain the children, he quotes Belloq's opening speech from Raiders of the Lost Ark word for word. It Makes Sense in Context. Sort of.
- When Ricky pins clone!Richard against the car for an extended period of time (see below), Mike says "Why don't you kiss him instead of holding him to death?"
- "It's not really The Naked City, it's the Clothing-Optional City."
- When Richard is rummaging through the office looking for clues: "You know we AREN'T at war with Eurasia!"
- "Watch. He'll run into Chauncey Gardiner coming the other way."
- "No one's guarding MY father!"
- "Are you one of them pre-verts?"
- When Richard uses an Air-Vent Passageway to hide from Dr. Jameson and Dr. Nelson, they quip that he might run into Bruce Willis.
- Observer and the kids play Candyland. Observer tries to cheat himself out of the Molasses Swamp ("My personal Hell") but the kids catch him.
- Singing "rivers belong where they can ramble..." when Richard goes to the river to find the can.
- When Richard fakes a heart attack as a test to see if he is being monitored by Clonus's staff, Crow has him say, "I'm coming, Elizabeth, I'm coming. Elizabeth, I'm coming", in a comedically deadpan manner.
- Sibling Rivalry: As the Knight brothers fight:Servo: "Boys, not in the house."
Crow: Y'know, this is about a lot more than super-secret government clone projects.
- Also referenced in regards to Peter Graves's real-life brother James Arness (of Gunsmoke fame).Servo: [as Peter Graves] "James Arness: Ugly and Stupid". Tonight on Biography.
- Also referenced in regards to Peter Graves's real-life brother James Arness (of Gunsmoke fame).
- Sliding Scale of Parent-Shaming in Fiction: The SOL crew's attempts at negotiating with the Space Children mock the flaws of three styles of parenting: passive-aggressive guilt-slinging to sensitivity/bribery to not even trying to understand the next generation, just hitting them where they seem to live.
- Soundtrack Dissonance: To try to put the Space Children down for a bit, Servo composes a beautiful lullaby...set to a bombastic march.
- Stop Hitting Yourself: One of the first things the Space Children do to retaliate against Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy is make them punch themselves in the face.
- Story Arc: The coming of the Space Children. Pearl will spend the next episode dropping them off with their parents, leaving Bobo and Observer unattended until the end of the episode after that.
- Stunned Silence: Mike's reaction to Crow's nosejob at the end of the movie.
- Take That!:
- In the film, when Clone Richard goes in the "Confessional" booth and asks it what the letters on the beer can he found — "M-I-L-W-A-U-K-E-E" — spell...Servo: (robotic voice) IT SPELLS TWO-NINETY-NINE A CASE.
- And again, when Clone Richard is still researching the topic:Mike: This might the most interest anyone has ever shown in Milwaukee.
- When the Knight brothers discuss Clonus:Jeff: You saw the tape?
Original Richard: Yeah, and it's scary.
Crow: Adam Sandler's in it.
- In the film, when Clone Richard goes in the "Confessional" booth and asks it what the letters on the beer can he found — "M-I-L-W-A-U-K-E-E" — spell...
- The Talk: The Evil Space Children ask The Question, treating us to a montage of the villains' attempts to explain the Facts of Life. Brain Guy's response is a surprisingly poetic exploration of love, before he dismisses the emotion as unnecessary; Pearl begins a rambling, bitter, Metaphorgotten story about her own failed relationships and purely transactional view of love; and Bobo's advice is... questionable, given it deals with ape-man mating rituals. "You're gonna get kicked in the face, that's always part of it... grab one leg and hold on tight!"
- Talk Like a Pirate: Mike and the 'Bots start doing pirate impressions when the end of the movie reveals the face of George Walker, who happens to be wearing an eyepatch.
- The Un-Favorite:
- Mike and the Bots joke that Clone-Richard sees Original-Richard as his father and is this to him."Can you wipe me, Clone Daddy?"
- During the Biography gag during the end credits, they eventually turn James Arness into this. "Peter Graves' mother could be heard to say that she loved her son Peter Graves very much; however, she loathed James Arness and cursed the day that her womb had been blighted with such a creature!"
- Mike and the Bots joke that Clone-Richard sees Original-Richard as his father and is this to him.