An obsessed super-fan goes to dangerous lengths to be rescued by her favorite warrior heroes, Vambre and Prohyas.
- Cute But Psycho: Glori is as cute as she is loony.
- Deliberately Distressed Damsel: Glori's dream is to be rescued by the Warriors and purposely tries to get herself in danger to do so. She starts off by throwing herself at Gateaux, then pretending to be held captive at the Cave of Stuff, then picking a fight with Man Fish the Fish Man, then finally forcing King Rexxtopher to swallow her.
- Hair Reboot: Glori cuts off a piece of Prohyas' hair while he sleeps. He later grows it instantly back by blowing on his thumb.
- Loony Fan: Glori is the Warriors' number one fan and she is determined to be saved by her idols by any means necessary. She also does other creepy things like taking their half-eaten food and breaking into their house while they sleep.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Fed up with Glori's attempts to put herself in danger, Prohyas snaps and berates her for her obnoxious fangirlism. This really hurts Glori and it sends her down her Start of Darkness.