Kilian: Is Crash Bandicoot Warped a deep and emotional experience that will last with you a lifetime? Or is it Satan's way of turning children into vegans? Well this review will talk about neither of those things.
This review provides examples of:
- Contrived Coincidence: Kilian considers Cortex's space station crashing down into his master's prison to be this, and feels that Uka Uka should have just sent his henchman to buy lottery tickets.