Season 2, Episode 7:
Home on the Remains
As most of the crew are allergic to the buds, most of them leave for the colony; Aeryn, being the least affected, remains aboard Moya to care for Zhaan. Chiana arrives just in time to have to Mercy Kill her former lover there, Temmon, who ran headlong into one of the acid pustules while fleeing from the Keedva, a carnivorous beast that lives in and feeds on Budong corpses. Temmon's brother B'Sogg, who had an unrequited crush for Chiana, is now in charge of the colony and orders the mines sealed off until the Keedva can be hunted; out of grudging "charity," he provides the Moya crew with fungus to eat. Crichton takes some up for Zhaan, but in a fit of primitive rage, she explains that only meat can sustain her now; the buds growing from her are a poisonous natural weapon generated by starving Delvians to kill predators, which they can then eat.
Chiana tries to offer B'Sogg sex in exchange for some meat, but he says that he's only interested in a long-term sexual relationship, with the implication that it won't be very pleasant for Chiana. D'Argo overhears and attacks B'Sogg, making things even worse.
Rygel tries to gamble for food, only to end up being out-cheated by the resident Professional Gambler, and is forced to admit that he doesn't actually have anything to bet with. Threatened by the other gambler, he goes down into the mines to hunt for something to pay him with. Separately, D'Argo also heads into the mines with Altana, an old friend of Chiana (and yes, it's just possible that she's that kind of "friend") , who has discovered a vein of crystals that will make her rich for life, and buy as much food as any of them need.
Back on Moya, Aeryn uses sun lamps in an improvised attempt to help Zhaan, but it only makes her emit clouds of numbing spores; Zhaan herself becomes dangerously paranoid as her condition begins to disrupt her rational thought process, accusing Aeryn of trying to kill her. The spores are beginning to damage Moya's sense organs, so Aeryn tells Pilot to prepare a transport pod for her and Zhaan- only for Zhaan to vanish while her back's turned.
After learning of D'Argo's little voyage into the mines, Crichton hurries in after him, only to bump into Rygel; seconds later, a strange whistling sound is heard, and the two of them are promptly attacked by the Keedva. To Rygel's fury, Crichton evades the beast by climbing onto his thronesled. Just as they are about to drop into the monster's reach, another whistling sound draws it away. Some distance away, The Keedva attacks D'Argo and Altana, killing the old woman and badly injuring D'Argo. When they are brought out of the mine, Chiana tells Crichton that she suspects B'Sogg of being behind the attacks.
After searching the entire ship for Zhaan, and with Moya's spore-induced condition worsening, Pilot and Aeryn are forced to expel the spores by decompressing Moya, which might kill Zhaan in the process. After much agonizing, they start the decompression, only excluding the command deck where Aeryn has taken refuge. Zhaan, however, is also in command, having levitated into the ceiling to escape notice. She attacks Aeryn, but Aeryn manages to talk her down briefly and then knock her out with a head-butt.
Crichton, following B'Sogg into the mines, discovers B'Sogg's cache of meat and crystals, only to find himself cornered by the owner. Revealing that he's managed to tame the Keedva and summon it with the aid of a whistle (hence the whistling sound heard before the attacks), B'Sogg sets the monster on him and leaves him for dead. After a long fight, Crichton manages to kill the animal by crushing its head in a powered door. Chiana confronts B'Sogg in a passage and threatens to shoot him; B'Sogg confidently sneers that while Chiana might be a thief and a tralk, she's not a killer. By way of answering, she fires and either accidentally or deliberately hits an pustule in the tunnel wall next to him; the acid pus horrifically burns his arm off, and as he screams for the same Mercy Kill that was given to his brother, Chiana coldly departs.
Back on Moya, the crew barbecue and eat B'Sogg's pet. Zhaan apologises to Aeryn for the things she said and did in her paranoia. D'Argo meets Chiana alone and they kiss before he leaves her to consider things. Chiana's response is "Whoa!".
Tropes present in this episode include:
- An Arm and a Leg: This episode was the only one of the entire run of Farscape to receive an 18 certificate from the British Board of Film Classification on home video release. Presumably this was due to the melting arm.
- Animal Assassin: The Keedva.
- Armor-Piercing Question: D'Argo is on the receiving end of this twice.Chiana: D'Argo, I had a brother. He's gone. I don't need another.
D'Argo: I don't want to be your brother.
Chiana: Then what?
D'Argo: [beat] I want to help you.
Altana: D'Argo, are you and Chiana together?
Altana: No, or not yet?
D'Argo: [under his breath] That's up to her.
- Asteroid Miners: corpse miners!
- Big "NO!": D'Argo over Chiana volunteering to have sex with B'Sogg in exchange for food.
- Blood from the Mouth: Our introduction to Temmon involves quite a lot of this.
- Bond Villain Stupidity: B'Sogg not only leaves Crichton alone with his pet ("I'll let you two get acquainted."), but he neglects the spiked door which Crichton uses to kill the beast.
- Broke Episode: Not that the crew ever has much in funds, but this time they have absolutely nothing to use to pay for food and can't simply trade for it. Crichton and D'Argo take to working on the site in the hopes of getting enough to buy some food for Zhaan.
- Bullying a Dragon: B'Sogg and D'Argo to each other. B'Sogg talks tough and inevitably gets a punch in the face from D'Argo for it. However, B'Sogg hid the meat in the mines and warns D'Argo not to push it or no food for anyone (especially Zhaan). D'Argo has little choice but to back off.
- Cain and Abel: B'Sogg and Temmon. B'Sogg was nonplussed at Chiana choosing his brother over him.
- Ceiling Cling / Power Floats: Aeryn, believing that Zhaan has been sucked into space, doesn't notice Zhaan hovering down from the ceiling behind her.
- Chekhov's Gun: Those gosh darned acid pustules.
- Continuity Nod: Crichton has been warned before about not swallowing a dentic.
- Continuous Decompression
- Corrupt Hick: B'Sogg.
- Covered with Scars: The prospectors are riddled with scars gained from years of hard labor.
- Dangerous Workplace: Quite apart from the fact that the mining colony's built on the festering remains of a Budong, and as such, not exactly the healthiest workplace, it's also prone to infestations of ravenous Keedvas. For good measure, the walls of the Budong's innards are studded with acidic pustules, meaning that running or shooting in the passageways can be fatal.
- Death by Irony: B'Sogg shares his brother's fate, with one crucial difference - Chiana leaves him writhing and alone in the mines.
- Deep-Fried Whatever: The Moyans don't even have the standard food cubes to eat, and Crichton decides to fry up some dentics (the little caterpillars that are used for brushing teeth). Mm — Larva-eggs Benedict. Aeryn bellows that dentics aren't edible, but Crichton insists, "You can eat anything if it's fried." He pops one into his mouth and starts to chew. For a millisecond. Then he gags, spits out the worm, and stuffs it into the nearest trash receptacle - Rygel's mouth.
- Dirty Coward: Rygel is quite content to sacrifice Crichton to the Keedva in order to save himself. He even bites Crichton to try to get him to let go of the hover-chair.
- Easily Forgiven: After she's back to normal, Zhaan apologizes for what she said, but Aeryn simply says she wasn't herself and gives her some more food.
- Everyone Can See It: Altana is well-aware that D'Argo wants to be with Chiana.
- The Farmer and the Viper: Temmon helped Chiana and Nerri a great deal back in the day. She ultimately robbed him and fled.
- Fate Worse than Death: Contact with Budong pus, hence the Mercy Kill given to Temmon.
- Fed to the Beast: Crichton is left to tangle with the keedva unarmed, as all his weapons were confiscated by B'Sogg upon entry to the budong.
- Fighting from the Inside: In their final face-off, Aeryn tries getting through to Zhaan by reminding her that she's a tenth-level Pa'u - she can beat this. Zhaan momentarily awakens from the influence of the buds, and begs Aeryn to help her.
- First Kiss: D'Argo plants one on Chiana during their scene on Moya's bridge.
- Fluffy Tamer: B'Sogg.
- Foreign Queasine: Even Rygel, who will bite the noses off of live doctors, turns up his nose at B'Sogg's meal of lichen, mold, and fungus.D'Argo: Maybe we should have fried this.
- Foreshadowing: The story opens with Crichton sneezing, then dismissing it as a cold. Hope not, because he definitely won't find any chicken soup on a budong.
- Giant Corpse World: The episode is set on the corpse of an asteroid-sized Space Whale.
- Got Volunteered: Aeryn gets tasked with watching after Zhaan because, as Crichton says, he and D'Argo are more allergic to the spores than she is.
- Groin Kick: Crichton kicks the keedva in the balls!
- Half-Truth: In the galley, Crichton is irritably muttering about Chiana's promises of green fields ("Mold is green!") and crystal-blue streams (ruptured bile ducts). Plainly, Chiana was less than forthright when describing the idyllic splendor of a budong.
- Hollywood Acid
- Homage: Crichton's killing of the keedva is a lower-budget version of Luke killing the Rancor in Return of the Jedi.
- Hulk Speak: Zhaan starts to slip into it as her hunger gets more severe.
- I Did What I Had to Do: Chiana says this is her approach to life in order to survive and won't stop until she feels safe.
- "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight: Followed by a Glasgow Kiss.
- I Own This Town: B'Sogg, the de facto foreman. He closes the mines more out of a sense of power than keeping people safe.
- Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Crichton kills the Keedva with the spikes on the door.
- Instantly Proven Wrong: Crichton is absolutely certain that you can eat anything if it's fried. He tries it on a dentic, only to immediately spit it out and shove it in Rygel's mouth. Aeryn takes the opportunity to snark.
- It Gets Easier: Subverted. Chiana mercy kills Temmon and clearly regrets having to do so. After condemning B'Sogg to die, Chiana walks away with a troubled expression on her face. She doesn't express regret for what she's done, but that doesn't make it easy.
- It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time: Chiana angrily confronts D'Argo for punching B'Sogg while she was trying to negotiate for food. He replies, "It seemed like a better idea than waiting for you to frell him into submission!"
- Kirk Summation: Lampshaded. Crichton, failing to pacify the Keedva with condescending puppy-talk, decides to brings on the fisticuffs.Crichton: [hisses] No more Captain Kirk chitchat.
- Last Request: Temmon pleads to be put out of his misery, though he asks for B'Sogg. Chiana grants it herself rather than take the time to go get B'Sogg.
- Lovecraftian Superpower: Zhaan run amok.
- Man-Eating Plant: When he attempts to hand-feed Zhaan a green square of fungi, she groans that she now requires animal protein. She explains that at this stage of Delvian starvation, they enter a state of paralysis during which the buds are used "for protection": in the event that a predator decides to try and eat the paralysed Delvian, it'll be poisoned and eventually die, resulting in fresh meat for the Delvian to recover on.
- Mercy Kill: Temmon moans at Chiana not to let him suffer. Chiana looks around, grabs a pick-axe from someone and (to everyone's shock) plunges it into Temmon's gut, killing him. When D'Argo yanks the sobbing Chiana away, Chiana shrieks, "If that stuff touches you, you're dead anyway!"
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Completely on her own and without anyone else's technical help, Aeryn rigs up a doohickey that will blast Zhaan with light. The contraption has the opposite effect of what's intended, causing dandelion-like spores to flood the entire ship. Whoops.
- No Party Like a Donner Party: Crichton grimly jokes that they're going to become "the Donner Party of the Uncharted Territories" if they don't get some food soon.
- Non-Malicious Monster: The Keedva can be trained but is really just a predator following its instincts. Crichton noticeably doesn't take the opportunity to quip after managing to kill it.
- Not Cheating Unless You Get Caught: Rygel loses at Deemo, a poker-style game that relies heavily on outright cheating.Crichton: You cheated and you lost?
- Not So Different: When Chiana says he can't understand her, D'Argo says he knows about the pain of loss all too well.
- Pay Evil unto Evil: How Chiana says goodbye to B'Sogg for all that he's done.
- People in Rubber Suits: The keedva is, to say the least, not one of the Creature Shop's more effective creations.
- Plot Allergy
- Power of Trust: Chiana exploited this on Temmon in order to survive. D'Argo is quite troubled to learn this and questions being able to trust her.
- Prospector: The miners are a space variation of the usual Western stereotype. One of them even wears a card-dealer's visor and a vest.
- Retirony: Altana, Chiana's elderly companion, has finally struck a crystal-vein large enough to make her filthy rich for ten lifetimes. Altana offers to share it with Chiana should they claim it. Naturally, she is dismembered by the keedva sent by B'Sogg.
- The Reveal: B'Sogg taking out a dog whistle and blowing on it. Surprise! Surprise! It's the same high-pitched sound that drove the keedva off.
- The Rival: D'Argo bristles with anger when B'Sogg moves in on his girl.
- Sanity Slippage: Delvians react very badly to hunger.
- Scarpia Ultimatum
- Sex Slave: B'Sogg makes it pretty clear that this will be the nature of Chiana's "relationship" with him. One side of meat for another?
- Shout-Out: Crichton tells Rygel to quit screwing around at the gambler's table, calling him "Maverick".
- Shut Up, Kirk!: "You've got mivonks, Luxan, but I hid the meat in the mine. And no one knows the mines like I do. Kill me, and you'll never find it, and your shipmate dies anyway."
- Space Western
- Space Whale: Deceased.
- Temporary Blindness: Pilot warns that the spores emanating from Zhaan are obscuring his sensors. If it keeps up, Moya will be permanently blinded.
- Tempting Fate: Chiana gets the drop on B'Sogg and orders him to drop his gun and kick it away. B'Sogg feigns ignorance and condescendingly tells Chiana that she wouldn't kill him in cold blood. Chiana agrees, and lowers her weapon — then raises it again, fires at a pustule on the wall, and sprays yellow acid all over B'Sogg's arm.Chiana: I'm evolving as an individual.
- Time for Plan B: [gestures at Temmon] "This is who's supposed to help us?"
- Use Your Head: Crichton head-butts Rygel for attempting to throw him to the wolves - namely, the keedva.
- Fighting the influences of the spores, Zhaan begs Aeryn to help her, and Aeryn says she will. — Then headbutts Zhaan unconscious.
- We Are Not Going Through That Again: Played for laughs at the end of the episode. Aeryn gives Zhaan as many helpings as she wants in order to avoid a repeat of this situation.
- What the Hell, Hero?: After the confrontation in B'Sogg's tent, D'Argo and Chiana have it out.Chiana: What were you thinking attacking B'Soog like that?! What, did you think he'd just hand over the meat?!
D'Argo: It seemed like a better plan than waiting for you to frell him into submission.
Chiana: Well, if that's what it takes, then that's what it takes! I thought this was supposed to be about saving Zhaan!
D'Argo: There are other ways to get the crystals that we need. I will not allow you to stay here with him.
Chiana: Don't tell me what to do!
D'Argo: Well, somebody has to!
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: B'Sogg and several other people on the colony speak in accents of an indeterminate origin, like the Old South or Jamaica.
- You Did the Right Thing: B'Sogg over Chiana mercy killing Temmon. He even chides the others on the scene for not having the fortitude to spare a mortally wounded man such pain.
- You Wouldn't Shoot Me: B'Sogg openly doubts that Chiana would shoot him in cold blood, calling her a thief and a tralk but not a killer. She admits he's right, so she instead exposes him to the pus and leaves him to die in horrific agony.