The one with the very long chase sequence. And SPIDERS!!!
The final adventure of Jon Pertwee as the Third Doctor, rounding off his record-breaking tenure (that wouldn't take long to get surpassed) at five seasons and twenty-four stories. Also the last appearance of Richard Franklin as former Captain Mike Yates. It is also the first story to introduce the term "regeneration" to refer to the Doctor's changes in appearance, and define the rules behind the process.
Sarah Jane visits her friend Mike Yates at a crypto-Buddhist retreat in the English countryside. Some of them have apparently been skipping meditation lessons to hang out in the basement and summon ENORMOUS FREAKING SPIDERS from Metebelis III, a world ruled by the terrifying things. As if enormous spiders weren't bad enough, these are enormous telepathic mind-controlling spiders, and one of them takes over a Buddhist named Lupton and turns him into a spider-puppet. Naturally, they have designs on our world; but their chief aim at the moment is the recapture of a blue crystal prism thingy. Conveniently enough, the Doctor has just received one in the mail! It's from Jo Grant, who he gave it to back in "The Green Death".
Lupton follows Sarah Jane back to UNIT HQ to steal the Metebelis crystal, using mind-thrown lightning bolts to get past security. Awesome. Psychic powers so rarely come with offensive capabilities. A completely badass hovercar vs. helicopter chase ensues, but the guy gets away. The Doctor and Sarah Jane deduce who the thief must have been, and head back to the retreat—but by then Lupton has misplaced it.
The evil monks turn a mandala into a portal to Metebelis III, and Lupton goes through. Sarah Jane, who really should know better than to step into glowing circles on the ground, finds herself there as well. She tries to foment glorious revolution amongst the human proletariat, but their arachnid overlords promptly arrive to put an end to that. She is saved by the timely intervention of the Doctor—who's used the TARDIS and the crystal to get to Metebelis III himself—the spiders attack him, leave him for dead, and go back for reinforcements. They're back bright and early the next morning to haul Doctor and Companion back to Spider HQ, where they have obviated prison cells by the simple expedient of swaddling their prisoners in spider silk.
The Doctor wiggles out of his cocoon, frees Sarah Jane, and decides to put the crystal back into the cave where it was found in the first place, on the theory that it will placate the intelligence that spawned it. But the radiation will surely kill anyone who enters the cave! If only there were some brave hero willing to sacrifice his life to replace the crystal!
No, it isn't a hero that needs to complete this mission. It's an atonement for a past mistake from a humbled Doctor, despite knowing that this will be his last act to make up for being a self-serving codger for a sizable part of his life in this incarnation. He finally steps in and makes a Heroic Sacrifice to prove he has a heart of gold. Prepared for the worst, the Third Doctor decides to face his fears and endure the punishment for his greed that day he took the crystal. He finds the Great One wants her mental abilities to reach infinity, and she snatches the Metabilis crystal to complete its psychic web circuit as a keystone, which is now irradiating the Doctor to a devastating effect. Except, the Great One is so power blind she ignores the Doctor's warning that her mind can't handle that much power. When she foolishly activates the circuit anyway, the power intake overloads the Great One's brain, until she explodes, causing the rest of the Eight Legs to writhe in pain and die off. Visibly anguished, the Doctor stumbles back to his TARDIS, reeling from excessive radiation exposure.
The Third Doctor returns to Earth several weeks late from his departure. He quavers out the doors of the TARDIS, unable to even stand without huddling to the frame of his ship. Losing his strength, he falls to the ground faced down. The Brig gets a seat cushion to prop up his head while Sarah turns him over on his back, grieving at the sight of her Doctor's last moments. The poor gentlemen is on his deathbed after getting lost in the Time Vortex. He weakly tells his companion what he had to do, but she won't accept his death. Starting to cry, the Doctor tells her "A tear, Sarah Jane? No, don't cry. While there's life, there's..." But the word "hope" does not escape his lips. He dies as though he just froze in place as the radiation stopped every process of his body from working, including speech and his eyelids, which Sarah closes.
But the utterance of hope that the Doctor couldn't gasp out before his demise shows up in the form of K'anpo Rimpoche. Sarah learns the Doctor isn't so dead after all, because the wise Time Lord sees that his old friend needs a "push" to make his cells regenerate. Sarah didn't know what the Doctor meant by regeneration when he first spoke of it, and is a mite confused at what is going on. But the Brigadier has dealt with this change of appearance before. A bit diffused by the idea the Doctor is going to have a personality tilt again after two oft incorrigible faces, he resignedly says, "Well, here we go again..." Jon Pertwee fades away.
Oh if only we had a Doctor that could start larking about the Pythagorean Theorem and let us know all was well. One who did not make us think his death would stick...
One who could, if he were to die, regenerate into arguably the most iconic Doctor of all time...
- The Adjective One: The Great One.
- Alien Among Us: K'anpo is actually another renegade Time Lord.
- All Webbed Up: The spiders' captives are nicely webbed up in preparation for dinner.
- Answer Cut: The Doctor asks Arak how the spiders came Metebelis III. We then cut to Sabor telling Sarah that they came from Earth.
- Attack! Attack! Attack!: Tuar. Definitely Tuar.
- Author Appeal: The Buddhist themes were written into the episode by Barry Letts, himself a practicing Buddhist. This came back to bite him slightly, as some Buddhists objected to the use of mantras and chants as a means to summon the spiders.
- It's also thanks to this that Regeneration was defined as what it was; an explicit parallel to Reincarnation.
- Back for the Finale: Mike returns to redeem himself after getting booted out of UNIT for his betrayal in "Invasion of the Dinosaurs".
- Badass Normal: Sgt. Benton. The mind-thrown lightning bolts instantly kill normal humans, and seriously inconvenience the Doctor. Benton takes two to the chest, and shakes it off with enough wherewithal to bring the car around.
- He also makes a damn fine cup of coffee.
- Big Creepy-Crawlies: The Eight-Legs, especially their leader.
- Book-Ends: Jon Pertwee's run as The Doctor begins and ends with him stumbling out of the TARDIS and collapsing.
- Catchphrase"ALL PRAISE TO THE GREAT ONE!"
- When the Doctor explains the workings of the TARDIS to Mike, he says, "You speak as if she were alive," and the Doctor replies, "Yes. Yes, I do, don't I?" This was the same thing Jo Grant said when the Doctor talked about the TARDIS having moods.
- The Metebelis crystal from The Green Death makes a return, complete with a letter from Jo Grant.
- Although it isn't explicitly stated, it's widely assumed that K'anpo is the hermit the Doctor remembered in the "daisiest daisy" monologue in The Time Monster.
- Chekhov's Gun: While it's quite clear from the start that the Metebelis crystal is the MacGuffin of this story, we didn't know so back when it first appeared.
- Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: Lupton and his spider engage in this.
- Cold-Blooded Torture: Again, Lupton and his spider take turns mentally inflicting this on each other."Say please!"
- Combo Platter Powers: When the spiders possess people, they give them Psychic Powers and the ability to shoot bolts of lightning from their hands. Three years later, these seemingly unrelated abilities would come together again...
- Commuting on a Bus: Jo sends the blue crystal along with a note.
- Contemplate Our Navels: A rather literal example. When Mike Yates first brings Sarah Jane in and they look in on some of the actual meditation.Mike: They're just meditating. Watching.Sarah Jane: So what are they watching?Mike: They're mentally watching their tummies. Go up and down as they breathe.Sarah Jane: Like contemplating their bellybuttons?Mike: You could put it like that.Sarah Jane: Well, I hope you all know what you're on about.Mike: Probably seems a bit daft. It's an exercise in awareness really.
- Deceptive Disciple: Lupton to K'anpo
- Dies Wide Open: Sarah Jane does this to the Doctor.
- Dirty Old Man: Lupton mockingly blows a kiss to Sarah after one of the Eight Legs' guards knock her out with his crystal staff, suggesting this.
- Distracted by the Pretty: Tommy.
- Double Take: Sarah Jane gives a quite incoherent explanation of her discovery of the spider summoning ritual, and the Doctor doesn't really listen. That is, until he realises she's talking about spiders.
- Driving a Desk: While most parts of the chase scene look good, the Whomobile part looks... off.
- Dumbass No More: Tommy thanks to the Metebelis crystal.
- End of an Era: The Pertwee era comes to an end.
- Face Your Fears: The ultimate premise of this story for the Third Doctor. In almost every one of his episodes, he's remained in control when facing a greater enemy, and has never bowed to fear even when he was forced to relive it. This is the one time when he isn't just scared to face the villain- he's tremendously terrified. That out-of-character moment should let you know this episode is going to be heavy.
- Face Death with Dignity: The Doctor.
- Famous Last Words: "A tear, Sarah Jane? No, don't cry. While there's life, there's..."
- "Flowers for Algernon" Syndrome: Subverted: Tommy gains normalised intelligence through handling a Metebelis Crystal, and gets to stay that way at the end of the story.
- Flying Car: The Whomobile.
- Long before any of the giant "eight-legs" appear on screen, Yates is startled by an ordinary spider while spying on Lupton's ritual.
- The Doctor's discussion of regeneration with K'anpo Rinpoche. It is a warning of what is to come. Also, K'anpo regenerating, which is a decoy plot twist that makes the viewer think this point was dealt with, before the real kicker sets in and the Doctor is the one regenerating.
- Early in the story, the Brigadier calls for "Dr. Sullivan" when the Doctor appears to have gone into a coma, but cancels the request after Benton manages to wake him. In the following story, Sullivan actually shows up and becomes a companion.
- Forgot About His Powers: At one point, there's a lengthy chase scene involving a car, a hovercraft, and two boats... only for the villain to suddenly remember that one of the powers given him by the spiders is the ability to teleport. He disappears and the chase is over.
- From Nobody to Nightmare: Rex Lupton was a former salesman and manager for 25 years who was embittered when his company fired him after going through a merger where the new boys in charge ousted the old buffers.
- Giant Spider: Lots 'n lots. Taken up to Eleven by the Great One: the others are the size of cats, but she is the size of a large house.
- A God Am I: The Great One's desire
- God Save Us from the Queen!
- Gone Horribly Right: The Great One's plan.
- Grand Finale: To the Jon Pertwee era as a whole as it features a callback to Jo, Yates' return and acts as a loose sequel to "Invasion of the Dinosaurs" and "The Green Death".
- Here We Go Again!: Said verbatim by the Brigadier when the Doctor regenerates.
- "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight: The Doctor, to spider-controlled Sarah Jane.
- I Love Nuclear Power
- Incorruptible Pure Pureness: Protects Tommy from the spider-people's lightning bolts.
- Insistent Terminology: The spiders prefer to be called "eight-legs". They prefer it so much, in fact, that using the word "spider" on Metebelis III carries a death sentence.
- Inspirationally Disadvantaged: Tommy, a mentally disabled man with a taste for shiny objects. He appears to represent innocent goodness in the story's Buddhist symbology.
- Killed Mid-Sentence: The Third Doctor perishes while consoling Sarah Jane.Sarah Jane: Please... don't die...
The Doctor: A tear... Sarah Jane?... Don't cry... While there's life, there's... *dies*
- Kneel Before Zod: The Great One uses her telepathic powers to torture the Doctor into grovelling before her.
- La Résistance
- Lampshade Hanging: The Doctor's opinion to getting captured, then fighting off guards, only to be recaptured, is "Oh dear, this is getting monotonous." Which is pretty much a summary of the vicious cycle of Padding applied to most of the stories over the course of his Doctor's whole era that are at least six episodes long, and a thinly veiled quip regarding why Jon Pertwee is leaving the show.
- Large Ham: The Great One toward the end.
- Left for Dead: One of Huar's guards was attacked by Arak and left to die for being unreasonably cruel, setting into motion the second half of the story.
- Load-Bearing Boss: Crossed with Made of Explodium. When The Great One dies, her underground lair explodes, which brings down half the mountain it's beneath.
- Lost Colony: The human colony on Metebelis III.
- Magicians Are Wizards: Clegg
- Magical Security Cam: A psychic character is hooked up to device that shows his thoughts and is given the Doctor's sonic screwdriver. The device then shows footage from an earlier episode where the sonic screwdriver is used. Of course, some of the footage isn't from the point of view of the Doctor or the sonic screwdriver.
- Mineral MacGuffin: The Doctor's Metebilis crystal.
- Mood Whiplash: In Part 4, the Doctor is left weak for half the episode from being zapped by psychic electricity, with everyone worrying he's had it. But after he discharges the psychic energy, come next morning, when everyone else is all worn out:The Doctor: Wakey, wakey! Rise and shine! Show a leg, the weather's fine.
- More Expendable Than You: Benton tries this in Part 2. The Doctor shoots him down immediately.
- My Skull Runneth Over: The ultimate fate of the Great One when she learns that she can't handle infinite mental powers. And by extent, the rest of the Eight Legs who are linked to her mind.
- The Nth Doctor: Somewhat lampshaded when the Brig recalls that the Second Doctor became the Third Doctor. K'anpo also regenerates at the end of the story.
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Huath, the Queen spider, is Old Irish for "fear".
- Negate Your Own Sacrifice: The Doctor.
- Noodle Incident: It's mentioned that the Brigadier once somehow earned the gratitude of a woman named Doris. In "Battlefield", it's revealed "she finally caught him" and they are now married.
- Not Listening to Me, Are You?: The Doctor is more interested in the Metebelis crystal than in Sarah Jane's story about a summoning ritual in the monastry. She calls him out on it, not that it helps. Until she mentions a big spider...
- Not-So-Phony Psychic: Professor Clegg is a real psychic who disguises his talent as a magic trick.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: As lampshaded by the Great One re the Doctor.
- Ominous Tibetan Chanting: ("Oṃ maṇi padme hūṃ!") is used to summon the giant spiders.
- One-Gender Race: The spiders, apparently.
- Phlebotinum Overdose: The Great One assembles a web of crystals that contain powerbut when she completes it, the power destroys her. Also meant as a metaphor for the ego. Said crystals are psychic super amplifiers so not just a metaphor, her ego *is* the power that destroys her.
- Poke in the Third Eye: Clegg's death, apparently due to using the crystal while the spider is coming across.
- Power Crystal: The Metebilis Crystal.
- Psychic Powers: The Great One is powerful enough to strike fear into the Doctor.
- Puppeteer Parasite: with some remaining free will. Lupton in particular finds himself able to telepathically torture his spider right back when she tries doing it to him.
- Religion Is Magic
- San Dimas Time: Events take place on 20th Century earth and on a distant planet in the far future, with lots of time/space travel between the two by multiple methods, but somehow all the events happen "in story order" on screen, with no exceptions. The time zones might as well be places.
- Set Right What Once Went Wrong: The Doctor, realising that his arrogance and hubris caused this mess, is determined to put things right, even if it means dying in the process.
- The Shangri-La
- Shock and Awe: The spiders have this power, and so have the humans possessed by them.
- Simpleton Voice/Hulk Speak: Tommy has both of these ailments until the Metebilis crystal washes them out of his mind.
- Spiders Are Scary: The Eight-Legs of Metebelis III. Mutated by blue Metebelis crystals from Earth spiders that stowed aboard a colony ship, they eventually grew to several inches across and gained mental powers that allowed them to dominate (and occasionally eat) humans. Their supreme ruler The Great One became a true Giant Spider, many yards across, and attempted to take over the universe. You can probably guess how that turned out for her.
- The Starscream: Lupton's spider to the Queen.
- Stay in the Kitchen: Arak to Reba in Part 5.
- Taking the Bullet: Mike jumps in front of energy rays meant for Tommy.
- Tempting Fate: The moment Sarah Jane believe The Doctor is gone for good, the TARDIS re-materializes at UNIT.
- Time Master: Unlike other Time Lords, K'anpo has developed his Psychic Powers to the extent that he can, among other things, travel through time and space without the need for technology.K'anpo: I wouldn't have chosen your alternative. To borrow a TARDIS was a little naughty, to say the least.Doctor: Yes, well, I had to get away. I hadn't your power.
- Tulpa: Cho-je turns out to be a tulpa of K'anpo's next regeneration, projected by the physically frail K'anpo to deal with his students and avoid awkward questions from the humans about his regeneration.
- Two Aliases, One Character: Cho-je and K'anpo Rinpoche are the same entity, with Cho-je serving as a sort of future projection of K'anpo that merges with him for his regeneration. Since Sarah Jane is unfamiliar with regeneration, she understandably gets the two confused at the end:Sarah Jane Smith: This is the abbot of— no, it's Cho-je. I mean, it looks like Cho-je — but it's really K'anpo Rinpoche ... I think.Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Thank you. That makes everything quite clear.
- We Will Use Manual Labor in the Future
- Welcome Back, Traitor: Although Yates doesn't actually rejoin UNIT, Sarah and the Doctor are awfully trusting of him, considering that the last time they saw him, he tried to Ret Gone most of the human race.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Mike Yates is never seen or mentioned again after he recovers from being blasted by energy. Also, Tommy is last seen on the floor having been defeated by the villains, although he survived.
- What the Hell, Hero?: K'anpo does this, controversially, but the Doctor did provoke the whole mess by stealing the crystal, and his reaction to getting Professor Clegg killed is pretty cold.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: The Doctor has to face his worst fear - a giant psychic spider. She's a homicidal alien despot, but the writer of the script, Robert Sloman, was a terrible arachnophobe and the similarity to arachnophobia was very intentional.
- The X of Y
- Yellowface: The serial has two Tibetan-appearing Time Lords played by white actors in makeup, with a fairly excruciating Asian Speekee Engrish accent in one case. The portrayal of the character is fairly respectful, but it's still quite painful to watch nowadays.
- You Shall Not Pass!: Tommy defends the Doctor, Sarah and the crystal against Lupton's followers.
All praise to the Great One!