The TARDIS lands the Fifth Doctor, Peri and Erimem in the middle of the Axis. If diverging timelines are like the spokes of a wheel, the Doctor explains, then the Axis is where they converge and are kept from spilling over into the "real" timeline. And since the Time Lords tend to be responsible for 99% of diverging timelines, they're not extremely welcome in the Axis. The Doctor commands Peri and Erimem to stay inside while he investigates.
The Axis has been overtaken by a Monster Clown who calls himself "The Jester". Its Overseer has been murdered, and giant beasts from mythology all over time and space have been set loose in its Circus of Fear. Peri (of course) sneaks out for a look and rescues a guy from a divergent timeline who fell through a time portal and is rather confused about the whole thing. Erimem is saddled with the Jester pretending to be the Doctor, quickly figures out what's happening, and is smart enough to contact the real Doctor and start sorting things out. In the end, it turns out that the Time Lords had already been to the Axis to investigate, and one of them was murdered by the Jester (and had his memories stolen in the process). The Jester plans to steal the Doctor's TARDIS and open up other timelines to each other, but the Doctor stops him, with the help of a Heroic Sacrifice by their new friend.
Written by Simon Furman, better known for The Transformers. This was his only contribution to performed Doctor Who.
- Alien Geometries:The Doctor: "Everything seems to be upside down... Including us."
- Almost Dead Guy: The Overseer.
- Apocalypse How: A class X-4, the timelines the Axis consists out of fall apart at the seams.
- Armor-Piercing Question
- Batman Gambit: The Overseer's Distress Call / Almost Dead Guy situation was planned by the Jester so that the Doctor would come so he could take the TARDIS.
- Bazaar of the Bizarre / Circus of Fear
- Bluff the Impostor: Erimem asks the Doctor to bring her back to Chicago. The Doctor having been replaced by the Jester, he doesn't blink and is unaware that this is not where she's from. He does, unfortunately, immediately realise from her reaction that she's just bluffed him.
- Big "NO!"
- Call-Back: Erimem is reading the copy of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland from the TARDIS library, which earlier played a major role in "Zagreus".
- Chaos Architecture: When Peri and Erimem open the door after the Doctor has left the TARDIS has moved without moving.
- Chekhov's Gun: The preset failsafe.
- Continuity Nod: The Jester rattles off some previous companions;
- Convection Schmonvection: The most dangerous things about the "Magma fields" is the fact there's dragons in it.
- Cool Gate'
- Description Gorn: The last Time Lord the Jester met gets described in oozing pus, and being covered in roaches.
- Derelict Graveyard: One of Tardisses.
- Distress Call
- Distressed Dude: Five (as usual). He actually passes out from pain halfway through the story.
- Flat "What"
- Fortuneteller: MYSTIC THE MIGHTY
- The Glomp
- Groin Attack
- Hall of Mirrors
- Heroic Sacrifice: Tog does it by pulling a Leeroy Jenkins. He lives, and then does a Taking You with Me by jumping into the Magma fields.
- The Doctor describes how Time Lords do this willingly if it means serving the greater good, preserving Time, trying to take her with him.
- Laughing Mad
- Load-Bearing Boss: The Overseer keeps the Axis together.
- Man on Fire
- Monster Clown
- Morphic Resonance: Like the Discworld gods, the Jester can't change what his eyes look like.
- No Hugging, No Kissing: The Doctor feels very uncomfortable when Erimem glomps him.
- Our Dragons Are Different: They're called Firebreed, and from the description sound like they adhere to classic western mythological dragons, spitting fire and all.
- Phlebotinum Analogy: Bicycle spokes!
- Precision F-Strike: The 5th Doctor, after he finds out that the Jester is responsible for the torture and death of the Overseer."Damn you."
- Psychic Link: The Doctor states he has one with the TARDIS.
- Reality Warper
- Shapeshifting: Comes with the Reality Warper package.
- Shout-Out:The Jester: "We're off to see the w..." *thunderclap*
- Shut Up, Hannibal!
- Sidetracked by the Analogy
- Something Only They Would Say
- Quoting Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
- The Doctor does this later by telling Erimem how they met.
- Talkative Loon: The Jester as the Doctor is this moreso than he usually is.
- Techno Babble / Fish out of Temporal Water: Erimem can't keep up with Peri and the Doctor.
- Translator Microbes: Oddly averted, in that Erimem is trying to learn how to read English and not succeeding very well. Since the TARDIS does translate her spoken English for her perfectly, and since written language is usually no problem for the TARDIS (even if it sometimes takes a while to kick in), this seems a very odd case of Depending on the Writer.
- Tuneless Song of Madness: The Jester can be heard singing "We're Off To See The Wizard" and "Doctor Foster."
