As the ninth Asterix album opens, Vitalstatistix receives a letter from his brother Doublehelix in Lutetia; he is sending his son Justforkix to the village for a holiday, feeling that life in Lutetia is making the lad soft. Asterix and Obelix are put in charge of his training. When Justforkix arrives, it's the typical city boy vs country folk situation, but Justforkix does hit it off with one villager - Cacofonix. Justforkix actually likes his music, and suggests the bard would find better audiences in Lutetia.
Meanwhile, far, far up north lies the country of Norse men, or Normans. The Normans have no fear (as Redbeard and his pirates learn the hard way when they try heading north to escape the Gauls), which is a problem, as this means no fear of authority and thus no discipline. Their leader Timandahaf decides that he and his men must learn fear, as they pride themselves at knowing everything. Plus, Timandahaf has heard that 'fear lends you wings', and mistakenly believes that fear will enable him and his men to fly. They decide to start their educational voyage in Gaul.
Asterix and Obelix start Justforkix's training by getting him out of bed at the crack of dawn (which is usually when he goes to bed) and taking him down to the beach; as Asterix ponders how to proceed with the training, a terrified Justforkix spots the Normans' ship, and is stunned when Asterix and especially Obelix seem excited by the prospect of a Norman invasion. His attempt to raise the alarm in the village goes just as badly; Vitalstatistix simply asks Asterix and Obelix to do a bit of reconaissance, and Getafix decides to brew a bit of magic potion, just in case. Justforkix' mood deteriorates when Asterix and Obelix report that the Normans have landed, and, quite apart from being alarmed, are splitting their sides laughing at the invaders' names all ending in "-af". The terrified Lutetian tries rousing the other villagers into fleeing, but instead just gets them fired up at the prospect of having someone other than the Romans to thump.
Timandahaf sends one of his warriors, Nescaf, to do a bit of scouting of his own, and he overhears Asterix and Obelix on their way out boar hunting, and boasting about their own lack of fear, but the Norman's mood improves when Justforkix catches up with them and sobs about how terrified he is - and sours again when Asterix and Obelix are able to calm him down. Timandahaf decides they need to get Justforkix alone to teach them the meaning of fear, and they're in luck - he has decided to return to Lutetia, but a souvenir menhir from Obelix breaks his chariot, and he is kidnapped while attempting to repair it. Unfortunately, the Normans can't get their heads around the idea that they are the ones frightening him instead of the other way round, and they tie him up on the beach until he can scare them - if he fails, they'll throw him off a clifftop, and watch his fear make him fly.
In the meantime, Asterix and Obelix have found Justforkix's broken and deserted chariot, and Vitalstatistix sends them into the Norman camp to get answers; inevitably, a fight breaks out, and Asterix and Obelix are surprised to see that the Normans take more of a beating than the Romans (thanks in part to the reviving effect of their drink of choice, apple brandynote ) - a comparison emphasised when a Roman patrol shows up and gets caught in the crossfire. When Asterix finally gets Timandahaf to explain what they want with Justforkix, he gets an idea and sends Obelix back to the village to fetch something that he says will really scare them, while Asterix himself stays behind as a second hostage.
The "something" for which Obelix has been sent back to the village is the bard Cacofonix - except he isn't in the village. Fed up with having his talents unappreciated, he has taken Justforkix' advice and set out for Lutetia, but Obelix and Dogmatix are able to follow the trail of people complaining about the horrible noise and catch up with the bard, who agrees to return for Justforkix's sake (and insists on entertaining the unfortunate Obelix and Dogmatix with a version of "This Old Man" that goes on for at least 157 verses).
Meanwhile, Timandahaf's patience has run out, and he decides to have the two hostages executed. Justforkix manages to gain himself a stay of execution by offering to scare the Normans, but his attempts all fail miserably, and the Normans Firsthaf and Secondhaf prepare to throw him off the cliff... until a magic potion-strengthened Asterix breaks out of his chains and comes to the rescue. Seeing his friend outnumbered moves Justforkix to get over his own fears and help out, if ineffectually. Fortunately, he buys them just enough time for Obelix and Dogmatix to return with Cacofonix; the Normans initially laugh off the idea that the bard will scare them... and then the singing starts, and they are begging him to stop, as they can't stand anymore! Just the thought of listening to Cacofonix's voice makes them ill, which Asterix declares evidence that they now know the meaning of fear. The ecstatic Normans plan to express their gratitude by massacring the Gauls and sending them to Odin's table in Valhalla, but Justforkix has well and truly overcome his fear, and leads his fellow countrymen in a fight against the Normans, whose newly-gained knowledge of fear prompts them to beat a hasty retreat over the cliff and back to their ship... during which they learn that fear does not lend wings, and what's more they're now too fearful to fight or even work their ship!
Back at the village, Justforkix is now more willing to go about his training under Obelix. Asterix asks Getafix if fear has any use, and the wise druid states that only when one has overcome their fears can they truly be courageous. Meanwhile, the Normans manage to get over their own fears, becoming fiercer (as Redbeard and his band once again learn the hard way). Before Justforkix leaves for Lutetia, the village holds one of their ending feasts, and Cacofonix is allowed to sing for his part in the boy's rescue.
- Animated Adaptation: Asterix and the Vikings.
- Artistic License History: Normans/Vikings only started their invasions in the late 8th century, over 800 years after the Roman conquest of the Gauls. Lampshaded when their chief states they'll leave the invasions to their descendants a few centuries later.
- Blood Knight: While Justforkix is terrified of the Normans, the other Gauls eagerly welcome them since it means they have a new enemy to fight.
- Born in the Wrong Century: This story strongly implies Cacofonix is not necessarily a bad singer, but that his music is just way too modern for most of the villagers. This idea was dropped again in later stories though.
- Breakout Character: Justforkix, sort of. While he never appeared in the comic again, he went on to star in a number of Gamebooks. He has also appeared three times in adaptations: in the animated Asterix and the Vikings, in the live-action Asterix & Obelix: God Save Britannia (despite it primarily adapting the album Asterix in Britain), and in the second episode of the TV series Idéfix et les Irréductibles (Dogmatix and the Indomitables).
- Character Development: Justforkix. In fact, it's why he was sent to the village in the first place.
- Cool Car: Justforkix's Italian sports chariot.
- Comically Missing the Point: Asterix tells Obelix that "Oysters are like nuts, you only eat the inside". Obelix replies that he eats both with the shell.
- Obelix stops beating a Norman warrior when Oleaginus charges into him. While Obelix beats Oleaginus, the Norman asks "What about me?" Obelix hands him the hapless legionary, the Norman says "Very good of you" and hits Oleaginus on the head.
- The Dreaded: The Normans, as demonstrated by Justforkix' reaction when he merely sees their ship.
- Dreadful Musician: Weaponized by Cacofonix: As the Normans have no fear of death, Asterix introduces them to the fear of sitting though another of the bard's songs.
- Elite Mooks: The Normans take something like three times as many hits to calm down as legionaries, a fact that happily surprises Obelix.
- "Eureka!" Moment: Obelix has a brainwave after Cacofonix goes missing right when they need him most, realising he's left for Lutetia to perform at the Palace of Varietix that Justforkix had mentioned earlier. Getafix even observes that Obelix does have his moments from time to time.
- Every Episode Ending: Subverted for the first time since Asterix the Gaul; Cacofonix not only attends the banquet, but is allowed to perform in honour of his role in repelling the Normans (and to entertain the departing Justforkix). Instead, Fulliautomatix is tied to the tree, his ears stuffed with parsley to block out the bard's voice.
- Failed Attempt at Drama: "I am Timandahaf the conqueror chief of the Normans!" Cue Obelix giggling at the name.
- Fearless Fool: The Normans, to an extent. Because they can't feel fear, their society has a few problems with discipline, as nobody fears authority.
- Flight: The Normans believe the emotion called "fear" allows cowards to fly.
- Friendly Enemy / Enemy Mine: Obelix is beating up a Norman when a Roman crashes into him. He shifts his attention to the Roman instead, leading to the Norman complaining and Obelix sharing his legionary with the Norman.Norman: What about me?
Obelix: Would you like a go?
Norman: May I?
Obelix: Fair shares, we'll split him down the middle.
Norman: Very good of you.
- Gone Horribly Right: The Normans came to learn what fear was. They learned what it was, all right.
- Hold Your Hippogriffs: The French version uses "Mort aux rennes!" ("Death to reindeer") as a parting insult to a Norman cop instead of "Mort aux vaches!" ("Death to cows" being the equivalent expression to "Fuck da police").
- Horny Vikings: They show up in Gaul eight centuries early.
- Hypocritical Humor: Obelix thinks it's funny that the Normans all have names that end in 'af', as does Vitalstatistix, who shares the joke with Getafix, Cacofonix, Operatix, Acoustix, Harmonix, and Polyfonix. The Vikings, in turn, think it's funny that the Gauls all have names ending in 'ix'.
- Leeroy Jenkins: New legionary Oleaginus, blissfully unaware of just how dangerous the Gauls can be, insists on confronting them even as his fellow legionaries try to bury their discovery of their suspicious actions in red tape, and when the decurion is beaten up by Asterix, he charges straight into Obelix (and ends up the worse for it). He learns to appreciate the value of red tape as a way of avoiding the Gauls after this encounter.
- A Lesson Learned Too Well: After learning the true meaning of fear, the Normans become Nervous Wrecks startled at the slightest question and afraid to climb up (or get down from) the crow's nest.
- Literal-Minded: The entire plot gets started when the Normans hear the phrase "Fear gives men wings", and, being entirely fearless, decide to find someone who will teach them to be the greatest flying cowards around.
- Lost in Translation: The French original is full of references to the French province of Normandy, most of which are not translated.
- Timandahaf tells his men to dig "Norman holes" for the tent pegs. "Make a Norman hole" means drinking Calvados during a meal.
- All recipes include cream sauce, a Norman specialty.
- The national drink is apple brandy (Calvados).
- Normans are infamous for never giving a straight answer. When the Normans sink the pirates instead of telling them the way, Baba calls it a "typical Norman answer: neither yes nor no."
- Lovable Coward: Justforkix, for a given level of "lovable". He finds his nerve during the story.
- Mass "Oh, Crap!": The Normans when Cacofonix starts singing.
- Men Are Tough: The whole reason Justforkix is sent to the village is because his father thinks he's become soft and wants him to men up. Obelix immediately offers to thump him since he believes that is the best way to make a man out of anyone.
- Mood Whiplash: Timandahaf begins sharing the recipe for Boar in Cream Sauce with Obelix when he suddenly realizes that he is talking to someone who just beat up his warriors.
- New Meat: Oleaginus, a freshly-recruited legionary going on his first patrol.
- Painting the Medium: Curiously averted. The Normans' dialect of Proto-Germanic is given in the same font as Gaulish, Latin, and Brittonic. Contrast with the later album "The Great Crossing", where the Danes use ø and å everywhere.
- Poor Communication Kills: Not once did the Gauls ever tell Justforkix about their magic potion, which would've at least got him to stop freaking out and showed him why the village isn't scared of the Normans. This results in him running away and subsequently getting captured.
- Running Gag:
- Norman recipes being "[food] à la crème", the Normandy region being famous for its dairy products.
- Someone saying a word ending in "-af" and a Norman saying "Yes?"
- The unlucky pirates get their ship sunk again, this time by Normans.
- The Romans writing a report "in triplicate".
- Scare 'Em Straight: Does not work with Norman kids as they know no fear.
- Shout-Out: Justforkix sings "The Rolling Menhirs".
- In the original, Justforkix recommends the Olympix to Cacofonix. Olympia is a famous music hall in Paris.
- Skull Cups: The Normans are seen drinking from these before setting out on their journey to Gaul. This album even provided the page quote for the trope for a time.
- Stone Punk: Postaldistrix delivers letters and even a catalogue on engraved marble. The legionaries' reports are also engraved.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: Not only does Cacofonix meet someone who likes his music, but in the end he's allowed to play at the usual banquet with his typical critic Fulliautomatix Bound and Gagged.
- Tough Love: Obelix wants to make a man out of Justforkix by "thumping him". Asterix is horrified, but after a dose of Justforkix's brattiness, he wonders if Obelix didn't have the right idea.
- Written Sound Effect: In the original, Timandahaf splashing water on Justforkix is transcribed as "Plaf". And, sure enough, there is a Norman warrior with that name. "Yes?"
- These Normans are crazy!