Lilly: (holding a paper bag): I brought a little BM for my BFF!
Miley: Please tell me that's a blueberry muffin.
Oliver: Of course. What did you think... Oh.
From the episode "Bad to the Chrome":
Mamaw Stewart: Oh honey, I'm sorry you were on the wrong end of one of Loretta's car-toots. Miley Stewart: That's okay, Mamaw. Soot happens.
From the pilot:
Lilly: A little higher, Oliver. I'm almost in.
Oliver talks about his fantasy: shampooing and conditioning Hannah's beautiful, blonde hair every night. The looks he makes as he says this and clenches his fists are enough.
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From the episode "Oops! I Meddled Again":
Oliver: So, Becca Weller wants to take a ride on the Ollie Trolley.
Miley and Jackson are hiding from Robbie Ray in a closet in a real estate office (it makes sense in context):
In "It's the End of the Jake As We Know It", Rico has Jackson pretend to be his dad in order to buy a man's business. It is in this scene that we here them say this:
Jackson: (as Rico Sr.) Look, I have a goosebump right here. Go ahead, feel it. You know you want to. Rico: I don't think he wants to feel your goosebump, papi. Jackson: You don't want to feel... my goosebump?
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In "Wherever I Go", Jackson's boss makes him box a kangaroo. Right before though, he hands Jackson a cup (yes, that kind) and tells him that the kangaroo fights dirty.
A group performing at a party in "You Didn't Say It's Your Birthday" is named "The Aristocrats".
The censors must have been otherwise distracted in the episode "I Will Always Loathe You", guest-starring Dolly Parton and Vicki Lawrence. Not only is the word "trampy" used more than once, but we also get this exchange:
Lilly: So this whole feud started over a boy? Miley: Yep. It was high-school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and... well, that was really all she had to do.
Lilly also uses the word "trampy" in part two of the episode "Achy Jakey Heart", referring to Miley's eyeliner.
