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"I kissed a boy and they liked it/ Got all the honeys in the club excited"
— "I Kissed a Boy" by Cobra Starship

"Everything I know about sex, I learned from Yaoi fanfiction."
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I wanna see you boys get down with each other
I wanna see you do your lil nasty brother
Just one thing i can't compromise
I wanna see you work it guy on guy
Peaches "Two Guys for Every Girl"

KARISAWA-SAN! It's all because of people like Karisawa-san who pair guys up every time they see two guys fight or become friends! You're the reason so many animes are trolled and called fujoshi-pandering shit just because they've got more male characters than female ones! Serious reflection! I demand some serious reflection on your part!
Walker, Durarara!!

There's no such thing as a girl who hates queers!
Ohno, Genshiken

(Tsubaki wanders near the doujin stall)
Tsubaki: Hey, what are these?
(Tsubaki picks up a doujin... it happens to be Rai/Konoe. As she flips through, she blushes and gets a nosebleed.)
Tsubaki: ... That was actually kinda kinky. I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?

Bi guyz r sooo sexah!!!111
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, My Immortal

...But they were concerned if there would be enough market for the book, given the minority of LGBT teens. None of us foresaw what has turned out to be my books’ biggest audience: straight teenage girls! They’re a huge readership, many with LGBT friends, relatives or parents whom they care about. And they want to learn more about what it’s like to be LGBT.
— Author Alex Sanchez

I have this "Jules and Jim" fantasy, definitely - you know, two men and a woman in love. And I remember reading in a magazine that the high you get from falling in love only lasts about four years. So with two men you might be able to make it last eight.
Dana Delany

We all know that Dick will watch two girls
Get it on so he can get off
But men with men won't get his juices... Flowing.
Jane she is having none of that
Jane believes in tit for tat
An open minded man will get her going.
Laya Fisher, "I Like Dick and Jane"

Tai: No, see, you can't just say "And then Harry kissed Ron and it was very sexy."
Marigold: Why not?
Tai: Well, you have to show people WHY it's sexy.
Marigold: But it's OBVIOUS why it's sexy! It's Harry and Ron and they're kissing!
Tai: [getting a headache] Yeah, but you've gotta DESCRIBE... okay. Think of it this way: would YOU enjoy a story that just ended with "...and then Ron and Snape had sex?"
Marigold: [extremely aroused and blushing deeply] Ron... and Snape...
Tai: I give up.
— Tai tries to explain to Marigold what's wrong with her Harry Potter slash fics, Questionable Content

Her favorite stories involve Joan of Arc, of French history fame. As of late, Isabeau's also been reading gay romance stories.
'Notes on Isabeau, Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse

Arin... Arin has a favorite gay porn, everybody.
Dan Avidan, Game Grumps note 


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