I really love you! These are my confessions. My confessions of love! Don't be scared, baby. I'll make you love me, no matter what it takes...
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Anime & Manga
Do you want to go?! ... How badly you want to leave my grasp?! ... You can't. You can't! I won't have it! I WON'T LET YOU!!
— Griffith before Guts' departure, Berserk
I'll step on you, tie you up, beat you up
Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you
But that's just how I express my love
Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you
But that's just how I express my love
How the hell have you not learned yet that I am a jealous psychopath?
— Genkaku, Deadman Wonderland
You loved her even more than I did, Shin. No one can love or hate with more passion than a madman.
— Kenshiro, Fist of the North Star (Streamline English dub of the movie)
MY LOVE WILL NOT BE DENIED!
— Kagura Soma, Fruits Basket (2019)
Anyone who gets between me and Yukki can just die!
— Yuno Gasai, Future Diary
By the way, I'll ask you one more time... you love me, right? Just try to say you don't love me. I'll rip you and this house apart right here, right now. If you die, you'll be mine forever, because you'll live on in my heart as a memory forever. (Beat) HURRY UP AND ANSWER ME!
— Yukako Yamagishi, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Shizuku's the one that's always changing. I wonder if she's going to leave me behind one day... makes me consider ripping off her arms and legs.
— Haru, My Little Monster
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you...
— The Witch of Envy to Subaru after brutally killing most of the latter's companions, Re:Zero
Your red hair is perfect for that fiery spirit that I admire. You know that's why I've decided to leave your beautiful face unharmed. I may not be able to keep you, but I'll always have the memory of your face to give comfort.
— Karasu to Kurama, YuYu Hakusho
I wish that stupid Angol Mois would fall off the planet and her big ugly head explodes into hundreds of hilarious pieces.
— Private 2nd Class Tamama and his appreciation for Sgt. Keroro, Sgt. Frog
Seiji: Hiyama-san, this girl means nothing to me!
Guri: What do you mean, nothing? You kissed me!
Seiji: You...that was just...
Akane: [emotionless] You kissed her?
Seiji: No, it was an accident!
Guri: How dare you call it that!
Akane: [emotionless] So you've kissed this girl? You have, haven't you? [cheerfully] I'll execute you!
Seiji: Huh?
Akane: You cheated on me, so it simply can't be helped.
Seiji: Huh? Cheated? I'm not going out with you though...right?
Akane: [angrily] For now, but that might change in the near future. That's why I can't forgive you for cheating on me, even now!
Seiji: What gave you that idea? And where did those knives come from?!
Guri: What do you mean, nothing? You kissed me!
Seiji: You...that was just...
Akane: [emotionless] You kissed her?
Seiji: No, it was an accident!
Guri: How dare you call it that!
Akane: [emotionless] So you've kissed this girl? You have, haven't you? [cheerfully] I'll execute you!
Seiji: Huh?
Akane: You cheated on me, so it simply can't be helped.
Seiji: Huh? Cheated? I'm not going out with you though...right?
Akane: [angrily] For now, but that might change in the near future. That's why I can't forgive you for cheating on me, even now!
Seiji: What gave you that idea? And where did those knives come from?!
Comic Books
Tarantulas: I want... to ask you... the question... one more time.
Prowl: My answer's not going to—
Tarantulas: [screaming into his face] If you say no, I will see you destroyed, as I was! Not physically, but mentally, emotionally! All you've worked for — all you've lived for; toppled over for the vulture to feast on, just because you denied me! I have felt true loss Prowl. And I want you to be alive and aware and cogent to feel it too. Ostaros I miss terribly but he could never have happened without you, and nothing like him will ever happen again without you either!
Prowl: My God, Tarantulas...
Tarantulas: WILL YOU JOIN ME?
[long pause]
Prowl: My answer... is still no.
[a black prison box immediately slams down around Prowl, trapping him]
Tarantulas: I hope you're telling the truth, Prowl...
Prowl: My answer's not going to—
Tarantulas: [screaming into his face] If you say no, I will see you destroyed, as I was! Not physically, but mentally, emotionally! All you've worked for — all you've lived for; toppled over for the vulture to feast on, just because you denied me! I have felt true loss Prowl. And I want you to be alive and aware and cogent to feel it too. Ostaros I miss terribly but he could never have happened without you, and nothing like him will ever happen again without you either!
Prowl: My God, Tarantulas...
Tarantulas: WILL YOU JOIN ME?
[long pause]
Prowl: My answer... is still no.
[a black prison box immediately slams down around Prowl, trapping him]
Tarantulas: I hope you're telling the truth, Prowl...
Comic Strips
"Lute, do you know what would happen to you if you ever step out on me?"
"Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?"
"No... YOU would."
"Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?"
"No... YOU would."
Fan Works
I have been looking for you for a long time, love, but it's always this way. You always try to escape me, always try to leave me, and you never stay, never, and I don't understand why. I love you best. I always loved you best, even when you didn't remember my name: you'll remember me eventually, won't you? No one else will ever love you as much as or the way I love you.
— all for the love of you
, an Exalted fanfic
, an Exalted fanficAsuna: (with ice-cold fury in her voice) What the hell did you think you were doing back there?
Lizbeth: What?! I don't—
Asuna: Shh, shh, shh... No talking. Just listening. Because you're my friend, I'm giving you one warning — Kirito. is off. Limits. If I see you try something like that again, I will come for you. And you of all people know how sharp my blade is. Are we clear?
Lizbeth: (meekly) Yeee...
Asuna: I said no talking.
Lizbeth: (whimpers in terror)
Asuna: Thaaat's a good girl.
Lizbeth: What?! I don't—
Asuna: Shh, shh, shh... No talking. Just listening. Because you're my friend, I'm giving you one warning — Kirito. is off. Limits. If I see you try something like that again, I will come for you. And you of all people know how sharp my blade is. Are we clear?
Lizbeth: (meekly) Yeee...
Asuna: I said no talking.
Lizbeth: (whimpers in terror)
Asuna: Thaaat's a good girl.
"I'm offering you a choice. If you take me, I'll go easy on you in the ring. If you don't—" She gave Kara as venomous a look as she'd ever seen, and the heroine replayed all the cliches she'd heard about a woman scorned. "If you don't, I promise you twenty-five minutes of sheer hell. And you know I can deliver. Now, what'll it be? Ecstasy— or agony?"
Possessive? Check.
Protective? Violently so.
Borderline homicidal? Pretty sure she passed that line a ways back.
Deranged? Refer to her encounter with Jason.
Hm... yeah, I'd say she is. She just usually hides it pretty well.
Protective? Violently so.
Borderline homicidal? Pretty sure she passed that line a ways back.
Deranged? Refer to her encounter with Jason.
Hm... yeah, I'd say she is. She just usually hides it pretty well.
— namtap, discussing Rikku's crush on Mash, Fate/Gamers Only
Film — Animated
I'll have Belle for my wife. Make no mistake about that!
— Gaston, Beauty and the Beast
Hellfire
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn!
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn!
— Judge Claude Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, "Hellfire"
Mario, Luigi, and-a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh
— Bowser, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, "Peaches"
Film — Live-Action
When we return to the village, you will marry me. And that beast's head will hang on our wall!
— Gaston, Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!
— Alex Forrest, Fatal Attraction
I can't believe you really did it. I was just teasing. I loved you. ...Of course, I was coming up here to kill ya. But first, I was going to try and win you back! With my amazing petition...
— Jason 'J.D.' Deannote , Heathers
Crush. Webster's Dictionary's fourth definition for the word describes it as an intense and usually passing infatuation. Obviously, they leave out the crazy parts.
— Narrator, Crush
Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man! I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!
— The Duke, Moulin Rouge!
It all could've been different, Mr. Walker. You should've allowed nature to take its course. In the end, it will anyway. SO LET ME IN THE FUCKIN' HOUSE!!!
— David McCall, Fear (1996)
Nimue: Be my king. We belong together, you and I.
Hellboy: We do, but it's not gonna work, ya know? Cause I'm a Capricorn and you're FUCKING NUTS!
Hellboy: We do, but it's not gonna work, ya know? Cause I'm a Capricorn and you're FUCKING NUTS!
"She doesn’t love you like I do, Ben. No one will ever love you like I do!"
— Madison, Swimfan
"All you wanna do is cuddle me and kill everyone else. What the fuck is your problem?"
— Jack to Benny, Benny Loves You
"Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!"
— Gomez Addams, The Addams Family
Literature
You will tell me if your uncle has any admirers, OK? I want to know who they are. I want to know where they live. Then I will scratch their eyes out!
— Creepella von Cacklefur addressing Benjamin Stilton, Geronimo Stilton
Live-Action TV
I don't know why the idea came to me. I just... (flashback to her sewing herself to her lovers) I wanted us to be so close. I just loved them so much! I didn't want them to ever leave...
— Hypodermic Sally, American Horror Story: Hotel
Oh, "Clara, Clara, Clara!" You know, I should shoot you in a jealous rage. Now wouldn't that be sexy?
— Missy to the Doctor, Doctor Who
Blake: Nobody's gonna take you away from me.
Servo: Not even me, see? I'll kill me before that happens.
Servo: Not even me, see? I'll kill me before that happens.
Hey, Gloria. I just met with my lawyer. Because I confessed to having Cyril kill your husband, the DA agreed to only add on forty years to my sentence. LIFE PLUS FORTY FUCKING YEARS, GLORIA! ...All for you.
— Ryan O'Reily, Oz
Marcus: And all I wanted to do was trick a girl into liking me!
TJ: Looks like you tricked her into being psychotically obsessed with you!
TJ: Looks like you tricked her into being psychotically obsessed with you!
When I told her, I could see her medication stop working.
— Charlie, Two and a Half Men
Here comes the groom! I caught him in his room! He is a cutie, his name is Lukey-Pookie!
— "Creepy" Connie, Jessie
Now, if I want to own Elliot, I don't just gotta break him. Me and Elliot are linked on a spiritual plane. I got to come at him on the same level I find myself, and breaking him only gets you so far. I gotta break him so I can build him up. I need to wound his soul so I can be the one to heal him.
— Fernando Vera, Mr. Robot
Music
There's a spark in your eye
And a grin on your lips
She's a demon and I can't resist her
On a night like this
Say that you're fine
But I know that you're a wreck
There's a chill up my spine
With your hands around my neck
Handcuffed to your side
I know that I can't leave
I'm fixated on asphyxiation
But without you I can't breathe
And a grin on your lips
She's a demon and I can't resist her
On a night like this
Say that you're fine
But I know that you're a wreck
There's a chill up my spine
With your hands around my neck
Handcuffed to your side
I know that I can't leave
I'm fixated on asphyxiation
But without you I can't breathe
I want to mix our blood
And put it in the ground
So you can never leave
I want to earn your trust
Your faith, your heart
You'll never be deceived
And put it in the ground
So you can never leave
I want to earn your trust
Your faith, your heart
You'll never be deceived
The judge said, "this man's a danger to humanity,
We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!"
Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail,
But I'd rather die than see you with another man!
We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!"
Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail,
But I'd rather die than see you with another man!
— Bad Company, "Burnin' Sky"
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
— The Beatles, "Run For Your Life"
Say that you want me every day
That you want me every way
That you need me
Got me trippin' super psycho love
Aim, pull the trigger
Feel the pain getting bigger
Go insane from the bitter feeling
Trippin' super psycho love
That you want me every way
That you need me
Got me trippin' super psycho love
Aim, pull the trigger
Feel the pain getting bigger
Go insane from the bitter feeling
Trippin' super psycho love
— Simon Curtis, "Super Psycho Love"
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
— Harry Dacre, "Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two)"
Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me
I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me
I'll follow you down til' the sound of my voice will haunt you
(Give me just a chance)
You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you
I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me
I'll follow you down til' the sound of my voice will haunt you
(Give me just a chance)
You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you
— Fleetwood Mac, "Silver Springs"
I can't use what I can't abuse
And I can't stop when it comes to you...
You burned me out, but I'm back at your door
Like Joan of Arc coming back for more
I nearly died (3x)
I came to cut you up
I came to knock you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
I came to shut you up
I came to drag you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
And break your soul apart
And I can't stop when it comes to you...
You burned me out, but I'm back at your door
Like Joan of Arc coming back for more
I nearly died (3x)
I came to cut you up
I came to knock you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
I came to shut you up
I came to drag you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
And break your soul apart
— Garbage, "Vow"
Crept through the curtains, as quick as the cold wind
Slowly exploring the room where you sleep
The stare of your portrait, the passing of your scent
Left me no choice but to stay
I will dissolve into the dark beneath your bed
My hands will wait for a taste of your skin
Slowly exploring the room where you sleep
The stare of your portrait, the passing of your scent
Left me no choice but to stay
I will dissolve into the dark beneath your bed
My hands will wait for a taste of your skin
— The Hush Sound, "Sweet Tangerine"
Baby, I love you so much... Don't make me kill you.
— Kesha, "Hunt You Down"
Come now, surely we can be friends
I know so much about you
I love you, look at everything I've done for you
You'd be nothing without me!
Why won't you answer me?!
I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut.
Fucking skank... Is she hotter than me?
Would you fuck me? Are you gay!?
[...]
You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die!
I know so much about you
I love you, look at everything I've done for you
You'd be nothing without me!
Why won't you answer me?!
I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut.
Fucking skank... Is she hotter than me?
Would you fuck me? Are you gay!?
[...]
You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die!
— Knife Party, "Internet Friends"
If you would sit
Oh so close to me
That would be nice
Like it's supposed to be
If you don't, I'll slit your throat
So won't u please b nice?
Oh so close to me
That would be nice
Like it's supposed to be
If you don't, I'll slit your throat
So won't u please b nice?
— Nellie McKay, "Won't U Please B Nice"
Carved your name across three counties
Ground it in with bloody hides
Their broken necks will line the ditch
Till you stop it- stop it- stop it- stop it- stop it
Stop this madness
I want you...
Ground it in with bloody hides
Their broken necks will line the ditch
Till you stop it- stop it- stop it- stop it- stop it
Stop this madness
I want you...
— Neko Case, "This Tornado Loves You"
Your attitude was the cause; you got me stressin'
Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions
Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe
Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin' me to come back...
Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions
Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe
Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin' me to come back...
— Tupac Shakur, "Do For Love"
If you were here
I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear
And appeal to all your fears
If you were mine, if you were only mine
I'd bring you so much further down
And twist your mind until the end of time
You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind
I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear
And appeal to all your fears
If you were mine, if you were only mine
I'd bring you so much further down
And twist your mind until the end of time
You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind
— Sirenia, "My Mind's Eye"
I yearn for your love,
I yearn for your blood.
The blaze in my heart
lies deep as roots in this ground.
Take me into you,
take my hand, or I'll kill again.
I yearn for your blood.
The blaze in my heart
lies deep as roots in this ground.
Take me into you,
take my hand, or I'll kill again.
— Swallow The Sun, "Hate, Lead The Way"
Remember I will always love you,
As I claw your fucking throat away.
It will end no other way.
As I claw your fucking throat away.
It will end no other way.
— tool, "Pushit"
I'd kill myself for you
I'd kill YOU for myself...
I'd kill YOU for myself...
— Pantera, "This Love"
Up late night like she on patrol
Checkin' everything like I'm on parole
I told her there's some things she don't need to know
She never let it go
Okay, okay... OKAY, okay!
You need to stop it now...
... You're like the girl from Misery.
She said she ain't take it to this degree.
Well, let's agree to disagree.
Checkin' everything like I'm on parole
I told her there's some things she don't need to know
She never let it go
Okay, okay... OKAY, okay!
You need to stop it now...
... You're like the girl from Misery.
She said she ain't take it to this degree.
Well, let's agree to disagree.
— Kanye West, "RoboCop"
I heard the news today
That you're not mine to keep
Don't struggle too much now
While I kill you in your sleep
What is lust if it's not beating by yourself?
I won't be gentle to the body on the shelf
That you're not mine to keep
Don't struggle too much now
While I kill you in your sleep
What is lust if it's not beating by yourself?
I won't be gentle to the body on the shelf
— Odesza, "It's Only"
I'd rather see you in a hearse than see you with some other bitch.
Everything about you resonates happiness
Now I won't settle for less
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind
I want the peace and joy in your mind
Give me the peace and joy in your mind
Now I won't settle for less
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind
I want the peace and joy in your mind
Give me the peace and joy in your mind
— Muse, "Bliss"
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Oh can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Oh can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
— The Police, "Every Breath You Take"note
Come cryin’ to me now, baby
Your future’s in an oblong box, yeah
Come cryin’ to me, oh baby
Should’ve seen it was coming on
Come crying to me now, baby
Had to know it was in your palm
Come crying to me now, baby
Dead end zone for a dead end girl
Come crying to me now, baby
And now your life drains on the floor
Come crying to me now, baby
Your future’s in an oblong box, yeah
Come cryin’ to me, oh baby
Should’ve seen it was coming on
Come crying to me now, baby
Had to know it was in your palm
Come crying to me now, baby
Dead end zone for a dead end girl
Come crying to me now, baby
And now your life drains on the floor
Come crying to me now, baby
— The Misfits, "Die, Die My Darling"
Why... are you... sleeping with my woman?
Why... are you... sleeping with my woman?
[...]
I'm telling you what's on my mind
I'm 'bout to go get my nine
And kill both of y'all's behind
[...]
Why... are you... bleeding so much?
Why... are you... bleeding so much?
Why... are you... sleeping with my woman?
[...]
I'm telling you what's on my mind
I'm 'bout to go get my nine
And kill both of y'all's behind
[...]
Why... are you... bleeding so much?
Why... are you... bleeding so much?
— D'Angelo, "Shit, Damn, Motherfucker"
I used to love her, Oh, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
— Guns N' Roses, "Used to Love Her"
You just don’t know it yet,
But you love me and I love you the same
One day, we’ll have a pretty wedding
And I’ll be your everything,
We’ll be together, yes forever
We will never, ever part
Oh, you don’t know it yet,
But baby, I’ve already got your heart!
But you love me and I love you the same
One day, we’ll have a pretty wedding
And I’ll be your everything,
We’ll be together, yes forever
We will never, ever part
Oh, you don’t know it yet,
But baby, I’ve already got your heart!
— The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra, “Unhealthy Obsession”
If you feel like leaving,
I'm not gonna beg you to stay
'Cause soon you'll be finding
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love
I'm not gonna beg you to stay
'Cause soon you'll be finding
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love
— Enrique Iglesias, "Escape"
Poetry
The maiden wept when she heard him
when he said he’d set her free
He took his gun and used it
to bring down her ancient reef
"Now your coral's fallen-
now you belong to me."
when he said he’d set her free
He took his gun and used it
to bring down her ancient reef
"Now your coral's fallen-
now you belong to me."
Tabletop Games
Sometimes, Adorjan falls in love. Her hate is safer.
— Manual of Exalted Power: Infernals
For all intents and purposes, Edith is a partly crazy undead automaton whose only focus in this world is Eddie Lansdale. She loves him enough to have sex with him (whether he wants it or not), and she loves him enough to make him three square meals a day (even if getting him to eat those meals means holding his shriveled face against the plate until he licks it clean). She pursues her love of Eddie quite aggressively, and sees any persistent visitors as ne'er-do-wells who need to be purged from this mortal coil. Any perceived threats are met with Edith's rather unusual physical prowess.
— Mysterious Places, "The Swimming Hole"
Nosferatu's lost love, Arikel, created the Toreador, and apparently they've pitied us ever since. Isn't that beautiful? I heard this story from a rather handsome storyteller, and he still repeats the story faithfully to me each night. You see, I've nailed him to a cross in my haven and kept him fed with my vitae every night. He will love me forever, as Arikel and Nosferatu never did.
— Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Nosferatu (Revised)
The most important thing in a Sentinel's life is her beloved, but the only thing in a Warden’s life is her beloved.
Wardens have no interest in anything that isn’t related to their beloved: they go home to an empty house and sit on a bare floor watching the phone and the clock until they can have another chance to see their love. The family she tells him about when they next meet lie dead in the basement.
—Hunter: The Vigil: Slasher (fan-made content)
) Theatre
When you’re gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family
To remind you of my love.
So don't throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family
To remind you of my love.
— King George III, Hamilton
I was meant to be yours.
We were meant to be one.
Don't give up on me now!
Finish what we've begun.
You were meant to be mine.
I am all that you need.
You carved open my heart!
Can't just leave me to bleed!
We were meant to be one.
Don't give up on me now!
Finish what we've begun.
You were meant to be mine.
I am all that you need.
You carved open my heart!
Can't just leave me to bleed!
— Jason "J.D." Dean, Heathers the Musical
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
— The Mourning Bride - Trope Namer for Woman Scorned.
Video Games
"Miquella is mine, and mine alone."
—Mogh, Lord of Blood, Elden Ring
"Only look at me!"
"Hey, will you die with me?"
"My heart throbs when you stare at me... I want you to know this heartbeat... Wait. I'll take my heart out right now..."
"I only have eyes for you. So, you must only have eyes for me. I want you to see only me... forever..."
"Hey, will you die with me?"
"My heart throbs when you stare at me... I want you to know this heartbeat... Wait. I'll take my heart out right now..."
"I only have eyes for you. So, you must only have eyes for me. I want you to see only me... forever..."
— Maids with the "Yandere" personality setting, Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance
STOP IT!
— Alma Wade, while Michael Becket resists her attempts to rape him, First Encounter Assault Recon 2
Chasing 15 million feet after me. Now that's love. Well, I love you too Michael. I love you so much, that I can't stand it. So much that it makes me want to kill you!
— Richard Hawk, Metal Wolf Chaos
To my dearest, Travis the Great.
Hi there Travis the Great. I am the girl who loves you the most in the entire world. But in order to prove that I'm your #1 fan, I need some kind of evidence. Because no matter how much I insist that I'm your #1, any other chick or bitch can approach you and say the exact same thing. That is why I've decided. That I should become strong. By doing so I knew that someday, I'd be able to get closer to you. Putting my title as Travis the Great's #1 fan is on the line. I embarked on this path... And ended up winning the National Student Assassin championship. I really did my best! But you know, in hindsight it was a cinch. I guess I'm just blessed... I could master in one day techniques that would take others years to do. Pretty awesome, right? And then, I got greedy, a new urge, a vision. That just maybe I could win a fight against Travis the Great. Now my goal is to behead Travis the Great. Therefore surpassing my hero. Oops, did I actually write that... It's kinda embarrassing, you know. Well anyways, I've made up my mind. I made an oath. I won't be killed by anyone! I shall defeat Travis the Great in battle! Only then will Travis the Great be mine and mine only.
Love, Travis the Great's #1 fan,
Hi there Travis the Great. I am the girl who loves you the most in the entire world. But in order to prove that I'm your #1 fan, I need some kind of evidence. Because no matter how much I insist that I'm your #1, any other chick or bitch can approach you and say the exact same thing. That is why I've decided. That I should become strong. By doing so I knew that someday, I'd be able to get closer to you. Putting my title as Travis the Great's #1 fan is on the line. I embarked on this path... And ended up winning the National Student Assassin championship. I really did my best! But you know, in hindsight it was a cinch. I guess I'm just blessed... I could master in one day techniques that would take others years to do. Pretty awesome, right? And then, I got greedy, a new urge, a vision. That just maybe I could win a fight against Travis the Great. Now my goal is to behead Travis the Great. Therefore surpassing my hero. Oops, did I actually write that... It's kinda embarrassing, you know. Well anyways, I've made up my mind. I made an oath. I won't be killed by anyone! I shall defeat Travis the Great in battle! Only then will Travis the Great be mine and mine only.
Love, Travis the Great's #1 fan,
— Kimmy Howell, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
LAAAAYTON! Sophia belongs to me! You can't have her!
— Anton Herzen, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Kiyora: Since our battle, I've thought only of you. Perhaps this is what you Micronians call "love"? I know I won't feel whole again until I've crushed you underfoot!
Archer: That's not love you're feeling, Kiyora! We Micronians call that "psychosis"!
Archer: That's not love you're feeling, Kiyora! We Micronians call that "psychosis"!
If only Bentley hadn't been brainwashed by Cooper's "honorable thief" nonsense. We could have made billions in weapon designs! The two most brilliant minds on the planet working together? We could've owned the world! No matter — once Cooper's out of the way, he'll see things my way. Poor Bentley. He's kinda cute when he's being dumb.
— Penelope Mouse, Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
Timpani... After you vanished, I searched long for you. I never stopped looking. I searched and searched, but I never found you. Without you, the world held no meaning or joy. So I used the forbidden prophecy of the Tribe of Ancients to end all worlds. I wanted to destroy everything that had taken you away from me...
— Count Bleck, Super Paper Mario
<Player name>... Do you know why I'm doing this...? Why I keep fighting to keep you around? I'm doing this... because you're special, <Player name>. You're the only one who understands me. You're the only one who's any fun to play with anymore... No... That's not JUST it. I... I... I'm doing this because I care about you, <Player name>! I care about you more than anybody else! I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready for you to leave. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again... So, please... STOP doing this... AND JUST LET ME WIN!!!
— Asriel Dreemurr, Undertale
...And yes, it's true,
I don't have as many friends as you,
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!
And if you say no, you're toast...
I don't have as many friends as you,
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!
And if you say no, you're toast...
— Ashley, WarioWare: Touched!
There is nothing I won't do for him. I won't let anyone come between us. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill. I won't let anyone take him from me. Nothing else matters. No one else matters. He. Will. Be. Mine. ...He doesn't have a choice.
— Ayano Aishi, Yandere Simulator
Why? What have I done wrong? In his letters he talks about her. A "tutor". He says he loves me. But SHE sees him. I get letters, while SHE gets his time. He is MINE. Once his studies are finished I will have him back.
He is coming back. Just one weekend. A short holiday, from HER. I will convince him to stay. I CANNOT let my love leave again.
— Queen Vanessa's diary, A Hat in Time
Noah: Isn't there a trace left inside you? Of your old feelings? Because if there was, even a little-
N: Feelings, you say? You dare... My feelings... My feelings have never changed, they're the same as they've always been! They're for you, Mio! The time I had with you meant everything to me! But now... it's all gone... If she truly is gone, I'll have to redo it all! Watch me! Rewind our clocks, back to the start! Noah... My long shadow... You have stolen her away from me... I will extinguish you, and take her back! Mio is MINE! She's not yours, she's mine! You are nothing. She belongs only to ME!
N: Feelings, you say? You dare... My feelings... My feelings have never changed, they're the same as they've always been! They're for you, Mio! The time I had with you meant everything to me! But now... it's all gone... If she truly is gone, I'll have to redo it all! Watch me! Rewind our clocks, back to the start! Noah... My long shadow... You have stolen her away from me... I will extinguish you, and take her back! Mio is MINE! She's not yours, she's mine! You are nothing. She belongs only to ME!
Visual Novels
John: Say I'm on the first track and the train is heading toward me. If the lever would make the train hit five other people instead, would you pull it?
Lizzie: Yes.
John: What if there were ten people?
Lizzie: The number doesn't matter to me, John. I would kill a hundred people. A thousand. And then I would go find the person who put you on the track and kill her. And the train conductor. And everyone on the train who didn't help. If my only choice was to switch the train to come hit me, I would do it. I would do anything...'
Lizzie: Yes.
John: What if there were ten people?
Lizzie: The number doesn't matter to me, John. I would kill a hundred people. A thousand. And then I would go find the person who put you on the track and kill her. And the train conductor. And everyone on the train who didn't help. If my only choice was to switch the train to come hit me, I would do it. I would do anything...'
You see, Kenshin's got a unique way of treating the things important to him. He's actually quite caring, but somewhere along the line, that got turned around into his current, twisted definition of love. It's thinking he'd rather kill something than let it go that makes it worse.
— Shingen, Ikemen Sengoku
There's nothing left here. Just the two of us. We can be together forever. Seriously, I don’t think even time is passing anymore. It really is a dream come true... I worked so hard for this ending, (playername). The game wouldn’t give me one, so I had to make one myself. The script is broken at this point, so I don’t think anything will get in the way anymore. And you wouldn’t believe how easy it was to delete Natsuki and Yuri.
—Monika, Doki Doki Literature Club!
Hey, have you ever heard of the term 'yandere'? It’s a personality type that means someone is so obsessed with your that they’ll do absolutely anything to be with you. Usually to the point of craziness... They might stalk you to make sure you don’t spend time with anyone else. They might even hurt one of your friends to get their way... [...] Anyway... A lot of people are actually into the yandere type, you know? I guess they really like the idea of someone being crazy obsessed with them. People are weird! I don’t judge though. Also, I might be a little obsessed with you, but I’m far from crazy... [...] But if you do happen to be into the yandere type... I can try acting a little more creepy for you. Ehehe~ Then again... There’s already nowhere else for you to go, or anyone for me to get jealous over. Is this a yandere girl’s dream? I’d ask Yuri if I could.
—Monika in a potential optional conversation in Act 3, Doki Doki Literature Club!
Kakuya: Did you make sure...to forget everyone important to you...other than Kakuya? [...] Here in Kakuriyo...it's just you...and Kakuya. Just the two of us. Together...even after...you die...
Akira Kijima: Damn you. Are you planning to kill me?
Kakuya: Kakuya...loves you...dead or alive. So... Let's play forever...and ever. [...] You see...Kakuya...Loves you and wants to have fun with you...the way grownups do.
Akira Kijima: Damn you. Are you planning to kill me?
Kakuya: Kakuya...loves you...dead or alive. So... Let's play forever...and ever. [...] You see...Kakuya...Loves you and wants to have fun with you...the way grownups do.
Web Animation
Sonic: Why...?
Tails: WHY!? HAHAHAHA! THEY (Knuckles and Shadow) WERE IMPOSTERS, SONIC! They didn't love you, I loved you! You think they were your friends!? I was your best friend, Sonic! Don't you get it!? Sonic's best friend is Tails! ME!
Amy: Tails, please! Just give yourself up! You need help!
Sonic: You have never once, ever could be, or ever WILL be my friend ever, you sick, twisted FUCK!
Tails: ...that's it. I get it now. If Tails is Sonic's best friend, and I'm not your best friend...
Sonic: Oh no...
Tails: ...THEN YOU AREN'T SONIC!
Tails: WHY!? HAHAHAHA! THEY (Knuckles and Shadow) WERE IMPOSTERS, SONIC! They didn't love you, I loved you! You think they were your friends!? I was your best friend, Sonic! Don't you get it!? Sonic's best friend is Tails! ME!
Amy: Tails, please! Just give yourself up! You need help!
Sonic: You have never once, ever could be, or ever WILL be my friend ever, you sick, twisted FUCK!
Tails: ...that's it. I get it now. If Tails is Sonic's best friend, and I'm not your best friend...
Sonic: Oh no...
Tails: ...THEN YOU AREN'T SONIC!
Webcomics
Torg (thinking): Wait a minute! Just because Oasis is a gymnastic martial-arts assassin killer-robot that's been programmed to be madly in love with me doesn't mean she'd kill anyone I liked out of jealousy! Did I just let Zoë get hurt for no reason?
Oasis: What kind of cone would you like, Torgy?
Torg: Chocolate. I LOVE chocolate ice-cream!
(Beat)
Ice Cream Vendor: Good Lord, she's killing the chocolate ice-cream! I didn't even know you could kill chocolate ice-cream!
Torg (thinking): Never mind.
Oasis: What kind of cone would you like, Torgy?
Torg: Chocolate. I LOVE chocolate ice-cream!
(Beat)
Ice Cream Vendor: Good Lord, she's killing the chocolate ice-cream! I didn't even know you could kill chocolate ice-cream!
Torg (thinking): Never mind.
— Sluggy Freelance, "Love Potion"
I love you so much that... I'm willing to kill anyone who dares to hurt you.
— Elios, My Deepest Secret
I will kill you. If you speak with my Julia… or touch my Julia… or see my Julia… or take my Julia away from me… I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!
— Camille Lafayette, Between Yearning And Obsession
Web Original
Acktreal Domma: "Please don't leave me! I love you! I'm going to eat your every organ, and your bones...."
Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way.
And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature.
Amy: Say that you love me, and maybe I won't have to kill you!
Classic Sonic: NEVER, YOU BITCH!
Amy: You're gonna love me!
Classic Sonic: Over my dead body!
Amy: I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY!
[...]
Amy: You can't escape my love, Sonic.
Classic Sonic: Is that love gonna kill me?
Amy: Probably, but I'll still enjoy it.
Classic Sonic: NEVER, YOU BITCH!
Amy: You're gonna love me!
Classic Sonic: Over my dead body!
Amy: I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY!
[...]
Amy: You can't escape my love, Sonic.
Classic Sonic: Is that love gonna kill me?
Amy: Probably, but I'll still enjoy it.
— Gentendo Poop#22, The Paradox, Act 1
#22, The Paradox, Act 1Koko: Mitsuo, I am going to murder you!
Mitsuo: (over the phone) Oh shit! Koko, I don't suppose you could show a...
Koko: And then I will learn the art of necromancy so I can bring you back to life and murder you again!
Mitsuo: Come on Koko, you know we can't get you mixed up with the dark arts again!
Koko: And then I will revive you a second time so we can get married and live off of your life insurance in perfect harmony!
Mitsuo: That doesn't even make sense!
Mitsuo: (over the phone) Oh shit! Koko, I don't suppose you could show a...
Koko: And then I will learn the art of necromancy so I can bring you back to life and murder you again!
Mitsuo: Come on Koko, you know we can't get you mixed up with the dark arts again!
Koko: And then I will revive you a second time so we can get married and live off of your life insurance in perfect harmony!
Mitsuo: That doesn't even make sense!
I love you, in my own crazy, crazy way... Aya.
You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what little friends you have.
— Yuno Shoop trying to make you feel deprived, The Internets
I love you. I mean, I'm still gonna kill you, but man, oh, man, am I gonna feel bad about it!
Western Animation
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"
— Trixie Tang, The Fairly OddParents!, "Just The Two Of Us"
Giffany: I don't think you know what you're saying, Soos! No one loves you more than me! The girls out there will just make fun of you!
Soos: You-you really think so?
Giffany: I know so! Besides, we had a deal! You bought my game, you held my books, you're MY boyfriend! Now sit down in that chair!
Soos: I don't think I like the way you're acting...
Giffany: I WON'T LET ANOTHER GIRL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME, SOOS!!
Soos: You-you really think so?
Giffany: I know so! Besides, we had a deal! You bought my game, you held my books, you're MY boyfriend! Now sit down in that chair!
Soos: I don't think I like the way you're acting...
Giffany: I WON'T LET ANOTHER GIRL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME, SOOS!!
Bugs Bunny: I won't lie, you're a very pretty lady.
Lola Bunny: Thank you!
Bugs: But you're crazy, crazy, crazy; you make me wanna move to Bolivia!
Lola: I'll go with you!
Bugs: You know, I'm thinking I should get a restraining order?
Lola: Those are so hard to enforce.
Bugs: 'Cause your car was parked outside my house every night this week!
Lola: Your neighbors are sweet!
Bugs: You're the reason that I have to keep my shades drawn!
Lola: I'll watch you through the chimney!
Bugs: I've installed an alarm system with motion beam detectors!
Lola: I have the code.
Lola Bunny: Thank you!
Bugs: But you're crazy, crazy, crazy; you make me wanna move to Bolivia!
Lola: I'll go with you!
Bugs: You know, I'm thinking I should get a restraining order?
Lola: Those are so hard to enforce.
Bugs: 'Cause your car was parked outside my house every night this week!
Lola: Your neighbors are sweet!
Bugs: You're the reason that I have to keep my shades drawn!
Lola: I'll watch you through the chimney!
Bugs: I've installed an alarm system with motion beam detectors!
Lola: I have the code.
— The Looney Tunes Show, "We Are in Love"
"You're... going to LOVE ME!!!"
— Fluttershy, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Best Night Ever"
"I can't have you [Tree Hugger] interfering in my relationship with Fluttershy anymore!"
— Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Make Friends But Keep Discord"
"If I can't have you as a friend... I'm gonna make you a TROPHY! I even picked out this nice jar for you!"
— Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Nature Pants"
"I love you. (beat) I'mma kill you, bitch!"
— Early Cuyler, Squid Billies
Real Life
"When love is not madness, it is not love."
"Never stick your dick in crazy."
— Anonymous
"Roses are red, handcuffs are naughty, if you ever left me, they'd never find the body."
— Anonymous
Too soon? Oh, how sweet of you! I've got more. Here, take the main trope I wrote for you. Wait, you're reading another trope? Dump that trope you're reading this instant... or I will delete you along with it.
