Shawn: "I still think it would make for fun television. One's a proud gay man and the other's a repressed Christian homophobe. But they're roommates. Hilarity and sexual tension ensue. We could call it One Way or Another. It could go on after reruns of Touched by an Angel".
Ted: "I'm a lawyer."
Janitor: "I'm a janitor."
Both: "Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're Legal Custodians. Get it?"
Janitor: "I'm a janitor."
Both: "Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're Legal Custodians. Get it?"
— Scrubs, presented as a Theme Song.
"A fugitive semi-aquatic special forces amateur stage magician framed for a crime he didn't commit, the 1865 assassination of Abraham Lincoln, joins forces with a rogue trillionaire inventor extreme fighting champion from the future. Together with the aid of R.I.C.K., their super crime-fighting high-tech talking rickshaw, they'll bring hope, justice, and varying degrees of aquaticness to a tri-state area in peril."
— Doof 'n' Puss Narrator, Phineas and Ferb, "Nerds of a Feather"
