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"No one gives a shit, David! Nobody wants to be here! God, it's like you live in this stupid make-believe world where everything's great! The universe doesn't work that way, idiot! Just look around, it's what I've been trying to show you since Day 1! Life sucks and we live in a world of desensitized, apathetic assholes! Why don't you just get with the program and stop giving a shit?"
Max, Camp Camp

"Seriously, everyone at the school is a punk or a bully."
Rason Miyamosa on Yokai Academy, Rosario Vampire: Brightest Darkness Act I

"You'll see people dying of starvation, but not too far away there's a glutton who can barely eat all the food that he's given. They say that magic power is used to decide your status in life, but they'll use your background as a basis for separating you from the best paths in life. Because you were simply born in another country, they'll use words like "justice" as an excuse to hurt you."
Licht, Black Clover

"I mean, this is what I have to look forward to when I grow up? People being just...jerks."
Peter Parker, Ultimate Spider-Man, Issue 70.

"But they don't understand anything but HATE, HATE, HAAAAAAAAAATE!"

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

"If you want justice, you've come to the wrong place."
Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

"Every character is either horribly bland, horribly stupid, or just plain horrible."

"Everyone just yells and screams at each other! No one's civil anymore!"
—-Arthur Fleck, Joker (2019)

"You know... One day, the last one of you will ask me, 'Why did you work with Dracula himself to murder all the people?' And you know what I'll say? It's because you're all so fucking rude."

"OK, how come every person in a 'Karate Kid' movie is an asshole?"

"Man, everyone's a dick in this season".

"Geez, Even in the Ultimate Universe civilians are assholes.".
Linkara on Ultimatum #1-2

"Are there any redeeming characters in this movie? No.
His wife is a nagging cliche.
The neighbor, Phil Hartman, bless his soul, is plowing his way through every mom in the neighborhood.
And Santa? Santa is a lie! Just a bunch of ex-cons running bootleg toys out of a warehouse.
You even want to punch Chris Parnell in the face! And you like Chris Parnell!"

A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot.

"What is your damage you demented, fat ass, piece of shit? They were hanging a banner, that's the opposite of delinquency. They fell two stories and people just laugh? Oxnard, California is just DIC."
CR reaches his breaking point and calls out the Principal for suspending the three kids and everyone else for laughing at them after they fell two stories for hanging a banner in the Battletoads Pilot.

"Why is it these people have a talent for surrounding themselves with the craziest fucking nutballs? Is anyone in this world outside of the main characters likable? What kinda water are they drinking in Maine to make them such assholes?!"
The Nostalgia Critic on his review of It (1990)

"Still, it's not like he's the only character that suffers from this schizophrenic writing. Mostly because, he's not the only jerk in the show because everyone's is a jerk in this show. And when I say everyone, I mean—"
Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE!
Bennett the Sage explaining one of the reasons why he doesn't like netflix's Cowboy Bebop (2021)

"What a bunch of dicks!"
Rob on his opinion of the unlikable civilians outside the main characters in his review of the Robotman and Friends cartoon.