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"It is so weak, you feel lonely (you have no confidence in this sword)"
Deadly Towers instruction manual, on your starting weapon, the Short Sword

"You start off without a sword, forcing you to fight the armed guards with your bare hands, and this goes about as well as you'd expect at first."
The Spoony Experiment, review of the Atari Jaguar CD game Highlander: The Last of the MacLeods

"The sun has gone. It must be brought. You have a rock."

"When you're fighting skyscraper-sized enemies with a gun that shoots lightning, you're going to look back to this moment and be like 'heh.'"
Borderlands 2, upon receiving your very first gun

Digger: You're taking your sandals, your robe, and a begging bowl? No food? No money? No first aid kit?
Murai: I am a servant of the god, honored Digger. The god will provide all that is needful.
Digger: Yeah. Okay. See, what I think you're failing to grasp is that your god did provide, and what he did provide was me. So you're going to corner whatever passes for a quartermaster in this joint...

"This is preposterous! Am I to face the undead with nothing but sticks and harsh language?"
Kael'thas Sunstrider, on learning that by order of Alliance high command, he won't have any cavalry, artillery or air force to take out the approaching undead, Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne.

"Gordon, the whole world has been taken over by a race of malevolent aliens. All of humanity is depending on you. Here's a goddamned crowbar."
David Wong, making fun of Half Life 2

Doctor: Assets, I need assets. What have we got?
Captain Jack: Well I've got a banana, and at a pinch you could put up some shelves.
Doctor Who, The Doctor Dances


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