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Quotes / What an Idiot!

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"I heard you were crazy. I didn't think you were stupid."

"What an Almighty Idiot! Yep, that's what he is!"
Pokey Minch, EarthBound

Kuni, UHF

Lois Griffin, after Peter tried to shoot her a la Schindler's List

"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
Zoe, Firefly

"You dumbass."

Jon: Ha ha! Do I feel stupid.
Garfield: That's because you are stupid.

"You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!!!"

"What is it with you kids these days?! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays?"

"Uh-oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class!"
Garrison, South Park

"That's stupid! You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!"

"Are you daft?!"

"Stupidity is frightening."

"Are you out of your little pony minds!?"
Trixie after Snips and Snails bring an Ursa to Ponyville, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

"I am such a dork."

"Pwa ha ha ha! Survey says, you're an idiot!"
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

"Haven't you kids ever done something that made you look stupid? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then!"
Wario, Wario Land 4 instruction manual

"You Fool!!"
Gilbert Gottfried, The Hollywood Squares

"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"You foolish, stupid man."

"You stupid, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
TV Announcer, The Simpsons

"You really are an idiot."
Flowey, Undertale

"You're not just wrong, you're stupid!"
The Cat, The Cat in the Hat

"You stupid idiot!"
Mr. Frond, Bob's Burgers

"You're one retarded motherfucker, y'know that?"
Azurai, Slightly Damned

Raditz: Attacking an opponent roughly 4 times your strength in a one on one battle: a cunning strategy! no, not cunning. What's the opposite of that?
Piccolo: Retarded?
Raditz: That's it, thank you!
Dragon Ball Z Abridged, episode 2

Mark, The Anime Club

"Are you a pack of imbeciles!?"
Naoto Shirogane, Persona 4

"Yeah, you stupid idiot moron boys! Grow a brain!"

"That king, although noone denies
"His heart was of abnormal size
"Yet he'd have acted otherwise
"If he had been acuter"
Don Alhambra, The Gondoliers

"It's amazing how every time you open your mouth you prove you're an idiot!"
Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z

Revolver Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid

"You stupid fucking cunt! You idiot!"
Richard Roma, Glengarry Glen Ross

"You're hopelessly stupid."
Goku, to Frieza, Dragon Ball Fighter Z

Yes. Our Inmate Workers apparently tried to gas [prison] Intake by pouring bleach down a drain full of ammonia.
Given the fact that at least one of the Usual Suspects involved can probably produce fourteen different varieties of Illicit Recreational Pharmaceuticals with $28 and 20 minutes free reign inside a Circle K, yet has spent several minutes staring in bumfuzzlement at the yellow-green gas drifting lazily through the kitchen says indictable things about the American Educational System ... but I digress.
The LawDog Files, "Chemistry 101"

It's a lucky thing for us he's a moron.
Natsumi Hinata about Sgt. Keroro in a nutshell, Sgt. Frog

"It would have been an easy job to dislodge his grip, knock him thousands of meters down into the pit, and end the life of another nuisance of a Jedi. Instead, Maul gloated. He contemptuously kicked Obi-Wan's lightsaber into the pit. He paced in front of the stricken Jedi, snarling. No doubt my apprentice wanted to savor the moment. Against all my teaching, he hesitated in order to revel in his triumph."
Darth Sidious on the final battle of The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode I Journal: Darth Maul

Even in death, there's no cure for your stupidity.
Julieta Juris to Iok Kujan in a nutshell, Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans

"You guys are not so bright!"
One of the Frech Peas after a long awkward period of silence, The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, and Came Down with All the Bananas

"*sigh* Idiot."
Roadhog, Overwatch


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