Quotes / Walk on Water

Trope

Jiraya: Okay, now I'll teach you to walk on water.
Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraya: Yes, Naruto, like Jesus.
Naruto: Wait a minute. Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?
Jiraya: Yes, Naruto, Jesus was a ninja!
Naruto: Really?
Jiraya: No, not really!

— Naruto: The Abridged Series

"Never seen a girl in blue spandex walk on water?"

— Tori, Power Rangers Ninja Storm

You can walk on water. Puts you in pretty interesting company.

— Caitlin to Barry, The Flash (2014), "Plastique"

Plum: I feel vaguely blasphemous doing this. Like, only Jesus is allowed to do this.

Quentin: I really don't think he'd mind.

—The Magician's Land

Israeli Film

Eyal: Hey, Jesus, they lied to you! It's impossible to walk on water!

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