Announcer: Law & Order: Elevator Inspectors Unit.
Inspector 1: See here's the thing, Inspector, the button for 5 doesn't light up.
Inspector 2: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Inspector 1: See here's the thing, Inspector, the button for 5 doesn't light up.
Inspector 2: I think I'm gonna be sick.
— The Simpsons, "Helter Shelter"
Officer Maldonado: Actually, I was wondering about the part where she mentions me throwing up. Is it okay if she leaves that part out?
Detective Dennis Box: Nasir Khan [...] looks like any other normal college kid, so the jury's gonna wonder, "Could he really stick that knife into that girl?" We have to fight that.
Maldonado: I'm— I'm sorry. I don't— I don't understand.
Box: What's your first name?
Maldonado: Robert.
Box: Officer Robert Maldonado, fresh out of the academy. He goes into a crime scene, and he comes out throwing up. And why shouldn't he? He's a new cop, just saw his first dead body. Now, Nasir Khan may very well be a human being, but so was Andrea Cornish, and so is Robert "Bobby" Maldonado. So you throwing up... absolutely, keep it in.
Detective Dennis Box: Nasir Khan [...] looks like any other normal college kid, so the jury's gonna wonder, "Could he really stick that knife into that girl?" We have to fight that.
Maldonado: I'm— I'm sorry. I don't— I don't understand.
Box: What's your first name?
Maldonado: Robert.
Box: Officer Robert Maldonado, fresh out of the academy. He goes into a crime scene, and he comes out throwing up. And why shouldn't he? He's a new cop, just saw his first dead body. Now, Nasir Khan may very well be a human being, but so was Andrea Cornish, and so is Robert "Bobby" Maldonado. So you throwing up... absolutely, keep it in.
The sheriff made a valiant effort to run for the bathroom before his disgust won out and the already unsanitary floor of the basement became even more so.
— E. Clark Avery, Psychidae: The Cabin in the Forest.
Ritual murders are tough on the digestive system, but it is part of the job. Part of this assignment. It's tough, and it takes some getting used to. Not everyone does, so they keep having to send me fresh meat. You'd think they'd do a more thorough job with the psych evaluation. The assignment is called "Cults and the Occult" for a reason!
—D.I. Shelley, The Secret World
Cop: What the *hell* did that, Lieutenant?
Lt. Thompson: I don't know. What's the coroner got to say?
Cop: He's been in the john pukin' since he saw it.
Lt. Thompson: I don't know. What's the coroner got to say?
Cop: He's been in the john pukin' since he saw it.
