By definition, this page reveals a story's villain and that they have a breakdown and lose (most of the time), so spoilers are unmarked.
Finally, he stops, his head resting against the impassable door.
Slowly at first, then building to a maddening clatter, his entire frame begins to rattle as if he's in the middle of an earthquake. His mouth opens wide as he lets loose a sharp, electronic banshee scream that causes you to instinctively clamp your hands over your ears. He trembles, twisting in place to glare directly at you. The components in his face bend and flex under immense pressure as he draws his arms back.
And then, he lunges straight for you.
Yuji Sakai: Stopping you! I'm not gonna lose them again!
Snake of the Festival: You would give up a perfect world for two mere girls? They will be recreated anyway.
Yuji: Like they said, it won't be the same! They can never be replaced!
Snake of the Festival: You dare go up against me? Everything you have, your life, your power to protect, all of it, you owe to me.
Yuji: Ever since I've met you, I brought nothing but suffering. I lost sight of my true goal. You deceived me, and I would have lost everything that truly mattered. But now I remember what is most important to me, I found myself again, and I will fight for peace, but not with your way.
Snake of the Festival: I cannot let you stop me, not when the Grand Order is almost complete. I want my people to live in peace and end all this ceaseless violence.
Yuji: So do I, but I won't lose everything in the process.
Sengoku: GAUTAMA FUCKING DAMN IT! SOMEONE GET ME GARP! GET ME TSURU! GET ME AOKIJI! GET ME EVERYONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Unlucky Vice-Admiral: E-everyone—?!
Garp: Huh, didnt think he could get that hammy anymore
Sengoku reaches through the roof and grabs Garp by the head.
Sengoku: GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND PAY FOR THE SINS OF YOUR BLOOD, YOU DAMN BASTARD!
I refuse! I refuse I refuse I REFUSE! YOU CAN'T WIN! GRAGH! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING! YOU! YOUR DREAMS! YOUR OCEAN! ALL OF IT, WORTHLESS! DESTINY, FATE, DREAMS!? PAH! ALL DIRT! THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN THIS WORLD! RAAAAGH! ALL WORTHLESS IN THE FACE OF POWER!
Tsumugi Shirogane: Of course! You're the perfect sacrifice to keep things interesting! I just wanted to keep the story on track, but then you... you... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you just had to fucking miss didn't you?
Shuichi Saihara: So you didn't account for that.
Tsumugi: Even after I had to step in, it was going perfectly. Akamatsu-san was all set to take the fall for me, but then... (to Kokichi) You...! You ruined everything with one fucking joke!
Vanellope: Well, you got the last part right. *PUNCH*
Colonel Cutter: Something I should have done a long time ago. This is for the good of the colony, sir. (extends his hand to Z's arm and helps him out of the hole)
General Mandible: YOU USELESS UNGRATEFUL MAGGOT! I AM THE COLONY!
Joker: Shut up! Shut up!
Terry: I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Joker: Show yourself!
Terry: You make me laugh... but only because I think you're kinda pathetic. (laughs)
Joker: Stop that!
Terry: So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? (laughs)
Joker: Don't you dare laugh at me!
Terry: Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh?
Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!
Batman: That you're the same insecure C-lister that you were before you went into the Lazarus Pit.
Riddler: Big talk from a dead man!
Batman: You tell riddles a fifth-grader could solve, you call yourself the Riddler. The sheer lack of imagination is staggering.
Riddler: You take that back!
Batman: A one-gimmick hack, the joke of the underworld!
Riddler: Damn you! SHUT UP!
Gaston: If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for this monster.
Belle: He's no monster, Gaston. You are!
Gaston: She's as crazy as the old man. The beast will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night.
Gaston: We're not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I say we KILL THE BEAST!
Flik: (cowering) No, no, no! No, I-I can explain!
Hopper: All your little stunt did was buy them time!
Flik: No, please! Please, Hopper!
Hopper: I'll get more grasshoppers and be back next season! But you... won't.
Victoria Everglot: Money? What money?
Barkis Bittern: Your dowry. It's my right!
Victoria Everglot: My parents don't have any money. It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
Barkis Bittern: The....the poorhouse?! [grabs and shakes Victoria] You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying!!
Victoria Everglot: Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? [squirms out of Barkis's arms] Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched!
[later, during Victor and Victoria's wedding]
Barkis Bittern: Oh, how touching. *sniff, sniff* I always cry at weddings. Our young lovers together at last. Surely now they can live happily ever after. But you forget... [grabs Victoria] she's still my wife! I'll not leave here empty-handed!
Destro: We had won, but you countermanded my order!
Baroness: Your meddling brought us defeat, again and again and again!
Dr. Mindbender: You're not just a fool; you're Cobra's curse!
Tomax and Xamot: Inexcusable!
Cobra Commander: UNSUBSTANTIATED FANTASY! LIES! LIES! LIIIIES!
Kent Mansley: [snatches radio; screaming] LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!
[Nautilus captain pushes the red button, launching the missile up to the sky.]
General Rogard: [grabs Kent by his trench coat] That missile is targeted to the Giant's CURRENT POSITION! WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!
Kent Mansley: [sees Giant standing behind him] Wha? Ohhh... W-W-We can duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter right there. If we hur
General Rogard: There's no way to survive this, you idiot!
Kent Mansley: You mean... we're all going to?
General Rogard: To die, Mansley. For our country.
Kent Mansley: Screw our country! I wanna live!
Pain and Panic: A GOD??
Hades: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Hercules, you can't do this to me! You can't— (Hercules punches him in the face) Okay, well, I deserved that.
Quasimodo: [realizing that Frollo killed his mother] What?!
Frollo: Now I'm going to do what I should have done TWENTY YEARS AGO!!! [later on, as Frollo has Quasimodo and Esmeralda where he wants them.] And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!
Boss Wolf: They're taking all gunmen, sir. And getting close!
Shen: Fire! FIRE AT THEM!
Boss Wolf: But sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen: I said fire at them! FIRE!
Boss Wolf: (throws torch away) ...No.
Shen: (stabs Boss Wolf)
Sulley: She's home now. Just leave her alone!
Waternoose: I can't do that! She's seen too much. You both have.
Sulley: It doesn't have to be this way.
Waternoose: I have no choice! Times have changed! Scaring isn't enough anymore!
Sulley: But kidnapping children?!
Waternoose: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way!
(Evil Spirits appear)
Dr. Facilier: ...Frieeeeends!
Evil Spirits: ARE YOU READY?
Dr. Facilier: No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I've got lots more plans!
Evil Spirits: ARE YOU READY?
Dr. Facilier: This is just a minor setback in a major operation! Soon as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business! I still got that froggy prince locked away! I just need a little bit more time! No, no, please I... agh! (the spirits drag Faciler by his shadow towards a portal) Just a little more time! I promise I'll pay y'all back! I promise! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Mok: She can sing, or... she can SCREAM!!! But, she still pissed me off.
By Monday evening, when the sun went down, he was growing distracted, unable to concentrate clearly.
By the time the moon rose in a newly clear, starry sky, he was weak with hunger. His slug body cried out for Kandrona rays the way a human would cry for food or water.
I could feel his arrogance evaporate. I could feel his despair. He still had fantasies of being rescued. But he couldn't make those fantasies end very well. Even if he was rescued, he would no longer be the big hero who had destroyed the Animorphs.
Edmond: [...] Fernand...of my hundred names I need only tell you one to overwhelm you. But you guess it now, do you not? Or rather you remember it. For none withstanding all my sorrows and my tortures, I show you a face which the happiness of revenge makes young again. A face you must often have seen in your dreams since your marriage with Mercedes my betrothed.
Fernand: (in horror) Edmond Dantes!
Felix: But... But, who are you?
Thanquol: You... you know me not?
Gotrek: They all look alike to me.
Thanquol: Madness! Madness! Can it be possible that you do not remember me? Can it be possible that you have masterminded my failure-fall by accident? Did you not destroy my works in the Nuln warren, oh those many years gone by? Kill-killing my plague priests, burn-smashing my gutter runners and my engineers, killing even my first gift of Moulder? Close-close I came to killing you then, in the brood queens burrow. But for that cursed man-mage, my torment would have ended before it had begun! [...] Did you not then follow me north, foiling my every attempt to capture the earth diggers flying machine? Did you not twist-taint my servant-slave and turn him against me when you flew to the Wastes? Did you not rip-take the machine from me when my magic had it in its grip? Impossible! Impossible that you do not know me! Impossible that all is by chance! My whole life! My whole life!
Horus Lupercal: You think I was wrong? Please, speak plainly Erebus. I would have it no other way.
Erebus: You broke the pattern. You disrupted the flow by offering skulls to the Bloodthirster, all because you did not wish the Angel to stand among us! You did not want a rival in our ranks! The Blood Angels walk the scarlet path, but now they will never be ours. The Ruinous Powers will not be pleased.
Uncle Press: Perhaps. At one time.
Saint Dane: We can bring that back! That spirit! It can be as it once was. It can! I was only trying to help the people of Halla. You know that. (Met with silence, turns to Bobby) Pendragon. My adversary. We are not so different, you and I. We both want what is best for Halla; we just come at it from different perspectives. Think. Think, Bobby. Together, you and I embody exactly what Solara is about. There is no right and wrong, there is only balance. Together, you and I, we can restore that balance and heal the wounds.
Bobby Pendragon: You mean the wounds that you inflicted?
Saint Dane: (crying) It wasn't supposed to happen this way. I made mistakes. I was weak. I was seduced by my own vision. You of all people should understand that. You know that Halla is imperfect, and I am the embodiment of Halla. Forgive me. Please. Save me.
Bobby Pendragon: I can't.
Saint Dane: Why? Why can't you?
Bobby Pendragon: Because this is the way it was meant to be.
Kaladin: Didn't you tell me you'd given up that grief?
Amaram: Yes! I am beyond guilt!
Kaladin: Then why do you still hurt? (Amaram flinches) Murderer. You've switched sides to find peace, Amaram. But you won't have it. He'll never give it to you.
Amaram: Everything I've done, I've done for Alethkar. I'm a patriot!
Kaladin: If that's true, why do you still hurt?
And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! no, no! They heard! they suspected! they knew! they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now again! hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! —tear up the planks! here, here! —It is the beating of his hideous heart!"
Nagash: YOU FORBID? YOU FORBID NOTHING, LITTLE FLEA. YOU SIMPLY SERVE.
Mannfred von Carstein: Then you dont need him! You have me. I have always been loyal to you! I brought you back me, not him!
A second later, they were tackling her. Two guards at once, forcing her to the ground.
She screamed something so incoherent that even she would have been hard pressed to interpret it.
Hive: (snapping, barely containing his anger) S.H.I.E.L.D.. Again. (To Dr. Radcliff) Fix this. Bypass this override!
Radcliff: Me?! What can I do? I am not a... flight system engineer!
Hive: ...No, you're not. Then the only thing left to decide is whether to add your mind to my current collection or just consume your flesh.
Radcliff: No-no... I'll fix it, I swear! Please, don't do those... things!
Hive: You two, escort Dr. Radcliff to the missile silo while I show SHIELD something they haven't seen from me yet... rage.
Angel: And yet, somehow, I just can't seem to care.
Holland: Angel? P-please we can negotiate. We...
Tommy Merlyn: So you'll kill them all?
Malcolm: YES! THEY DESERVE TO DIE! ALL OF THEM! THE WAY SHE DIED!
Dylan Massett: I have to, Norman! You're not living in the real world! You need to live in the real world! You have to stop this!
Norman Bates: ...Stop what, Dylan?
Dylan Massett: Norma is dead. Okay? This is her body. You brought her body here!
Norman Bates: Well, I disagree.
Dylan Massett: This isn't something that you agree or disagree with! She's dead, Norman!
Norman Bates: Stop it! Stop it, Dylan! Stop saying that!
Hector: The boss can suck me!
Bolsa: I'd watch what I say if I were you.
Hector: Who you think you are? You should be kissing my ass right now. Me and my family? We built this whole business.
Bolsa: We all did. Together.
Hector: No, no! Salamanca did! Salamanca money! Salamanca blood!
Bolsa: You have to calm down.
Hector: That hacienda! I paid for it. And you treat us like dogs!
Bolsa: Hector, this isn't personal
Hector: It is! It is personal!
Dorothy Gale: For Jane.
The Wizard of Oz/Frank Morgan: For me! But I'm not gonna let her or you bring me back! No! [screaming] No!
Crichton: Oh Grasshopper! You're so screwed!
[With a roar of rage, Scorpius tosses him across the room, before pinning him to the ground.]
Scorpius: [suddenly calm] If I am "screwed," John... things around here are going to get very ugly.
John Crichton: Frelled? Screwed? Raped? Welcome to the Universe, Commandant.
[He exits, leaving Grayza alone and on the verge of tears.]
Barry Allen: I already do!
Eobard Thawne: Not for long! Just so we're clear, after I kill you, I am going to kill them! And then I'm gonna kill your father! I ALWAYS WIN, FLASH!
Barry Allen: I don't have to.
(Two Time Wraiths fly to Zoom, decaying him and dragging him screaming in horror into the Speed Force)
Sansa Stark: You haven't fed them in seven days. You said it yourself.
Ramsay: They're loyal beasts.
Sansa: They were. Now they're starving.
Ramsay frowns, then looks horrified at the dog that climbs on him.
Ramsay (terrified): Down, dog! Down! Down! DOWN! *starts screaming helplessly as his own dogs rip him apart*note
Crowley: See? This day has already got better. [drives them straight into the wall of fire that is the M25]
Hastur: Stop this! You'll discorporate us both!
Crowley: [Evil Laugh]
Hastur: [crying] This is not funny!
Crowley: Come on! If you've gotta go, then go with style!
Hastur: [sobbing] I hate you!
Colleen Wing: Then I'd be just like you.
Davos: NOOO! END IT!
Professor Bobo: Its as good as done, Lawgiver.
Pearl Forrester: NOOOOOOOO! (starts trashing furniture in the castle)
Bobo: This cant be good for us!
Observer: No. (Pearl walks up to Bobo and punches him)
Bobo: (while collapsing) See? (Pearl finishes her tantrum by slamming down upon the pipe organ)
Observer: Raging clip-art! Ooh!
Harold Finch: Miss Groves...
Samantha "Sam" Groves/Root: My name.. is Root.
Jellica: But we've looked everywhere! Somebody else must've found them! There's no more time! Tonight the stars—
Grizzaka: I know what tonight is! (attacks again)
Furry Warts: Ever ever ever ever ever!
Master Xandred: Argh! SHUT UP!
Octoroo: Master, why so hasty?
Master Xandred: My Nighlok monsters should be scaring humans left and right tonight, but the Samurai Rangers destroyed so many of them that the Sanzu River hasn't risen an inch. They're WORTHLESS!! (slams sword into floor, causing the Junk ship to shake)
Dayu: Whoa! Careful, or I'll lose my candy all over the floor! Ugh...
Frank Castle: Did they take your pension away?
William Rawlins: You are nothing but a grunt! You do not get to take me down. You are gonna beg to me.
Evil!Kirk: I'm Captain Kirk! (shoves books onto the floor) I'm Captain Kirk. (smashes computer monitor) I'm Captain Kirk! I'M CAPTAIN KIRRRRRRRK!
Barbara Whitmore: ... No one was going to die because of the way people think—
Jordan: Yeah, but they do! My wife died because of the way people think, because of greed, and politics, but I can change that! And it's not too late. It's not. I can still save America, Barbara. It doesn't have to be today, but I can do it, and, and... And you can help. And Courtney could. And I can protect her from the others, I can. I can keep her safe, and we could go somewhere. We could go somewhere else and we can start again. We could start anew.
Barbara: You're out of your damn mind. Your wife... would be horrified to see the kind of person you've become.
Jordan: You didn't know my wife!
Jack Kline: Everything you told me was a lie.
Lucifer: Because I told you what you wanted to hear, man. So what?! I killed the girl! Big deal! She's a — she's a human! She doesn't matter!
Jack Kline: So am I!
Lucifer: Yeah? And that's your problem. (pointing at Jack) You're too much like your mother.
Jack Kline: Stay back. I'll handle him.
Lucifer: Will you? Oh, buddy. We could've been something, you and me. We could've remade the universe. It would've been great. We could've been better gods than Dad. And I really wanted that, pal. I wanted that. But now if I can't have it with you, I... I don't need ya. I just need your power.
Dean Winchester: Sorry, Chuck. (begins to walk away)
Chuck: W-What. What?
Dean Winchester: See, that's not who I am. That's not who we are.
Chuck: What kind of ending is this?
Sam Winchester: His power. You sure it won't come back?
Jack Kline: It's not his power anymore.
Sam: Then I think it's the ending where you're just like us and like all the other humans you forgot about.
Dean: It's the ending where you grow old, you get sick and you just die.
Sam: And no one cares. And no one remembers you. You're just forgotten.
(Dean, Sam, and Jack walk away and get into the Impala, driving off)
Chuck: Guys... Guys, wait. Guys. Guys! No, wait! Guys! Guys, please wait! Guys!
Logan: I told you this place would show you who you really are. You pretend to be this... weak, moralizing little asshole. But, really... you're a fucking piece of work!
William: This place is remarkable. And I'm gonna make sure that our company substantially increases our holdings on the park. 'Cause this place is the future.
Logan: Our, our company, huh? Our company? My. Delos IS MY COMPANY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
William: I think your father's gonna need someone a little more stable to take over. You're reckless, Logan. Impetuous. You always wanted to get to the end of the rainbow, didn't you? This looks like the place.
Logan: (chuckles) You never really gave a shit about the girl, did you? She was just an excuse! This? (laughs) This is the story you wanted! (cackles maniacally as William sends him away)
Minya: [Appears in a leather outfit similar to Xena] Hey, tough guy. You want to talk or fight?
Zagreas: ANOTHER ONE?! AARRRRRRGHHHHH!
Teclis: He is not Karl Franz.
Archaon: What did you say?
Teclis: He is not Karl Franz, not any longer he is Sigmar. Did you really believe that the Heldenhammer would do nothing as you razed his Empire?
Archaon: SIGMAR IS A LIE!
Harper: Bye, Richard.
(The boat begins to sink)
Richard: No! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE, PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP—
Blaise:Sebastiaaan! How dare you speak to me like that...! You should've just stayed as an idiot son!
Debeste:You may have hated me to the very end, Pops... ...but I... I've always looked up to you. Thank you for everything up until now. .....And goodbye.
Blaise:You... Since when did you... All you've ever been able to do was depend on me! SebaSTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
Judge: Whats the matter?
Matt Engarde: If If I get a not guilty Ill Ill be killed! I Im Im Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Guiltyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Guuuuuilty!!!GGG—Guuiiillltyyyy!!!GGGUUUILLLTYYY!!GUILTY!!!GuiLTy!!guIIIltYY!!Guil—guilty!guilty!GUilTY!GUILTY!
Phoenix Wright: It no longer matters! I don't care whether you win or lose anymore. The only thing I want...is for you to come out of Maya's body right now!
Dahlia Hawthorne: ...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Dahlia's ghost leaves Maya)
Dahlia Hawthorne:...I'M... NOT... READY......NOT... READY... TO... GO
(Disappears in burst of fire)
(Is shot before he could remove his final mask)
AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.
AG: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
Steffi: Nope, 'specially you.
Benzene: Nice one.
Modern Engineer: 'Bout four hours this time. Talked to Pauling. The New Zealand cache is gone.
The Administrator: How much do we have left?
Modern Engineer: Uh... well. This. This here's the last bit of Australium on Earth, ma'am.
The Administrator: No. No, that's acceptable. We'll simply have to find more.
Modern Engineer: Ma'am. There is no more.
The Administrator: There is always more, Mister Conagher. We just have to find it.
Modern Engineer: I don't think you're hearin' me, ma'am. Not this time. It's gone.
The Administrator: Shut... up!
(Gohan transforms into an Oozaru.)
Vegeta: WHHHY?! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIIE!?
(Goku tells Gohan that Vegeta killed Icarus, causing Gohan to focus on Vegeta.)
Vegeta: OH THAT'S BULLS**T! I havent killed a damned thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! Not for lack of trying, mind you! Hey, fatass! You want to take off this ones tail too?!
(Yajirobe groans in pain.)
Vegeta: FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF THEN! (Vegeta cuts off Gohans tail with a chi disk)
(Gohan starts to transform back to his normal form.)
Vegeta: Haha! I did it! Im the best... around! No-one's ever gonna keep me down! (Vegeta realizes that Oozaru Gohan is falling towards him.) No...
(Gohan lands on Vegeta.)
Ginyu: Ah, quite the substantial bluff. But a bluff, and nothing more. I've witnessed your abilities firsthand and I assure you that your-
(Goku powers up with the Kaio-Ken)
Ginyu: One hundred and eighty thousand. Huh.
Jeice: Oi, Captain. Doesn't your max power level only go up to-
Ginyu: RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (flies off and slams into the ocean in a rage)
Jeice: Yep, one hundred and twenty thousand.
Goku: Is he gonna be okay?
Jeice: The Captain? Oh, yeah, he does that sometimes.
Goku: (flashback to when he first turned Super Saiyan) Pizza....
Mecha-Freeza: No! No! No! NO! NO! KILL! MURDER! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Cooler: I know! I can't stop them! Where are the mes?! Send in the mes!
Big Gete Star: Beep.
Cooler: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I'M EXPLODING"?!
(Cut to outside where all the Meta Coolers are exploding)
Cooler: Oh f...
Big Gete Star: Beep.
Cooler: How?! It literally doesn't make any sense! It took everything you had to defeat a single "me". Yet you have enough power to overload the Big Gete Star?! HOW?! HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!
Goku: It looks like you underestimated our power. Just like—
Cooler: DON'T YOU DARE—
Goku: —you did on Earth.
Cooler: Oh. Fair enou—
Vegeta: And just like Freeza.
Cooler: *screams in rage*
Vegeta: So then, before I put down the clown, let's put it to bed, shall we? Do you feel fear, Android?
Android 19: (scrambles out of the crater and starts running) No, please! Get away! Leave me alone! [...] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! No!
Gohan: You done getting your shit together up there? Because I'm starting to get bored.
Cell: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!
Cloud: Defy destiny. (casts Ultima)
Sephiroth: (disintegrating into light) What? How does she... no! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(stops, falls to her knees)
Rip Van Winkle: It... it's him! Just like ze Major said!
Nazi Soldier: Fraulein Van Winkle, the song was nice, so you don't have to—
Rip Van Winkle: Prepare for combat! IT'S ALUCAAAAARRRD!
Seras Victoria: "Fuck you," that's 'ow. Zorin, was it? L-listen, Zorin. This whole fuckin' place... is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch 'ere! I am! (deranged laughing) And you know what we Brits always say: God. Save. The Queen. (begins to slaughter the vampire forces)
Zorin Blitz: (thinking) She's like a fuckin' blender, turning my men into paste! A German Bloody Mary! Vy didn't we know about zis? Vy didn't anyone do proper reconnaissance? (is given a Face Palm Of Doom) Aw, fick mich...
Kitten: What are rules, really, though?
Tzeentch: AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE!
Rouge: You shouldn't talk to your wife that way.
Eggman: I don't give a flyin' fuck! That bitch can fuck off, I divorced her ass three hours ago! I'm so sick, my body's doing things-that thing! And you over there?! Shut up! And you?! Take off my pants! You wanna see some... weird shit?!
Tails: Eggman, you need to calm down!
Eggman: I AM- I'MMMMM- I'M TIRED OF BEIN' CALM ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE! AND YOU! You. (gets progressively closer to the microphone) YOU. YOU. I'M SO SICK OF YOU.
Rouge: It looks like we won, everybody. We... broke him, finally.
Locus: Follow... protocol...
Tucker: Oh, dude? Are you speechless? That's a first!
Felix: You... YOU'RE DEAD!!
Counselor Aiden Price: (aiming a pistol at him) Surviving! To hell with this mission, and to hell with Chorus! Get-us-out of here!
(points a gun to Grif's head as he gets up.)
Grif: I'm, not going anywhere.
Temple: Have it your way.
(Temple holds the gun to Grif's head for a few seconds)
Dylan: What's the matter, Temple...? Afraid of blood...?
(Temple turns the gun at Dylan)
Temple: SHUT UP!
Sleet: Jacques, take your seat.
(beat, followed by Jacques trying to run for the exit as fast as he can, only to be stopped by Weiss's summoned Arma Gigas)
Weiss: Jacques Schnee, you're under arrest.
Tristan: I'm scared!
Yami: Great, look what you did! You scaaaared Tristan! Are you happy?
Melvin: YES!!! I'M VERY F*beep*KING HAPPY!!! I'M THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST KID IN THE WORLD!!! I FEEL LIKE I'M IN F*beep*KING LEGOLAND RIGHT NOW!!!! WHOOP-DE-F*beep*KING-DOO, I COULD JUST EXPLODE WITH HAPPINESS!!! THAT'S JUST HOW F*beep*KING HAPPY I AM!!!!
Yami: You don't look very happy...
Asami Sato: You don't feel love for Mom anymore. You're too filled with hatred.
Hiroshi Sato: You ungrateful, insolent child. I now see there is no chance to save you!
Blue Fangs: No.
Bishop: Well, get back out there! The Speakers have to die before the sun goes down!
Blue Fangs: The sun is already down. (reveals himself to the Bishop)
Bishop: You cannot enter the house of God.
Blue Fangs: God is not here. This is an empty box.
Bishop: God is in all His churches!
Blue Fangs: Your God's love is not unconditional. He does not love us. And He does not love you.
Bishop: I have done His bidding. My life's work is in His name!
Blue Fangs: Your life's work makes Him puke.
Bishop: I am the Bishop of Gresit!
Blue Fangs: Your God knows that we wouldn't be here without you. This is all your fault, isn't it?
Bishop: She was a witch!
Blue Fangs: Lies? In your house of God? No wonder He has abandoned you. But we love you.
Blue Fangs: We love you. We couldn't be here without you. (seizes the Bishop as he begins whimpering) Let me... kiss you. (bites down on the Bishop's face, killing him)
God: Give it up! You're too late.
The Devil: It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR! [turns back] It's never an even playing field! I always get the short end! Just for once I-
God: Go to hell.
[The Devil goes back to Hell]
Stanley: Oh, yeah. You're going down, Bill. You're getting erased. Memory Gun! Pretty clever, huh?
Bill Cipher: Y-YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR OWN MIND TOO?!
Stanley: Eh, it's not like I was using the space for much anyway.
Bill Cipher: LET ME OUT OF HERE! LET ME OUT... (Tries to use his powers, with no effect) WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
Stanley: Hey, look at me! TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME, YOU ONE-EYED DEMON! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!
Bill Cipher: You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything! Money! Fame! Riches! Infinite power! Your own galaxy! Please! NO! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! (starts suffering a Shapeshifter Swan Song) Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni I! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A! STANLEEEEEEEEEEEY! (Stan punches Bill and he is destroyed)
Harley Quinn: You always tried to make me think that, but it's not true! I have friends that love and care about me. I am moving on with my life with the people that matter! And that ain't. You! Puddin'! (to Poison Ivy) Drop 'im.
Poison Ivy: Love to.
The Joker: (begins crying) You don't want to do this! (is dropped into the normalizing acid bath) I've always supported strong female friendshaaahh!
Scar: No! NOOOO!
Ushari: What? Scar's plan failed?
Scar: The Roar is a curse, Kion! You'll see! SISI NI SAWA! (vanishes)
Ushari: Sssstop! You can't destroy him!
(Ushari furiously lunges at Kion, only to be knocked into the lava by Bunga)
...With all you people as role models, no wonder my son is... sensitive.
Rick: What the fuck, Morty?!
Morty: I told you I didn't want the damn selfie eight-hundred times! Look, whatever the hell is going on between you and the President, it's got nothing to do with me.
Rick: So where did you go?!
Morty: I can't tell you. Rick, did you tell my mom she might be a clone?
Rick: No! I told her she wasn't!
Morty: Well, isn't that what you'd tell a clone?
Rick: Oh, for Christ's sake...
Morty: Rick, my mom and dad are getting back together.
Rick: WHAT?! NO! SHE'S NOT A CLONE!
Morty: Well, she says it doesn't matter if she is or isn't because now she loves my dad, and she wanted me and Summer to come home, and we're hiding from you so you don't kill her if she's a clone in a place I picked that you will never find. So don't look for us.
[Morty hangs up. The President sucker-punches Rick]
The President: Come on, bitch!
Rick: Oh, you come on, bitch. I'm out. I'm done. I've gotta... I've gotta go.
Burns: You must have a few tricks up your sleeve. Smithers, boil some coffee, we're not licked yet.
Adviser: Yes we are. Come on boys, the old guy's finished. (they leave)
Burns: Wait, come back! You can't do this to me! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
Heidi: Yes, I am. It's over.
Cartman: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sweet-HEART! [He grabs the gun and points it at himself] STEP BACK! I'LL DO IT I SWEAR TO GOD!
Heidi: It's not gonna work this time, Eric.
Cartman: YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, I WILL KILL MYSELF! THE CHOICE IS YOURS, HEIDI! COME ON EVERYBODY! [singing] Eric, we don't want you to die!
Heidi: I'm sorry. You can be the victim. I can't. [she then walks away]
Cartman HEIDI! HEIDI, I'M GOING TO DO IT! HERE WE GO! HEIDI!! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!
Stan: We told you: we aren't working for another studio and there isn't a plan to sabotage your big night.
Kyle: We came on our own 'cause our friend's purity ring is killing him.
Mickey Mouse: You're lying! I'll cut you up, haha!
Joe Jonas: You see? We were right about the purity rings! A nice Christian symbol can't be used for profit gains.
Kevin Jonas: We've all angered God.
Mickey Mouse: You think God is in control here, haha?! I am in control! I've been in control since the '50s in case you haven't noticed, haha! You three faggots are going onstage, and [points at the boys] YOU three faggots aren't going to stop me! NOBODY IS RUINING THIS EVENT!! Haha. I've worked too long and too hard to have anybody fuck this up!
[Kyle notices he's next to the mic control desk and surreptitiously turns up the Mic 1 slider, causing Mickey's voice to be heard by the audience, who quiet down]
Mickey Mouse: Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Haha. Your music sucks and you know it! Haha. It's because you make little girls' 'ginies tickle! And when little girls' 'ginies tickle, I make money! Haha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Haha. And the purity rings make it okay to do whatever I want! Haha. Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters! I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, haha! And do you know why?!
[Cartman sees the curtain control button and presses it. The curtain rises revealing Mickey Mouse to the audience]
Mickey Mouse: Because Christians are retard-ed! Haha. [Mickey is facing the boys, so he doesn't notice anything happening behind him yet] They believe in a talking dead guy! Haha. [having heard his own echo, he blanches and turns around. He now sees the audience] Ohhh. Haha. Hello, folks!
Mickey Mouse: Now now, take it easy, haha. Here's the Jonas Brothers.
Joe Jonas: Come on guys.
Mickey Mouse: No! Stop! Bring them back here!
Roadie: It's over, Mr. Mouse. Everyone's tuning out.
Mickey Mouse: NO! NO, GODDAMNIT! NO!
[The crowd won't stop booing]
Mickey Mouse: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! AAAAAAGH!
[Mickey suddenly blows up to a height of some 40 feet and starts breathing fire on the audience.]
Governor Arihnda Pryce: I don't want to hear it! Just... stop them! Nothing gets through!
Alexsandr Kallus: Thrawn's not going to be happy with you making a mess of his fleet.
Governor Arihnda Pryce: Throw this traitor out the airlock.
Static: Oh, yeah? Well you're not the boss of me!
Madelyn: Am too!
Static: Am not!
Madelyn: Am too!
Static: Am not!
Madelyn: Rhaaaaaaaaaa! (to her mind slaves) Hold him! (grabs Static by the head) YOU! WILL DO! AS I! COMMAND!
Steven: I am a child... What's your excuse?
(Connie laughs as White blushes in embarrassment)
Wander: Well, that's silly. Everybody needs somebody... That's it! You need us! I have Sylvia, Lord Hater has Peepers and The Watchdogs, but you're all alone up here!
Lord Dominator: SHUT UP! I've got lots of friends! Uh, Bot 79, Bot 108, Bot 13- No, wait, I blew up Bot 13... SHUT UP! I'VE GOT LOTS OF FRIENDS!
Wander: You could destroy us when you first showed up! And when we put out that concert for you, and when you spend the whole night with Syl... but you didn't! Because you like hanging around us! Even if it is in a "I'm gonna kill you" way!
Lord Dominator: Stop it! Just stop talking!
Wander: That's why you're such a bully! You're lonely!
Lord Dominator: I'LL DESTROY YOU!