Quotes / Villain Love Song

Oh, and I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet...

— Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"

How she sings, sweet as day,
I could take her away,
A fairy voice carries,
I'd marry...
Canary
If only she could love me
If only she could love me
If only she could love me
Like I love...
VILLAINY!

— Music Meister, If Only from Mayhem of the Music Meister

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you
As the world falls down

— The Goblin King, As The World Falls Down from Labyrinth

Protect me, Maria!
Don't let this Siren cast her spell!
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!
DESTROY Esmeralda, and let her taste the fires of Hell -
Or else, let her be mine and mine alone!

— Frollo, "Hellfire", The Hunchback of Notre Dame

It's the age-old story, how an evil boy meets an evil girl.
We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world.
We both maniacally laugh, at all the same stuff.
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!

— Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his evil girlfriend, Phineas and Ferb, "Happy Evil Love Song"

You chucked me out like I was trash,
for that you should be dead.
But, but, but!
Then it hit me like a flash;
What if high school went away instead?
Those assholes are the key,
they're keeping you away from me.
They made you blind,
messed up your mind,
but I can set you free!

— J.D., Heathers, "Meant to be Yours"

So it’s clear
That our folks don’t get along
Now you fear
What we had is wrong
Sure, my dad wants to rule the world
But can you let that get between us girl?

— The Megas, Don't Mess with Magnetman

Peach... You're so cool...
And with my star, we're gonna rule
Peach... Understand...
I'm gonna love you to the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches-Peaches-Peaches
PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES-PEACHES-PEACHES!
I LOOOOVE YOUUUU, OOOHHH

— Bowser, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, "Peaches"

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