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Fry: (checking out the Smell-O-Scope) Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Farnsworth: Urectum.

"I'm trying to see if I can see Uranus from Mianus!"
Bam Margera in Mianus, CT, Jackass

"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" said Ron.
Most unfortunately, Professor Trelawney heard him, and it was this, perhaps, which made her give them so much homework at the end of the class.

"Uranus is very particular about the way you pronounce her name. She would like you to know that the proper, scientific pronunciation of her name is: YOOR-en-us. No other pronunciation is acceptable."

"Oh, come on! 'The Wrath Of Uranus'? Isn't anyone going to make a dirty joke here?"

"Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?!"'

(Player shoots a mineral scanner probe at the planet Uranus in the Sol system)
EDI: ...Really, Commander?
(Player shoots a second probe)
EDI: Probing Uranus...

"I've come face-to-face with hundreds of species throughout the galaxy: floating brains, radiant energy beings, psychotic teddy bears, gaseous lifeforms from Uranus..."
Captain Proton, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

"This weekend in Sydney you may get it up as there are clear unobstructed views of Uranus"

Buford: Oo-ran-ohs, check!
Baljeet: Buford, that is not how it is pronounced!
Buford: It is on this channel!

"You're in for a tough one today, Aries, as the universe is about to make you have an unsettling encounter with Uranus. Ew, get your mind out of the gutter. 'Ur anus' the butthole, not the planet. As if! I'd never let you encounter that dumpster fire of a planet! Preparation H will be key this week."
Jack Douglass, Erin is the Funny One, "A Girlboss Christmas"

"If you call me small, I'll prove you wrong. I'll smash Uranus."

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