PRAISE THE EGG. LORD HELIX IS IN THE EGG
GUYS WE NEED TO MILK WHITNEY
GUYS WE NEED TO MILK WADE/KURT/ROCKET GRUNT/BURGER KING/SILVER and many other variants.
We need to call Joey!
CALL JOEY WE NEED HIS GUIDANCE!!!!!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CALL JOEY AND TALK DIRTY TO HIM! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
"Hey, this is Joey, got a minute?"
Guys we need to get through Johto so we CAN BEAT MISTY!!!
FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME WE DON'T HAVE ANY POKEBALLS
No Gods, No Kings, Only 'Mon.
Someone create an overly complicated image with large block letters and appropriate map, I think we have ourselves a plan.
The current game isn't about some Chosen one, accompanied by gods and kings...but a band of misfits, forever living in the shadow of that hero, thrust into a role they did not ask for only to be blamed for not becoming what they never wanted to be.
PKMN Trainer RED was defeated!