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Kondou: I never imagined that the enemy captain is an old man. But we won't go easy on you. Let's settle this!
Binbokusai: What are you blabbering about? You don't stand a chance against me. I guarantee it.
Gintoki: Right back at you, old man. Don't you see? You're already trapped like a rat.
Tojou: No need to rush. We'll slaughter you later. But first thing first...
Everyone: Someone, please bring us toilet paper!
Binbokusai: What are you blabbering about? You don't stand a chance against me. I guarantee it.
Gintoki: Right back at you, old man. Don't you see? You're already trapped like a rat.
Tojou: No need to rush. We'll slaughter you later. But first thing first...
Everyone: Someone, please bring us toilet paper!
— Gintama
"You have misused your power. I am here to return you to the cosmos."
— Trelaina speaking to Prince Zordar, Star Blazers
"Are you guys talking to me? I mean you see me? I can talk trash to people and even touch them. To be alive is a wonderful thing!"
— Yusuke Urameshi, YuYu Hakusho
Comic Books
"Hulk is strongest one there is!"
— The Hulk, The Incredible Hulk
"I cannot fault you for trying to stop me, Superman! It is what I would do were the situation reversed! But you cannot stop me! I am more powerful... faster... and far more experienced!"
Superman: Captain Marvel! This time I won't give you the chance to harm innocent bystanders! This time you're fighting me alone— and I'm going to smash you like the insect you are!
Captain Marvel: Superman! You wanted a fight, mister— and now you've got it! But if there's any smashing to be done, I'm the guy who'll do it— starting right now!
Captain Marvel: Superman! You wanted a fight, mister— and now you've got it! But if there's any smashing to be done, I'm the guy who'll do it— starting right now!
Comic Strips
I'm terribly strong, you know.
— Bananaman, Bananaman
Fan Works
Satan Girl: It'll blow us both to bits if we touch any substance there without force-shields or matter-conversion. I can just wait you out. You'll come back, or you'll be atomized. Either way, I win.
Supergirl: Oh, will you? I thought for certain that you wanted to tear me apart with your own hands. Except it hasn't been that easy, has it? Maybe you're just not up to it, after all... since you're just a pretty pathetic copy of me.
Satan Girl: YOU...
Supergirl: Oh, will you? I thought for certain that you wanted to tear me apart with your own hands. Except it hasn't been that easy, has it? Maybe you're just not up to it, after all... since you're just a pretty pathetic copy of me.
Satan Girl: YOU...
Mary Marvel: "Two superwomen. Fine. I've hardly ever encountered girls I can duke it out with. What'll it be, honeys, two out of three falls?"
Black Beauty: "Don't be so smartmouthed before the fight, honey. Save it till after... if you're alive!"
Illyria: "And after the first fall, weakling girl, there will be no need for another."
Black Beauty: "Don't be so smartmouthed before the fight, honey. Save it till after... if you're alive!"
Illyria: "And after the first fall, weakling girl, there will be no need for another."
Jasmine: I'm gonna knock you outta your panties, babe.
Kara: Glad somebody reminded you to wear yours.
Kara: Glad somebody reminded you to wear yours.
Ramses: You guys had better hurry up. Ten minutes are left in class, and you still need to shower and change.
Rosalind: We'll finish this in 2 minutes. Not a second over.
(Later, after Claude is eliminated)
Claude: It appears you didn't finish this in two minutes, Miss Waldo.
Rosalind: We'll finish this in 2 minutes. Not a second over.
(Later, after Claude is eliminated)
Claude: It appears you didn't finish this in two minutes, Miss Waldo.
Hal Jordan: "Come on, Gardner, if you think you can do it."
John Stewart: "Back off, Hal. Mr. Moe Howard Haircut 'n' me started this fight. And we're gonna be the ones to finish it."
Guy Gardner: "Wrong, boy. I'm gonna be the one to finish it."
John Stewart: "Back off, Hal. Mr. Moe Howard Haircut 'n' me started this fight. And we're gonna be the ones to finish it."
Guy Gardner: "Wrong, boy. I'm gonna be the one to finish it."
Film — Live-Action
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know that's just, like, your opinion, man.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Scarecrow: Come along Dorothy, we don't want any of those apples.
Apple Tree: Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
Scarecrow: [tauntingly] Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
Apple Tree: Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
Scarecrow: [tauntingly] Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
Live-Action TV
"You bowl like your momma. Unless of course she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her."
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Tabletop Games
"Face me if you dare, stunted whelp, or do you lack even an Elven maid's courage? I thought the Sons of Grungni were great warriors, but perhaps you are no true Dwarf. Indeed, maybe you are instead some breed of bearded goblin, though in truth, I have seen a finer beard on a Troll's back-side."
— Wulfrik the Wanderer to the Dwarf king Thurbad Stonebeard, Warhammer Fantasy
Video Games
"You're a third-rate Duelist with a fourth-rate Deck!"
— Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links
Webcomics
"You dare attack me?! I'll shred the spacetime in which you float! I'll unravel the matter and the naught and the very all of you!!!"
— Gosh the Butterfly of Iron, The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob!
"Wow, it's almost like I'm a seasoned warrior and you two are glorified pickpockets! Imagine that!"
— Belkar Bitterleaf humiliating the elite of the Thieves' Guild
, The Order of the Stick
, The Order of the Stick Web Video
Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho, this is precious! You expect to beat me with this automaton o' fun?
19: Registering Insult. [beep beep beep] Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, scathing.
19: Registering Insult. [beep beep beep] Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, scathing.
"More! You cannot stop the oncoming storm! So many lines! It's like Studio 54 there's so many lines going on! You see that? Bam! Right there! Pieces locked in perfectly! I am perfect and flawless like an AI! Look at that! Logically-placed! Thinking of the future! A solid strategy! I'm talking shit with Tetris! You got nothing! Man, I'll play this in a park and I'll take your money! What's this? Uh! Drop a line! I don't even need to see where it goes! I know! I just know where it'll fall! BAM! Trash talking' chess! You got nothing! What, what? This is MY house! MY immaculately-constructed house! Blocks are going everywhere, lookithat, drop right down! I’m keepin' even lines, no holes! No holes, unlike Your Mom! BURN! Lookithat drop, oh, oh, oh, oh, BAM! You gonna let me talk to you like that? Yeah you are, because you’re my BITCH! My Tetris bitch!"
— pipes!, Freelance Astronaut, during Tetris multiplayer
Melone: You can't defeat my stand, Babyface
Bruno: More like Gaybyface
Melone: You have defeated me.
Bruno: More like Gaybyface
Melone: You have defeated me.
Western Animation
Huey: I was born ready!
Violet: If you are as prepared as a helpless baby, then I will beat you easily! Apologies, Lena told me that friendly smack talk is expected in competitions such as these.
Lena: Call him a clown!
Violet: Clown!
Violet: If you are as prepared as a helpless baby, then I will beat you easily! Apologies, Lena told me that friendly smack talk is expected in competitions such as these.
Lena: Call him a clown!
Violet: Clown!
Rex: Your costumes are atrocious.
Rex III: Your so-called pig looks malnourished. What do you feed the little runt?
Gerald: You walk like you've got an umbrella in your pants!
Phil: You couldn't catch this pig if your life depended on it, you broken-down old fossil!
Rex III: Your so-called pig looks malnourished. What do you feed the little runt?
Gerald: You walk like you've got an umbrella in your pants!
Phil: You couldn't catch this pig if your life depended on it, you broken-down old fossil!
— Hey Arnold!, "The Pig War"
Real Life — Sports
"Hey, Viv, it's red, round, and weighs about six ounces."
— Cricketer Greg Thomas to Viv Richards on his miss-swings
"You know what it looks like, man, now go fetch it."
— Cricketer Viv Richards to Greg Thomas after hitting the next delivery out of the ground
Miscellaneous
"I haven't had a fight this easy since Grandma rescued that feral kitten. Don't feel bad though, Fluffyluffykins was pretty tough for a four-week-old."
"Hm, you guys would make good practice for my little sister. Actually... nah. Five-year-olds tend to get bored quickly when there's no challenge for 'em, you know?"
"Hm?... Oh sorry, must've dozed off. Your fighting style will do that to a girl, y'know?"
"Hm, you guys would make good practice for my little sister. Actually... nah. Five-year-olds tend to get bored quickly when there's no challenge for 'em, you know?"
"Hm?... Oh sorry, must've dozed off. Your fighting style will do that to a girl, y'know?"
— Player character, Dead Metal
