"Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty!
Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night!"
: I don't know where that Skunk Ape sleeps, but I do know that he had impure relations with my wife. Wife
: That is true, he committed lewd acts upon me and my person!
: I heard that the monster is soooo big! Chauncey
: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME! Bruce
: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes!
"I slowly learned that the thing that raped my mother and fathered me was no living feeling man, but a malignant force of cancer that refused to be destroyed." Spiro
: Fantastic idea for a movie! Martians diddling the women of the universe. Stanley Putterman
: Yeah, yeah, yeah... you got it, Spiro. Intergalactic swingers.
"I've lived for almost ten thousand years. Believe me, you have no idea what that means: Boredom. Everlasting and hideous boredom. A never ending search for ways to pass the time... and mating with a human female is one of the few I enjoy."