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The Doctor: Yes.
The Doctor: Killing, torturing, inflicting pain.
The Doctor: I imagine you would.
The Doctor: [quietly] Oh, I am. I am.

    Comic Books 

Well, this is gonna hurt.
Wormwood, stuck on the wrong side of yet another historical battle, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse: It Only Hurts When I Pee


    Fan Works 

Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster.

Near: Are we sure we want to do this?
Mello: It's not like you to have doubts.
Near: I don't usually face such definite trouble.
Matt: That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen. We still in agreement over who to confess to?
Mello: Light?
Near: Light.

Rikku: Sigh...There's going to be a helluva lot of friction between us, isn't there?
Mordred: Hell yes there is! And I ain't gonna apologize!

Avenger: We shall start bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you.
Ben: Yes, Ma'am.
Kevin's voice (in Ben's head): You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson.

Alucard... go play...
Tristan Winter, The Jaded Eyes Series

Link: Any last words?
Mario: ...we just might actually be screwed.
Paper Mario X 2, Chapter 76note 

Well, nuts.
Clint, reacting to the newly-akumatized Tony Stark, What the Cat Dragged In

And as the temple walls faded away to be replaced by a vast volcanic plain, nothing but blackened stone beneath a smoke-shrouded red sky, Tapu Koko could only stare uncomprehending at the Huntress.
The energies of the Semblance-enhanced Zenith Move had apparently revitalized her, as she was standing proud and tall within a pillar of raging golden flame. Scarlet bonfires danced on each upturned palm, sparks billowed from her grinning mouth in time with her breath, and her eyes glowed as brightly as the Firium.
Tapu Koko, God of Conflict took in the sight of a human preparing to use a Z-move
personally, and came to an inescapable conclusion.
"...Oh, wow, this is gonna suck!"

    Film - Animated 

"No trouble," he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one!
Roquefort the Mouse, after being sent out to get help from a gang of alley cats, The Aristocats

Methinks we be boned.
Bender, Futurama: Bender's Game

    Film - Live-Action 

Viggo: I heard you struck my son.
Aurelio: Yes sir, I did.
Viggo: And may I ask why?
Aurelio: Yeah, well, 'cause he stole John Wick's car, sir, and, ah... killed his dog.
Viggo: (lengthy pause as he processes that) ...oh.

Wash: Well, if [Kaylee] can't get me some extra flow from the engines to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting."
Wash: (completely deadpan) "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"?
Mal: (over the intercom, also completely deadpan) This is the captain. We're having a little trouble with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode.

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.
Adm. Joshua Painter, The Hunt for Red October

Never guessed this is how I was gonna die.
Joe/"Not Sure", awaiting execution via demolition derby, Idiocracy

That is definitely...bigger than the last one.
David Levinson, Independence Day: Resurgence

They have a cave troll...

Ouch time.
Captain Tarpals, The Phantom Menace

I have a bad feeling about this.
Or variations thereof, uttered Once an Episode, Star Wars

BB-8: (beeps the above)
Poe: Happy beeps here, buddy. Come on, we've pulled crazier stunts than this.
Leia: Just for the record, Commander Dameron, I'm with the droid on this one.

Worf: The Borg have cut power to all decks except sixteen.
Picard: The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen.

Oh fuck me.
Prince Thadeous waiting to be hanged, Your Highness

Oh, shit.
Batman, realising he's about to be blasted by Doomsday's Eye Beams, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Yondu: It ain’t healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than fifty jumps at a time!
Rocket: I know that!
Yondu: We’re about to do seven-hundred!

Oh man, he's in deep shit!
Timmy, The Sandlot, about Squints and his kiss on Wendy Peffercorn

"Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack."
Agent Flynn, Snakes on a Plane

Asgardian Guard: Heimdall demands your presence!
Volstagg: We're doomed.


Someone call the Chee and tell them they're doomed. Their only hope is a collection of idiot kids, standing around in the woods debating cable channels.
Rachel, Animorphs #27: The Exposed

Well, I'd say we're fucked harder than an East End whore.
Lorimer, on finding his team cornered in spotlights, Bitter Seeds

    Live-Action TV 

Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck.
Bam Margera, Jackass

Hey, what a coincidence; there are two guys named Bill Rebane! Y'know, cause you see, with the...and the - the guy that...this is gonna suck.

Mack: ...did two fire dudes just drop into a warehouse full of fireworks?
Coulson: You had to see that coming.

Counselor Deanna Troi, personal log: stardate mother is on board.

Right then! This isn't going to be big on dignity!
The Eleventh Doctor, about to be puked out by a Space Whale, "The Beast Below"

Someone pinch me. Nope. I'm awake, but I'm still having a nightmare.
Alton Brown, about to judge the Worst Cooks in America


    Multiple Media 

We are so gonna feel this...
Onewa right before getting hurled through a wall, BIONICLE


Listen up, listen up
There's a devil in the church
Got a bullet in the chamber and
This is gonna hurt
Sixx:A.M., "This is Gonna Hurt"

I find beauty in things that most people don't find beautiful. Are you with me now? Are you ready to expose the raw nerve endings? It's okay to be scared.
Nikki Sixx, "This is Gonna Hurt Documentaries" and "Are You With Me Now?" music video

Hamilton: Lee, do you yield?
Burr: You shot him in the side! Yes, he yields!
Laurens: I'm satisfied.
Burr: Yo, we gotta clear the field!
Hamilton: Go! We won.
Burr: This should be fun...
Hamilton, "Meet Me Inside"

    Video Games 

He is here.
Satan, DOOM (2016), when the Doom Slayer arrives in Hell

"Boss ahead."
"Imminent death."
"Try tears."
— Player messages seen in Dark Souls

Wait, wait, wait! — I know this guy! ...yeah, we are screwed.
The Terror Mask, Splatterhouse

Remilia: Looks like it's going to be a fun night.
Reimu: Looks like it's going to be a long night.

You feel like you're going to have a bad time.

If you're saying what I think you're saying, then we could have a very big problem. Lots of very big problems.
Tibarn, upon hearing that Ashera may have recruited the dragons of Goldoa, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

Android soldier prototype: Target identified as Robert Knox.
Robert Knox:, shit.

"Looks like from here on out is some man-made sea... this is gonna suck."
Jason Frudnick, Blaster Master Zero, on entering Area 5

Orie: You're... Ragna the Bloodedge, aren't you?
"Let's-a go..."
Luigi, anytime he enters a match from Super Smash Bros. Brawl onwards.

"Ah shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Rollin' Heights Balla Country. I ain't represented Grove Street in five years, but the Ballas won't give a shit."
Carl "CJ" Johnson, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

(The wild/opposing) (Pokémon name) shuddered!
— Any time a Pokémon with the Anticipation ability is sent out and senses its opponent's super-effective/one-hit KO moves in the Pokémon franchise

"Ah, I have a bad premonition for some reason... Oh, Crap! Artemis is pissed! It's like she found something out! Cancel the Noble Phantasm! Cancel it! GYAAAAA!!! STOP CHOKING MEEEE!!!"
Orion, Fate/Grand Order

"Oh, fuck me..."
Luka, Bayonetta, upon seeing several missiles heading his way.

"I don't have the slightest idea what's going on, but I know it doesn't bode well."
Yuri, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Cindered Shadows as he sees a Humongous Mecha ahead.

"Um, so I've never really told you guys this... But the moment Haru's hands touch the wheel..."
Makoto Niijima, Persona 5 Strikers


This has bad day written all over it.
Doctor X discovers the intruder in his lair is Superman, Casey and Andy

Zeetha: As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."
Agatha: What does that mean?
Zeetha: Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (whacks Agatha over the head with her stick) Mostly, like "Grindstone and Knife."
Agatha: NOT GOOD.

There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there?
Vanamonde von Mekkahn, Girl Genius


    Web Original 

"This is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

"...I think I went a little too far this time.'"

So, there I was, watching Leonard Part 6 for the very first time. I was only a scant minute into the film, and it was already as horrible as everything I had ever heard. I had no clue what was going on, what I was looking at, or why I was looking at it, and it only got worse from there.
Dr. Winston O'Boogie upon seeing Leonard Part 6 open with scenes from later in the movie shown out of context, recapping the film for The Agony Booth

My. God. I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, because I'm stingy, but it's going to hurt.''

I have been to the Xibalba and back.

Well...That wraps up this prediction blog; now if you'll excuse us, we've got an apocalypse to prepare for. Please keep all comments/arguments respectful.
— The end of "Death Battle Predictions: Goku vs. Superman", which unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the Curb Stomp Cushion at the very best

So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign behind you: "No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes" ...oh boy, we're in trouble.
The Nostalgia Critic reviewing Bébé's Kids the Video Game

Fluttershy: Hey hey hey... What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?! (revs up a chainsaw)
Spike: Well, we're fucked.

Saga: What does it changes? You're just one of the Knights of the Zodiacs. You'll never defeat an anime Big Bad like me.
Saori: That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named... Saint Seiya!
Saga: Saint Seiya? But then that means he's ... The Hero?
Ikki: Okay! Music please. (cue "Pegasus Fantasy" playing in the background)
Saga: I ain't gonna lie, I'm way less arrogant now!

Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. And then the guilt of killing the hooker. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, followed by another hooker...

Pat: Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.
Matt: This is gonna be fun, right?
Pat: Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you' idiot.

"It feels like you're going to have a bad time?!" NO SHIT I'M HAVING A BAD TIME!
Joel, playing Undertale No Mercy (see above)

"I'm just prepared to get real sad by the end of this..."
Tear of Grace preparing to fight the Dice King in Cuphead.

So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. Then I paused to have a little drinky...
Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw describes his first attempt at DayZ, Zero Punctuation

Alphys: I make robots.
Mettaton: Hi, I'm the robot! I'm gonna ask you some questions, and you don't answer them correctly, you'll die!
Frisk: That went from a 2 to a 10 really quickly...

"Oh boy, this is gonna be just dandy. No matter what I say in any angle in this section someone is going to disagree and throw sharp objects at me. But, this is my job... This is the life I chose... Come on Barby, you can do this! Hey, uh... We haven't made a Bob Saget joke in a while. Duh! I'm Bob Saget! I wear dad pants and I once sat on a pizza!"
Paul Barbato in the Macedonia episode, Geography Now

"This...can't be good, can it?"
Bennett the Sage, preparing to review Very Private Lesson

Broly: Princess Tru~nks.
Trunks: Please no.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged, MOVIE: BROLY

Cell: Gaah! What are you made of, pure metal?!
Android 16: Affirmative. I am Android 16.
Cell: Oh... errors have been made.

"I can't imagine (this game) being that bad. It's Xbox 360. It's only slightly over ten years oldnote . I mean, how bad could this po— It's gonna fuckin' suck, isn't it?"

    Western Animation 

This won't end well.note 

This is gonna cost me...
Homer Simpson sets off a Butterfly of Doom chain reaction, The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V, "Time and Punishment"

I sense the pivotal moment of failure approaches.
The Brain, Animaniacs, "Hercules Unwound"

Gumball: If you want me to teach you how to be direct, I can. But you have to promise to do exactly as I say, no questions asked.
Darwin: (gets on his knees, face aglow, dramatic music plays) I promise.
Gumball: I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.
Darwin: (maintaining his cheerful demeanor) I shouldn't have promised.

Yikes! And away! ...I have a feeling this is going to end very badly.
Duck Dodgers (Daffy Duck) as Lord Error-Prone, Duck Dodgers, "MMORPD"

Well, we're boned.
Bender, Futurama

Kirk: All right, men, this is a dangerous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Ensign Ricky.
Ensign Ricky: Aww, crap.

Mojo accepts this fate...

Spongebob: (to Squidward) You're not still mad, are you?
(Squidward opens the jar with the live jellyfish in Spongebob and Patrick's direction)
Patrick: (quickly) Yup he's still mad.
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Jellyfishing"

"This never ends well..."
Mr. Herriman when Madame Foster dresses up as "Battie Madame" to go rescue Mac's friends from the retirement home, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, "Something Old, Something Bloo"

    Real Life 

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
Winston Churchill upon taking office in 1940

I'm gonna fly with you, and we're gonna shoot SAM site before it shoots us? You gotta be shittin' me!
Jack Donovan, EWO, when told of the first Wild Weasel task.


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