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The Child: YOU SAY I HAVE BEEN CONSTRUCTED?
The Doctor: Yes.
The Child: AS A KILLING MACHINE?
The Doctor: Killing, torturing, inflicting pain.
The Child: DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE GOOD AT IT, DOCTOR?
The Doctor: I imagine you would.
The Child: THEN YOU SHOULD BE VERY FRIGHTENED OF ME.
The Doctor: [quietly] Oh, I am. I am.
The Doctor: Yes.
The Child: AS A KILLING MACHINE?
The Doctor: Killing, torturing, inflicting pain.
The Child: DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE GOOD AT IT, DOCTOR?
The Doctor: I imagine you would.
The Child: THEN YOU SHOULD BE VERY FRIGHTENED OF ME.
The Doctor: [quietly] Oh, I am. I am.
Comic Books
"Well, this is gonna hurt."
— Wormwood, stuck on the wrong side of yet another historical battle, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse: It Only Hurts When I Pee
Jiln-Ka: You need not explain that to me, Kara Zor-El.
Supergirl: ...How do you know my name, Captain Jiln-Ka?
Jiln-Ka: "Captain" was only a lure. It's "doctor".
Supergirl: ...No.
Xa-Du: Dr. Xa-Du. And I know the House of El. I said I'd take you to Aethyropolis. I will. I have use for your meats.
Supergirl: ...How do you know my name, Captain Jiln-Ka?
Jiln-Ka: "Captain" was only a lure. It's "doctor".
Supergirl: ...No.
Xa-Du: Dr. Xa-Du. And I know the House of El. I said I'd take you to Aethyropolis. I will. I have use for your meats.
Supergirl: "Wait! I hear them. Rao. They know we're here."
Gangbuster: "Okay. Here we go. You ready to get the crap kicked out of you in order to save the world?"
Supergirl: (smiling) "Always."
Gangbuster: "Okay. Here we go. You ready to get the crap kicked out of you in order to save the world?"
Supergirl: (smiling) "Always."
Supergirl: "Uh, guys? I think I made her mad! Any ideas here? Guys? Can you hear—?"
Rampage: "Rampage Hurt!"
Supergirl: "—Uh-Oh."
Rampage: "Rampage Hurt!"
Supergirl: "—Uh-Oh."
Fan Works
"Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster."
— Hobbes, Calvin & Hobbes: The Series, "Lenny's Diary"
Near: Are we sure we want to do this?
Mello: It's not like you to have doubts.
Near: I don't usually face such definite trouble.
Matt: That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen. We still in agreement over who to confess to?
Mello: Light?
Near: Light.
Mello: It's not like you to have doubts.
Near: I don't usually face such definite trouble.
Matt: That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen. We still in agreement over who to confess to?
Mello: Light?
Near: Light.
Rikku: Sigh...There's going to be a helluva lot of friction between us, isn't there?
Mordred: Hell yes there is! And I ain't gonna apologize!
Mordred: Hell yes there is! And I ain't gonna apologize!
Avenger: We shall start bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you.
Ben: Yes, Ma'am.
Kevin's voice (in Ben's head): You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson.
Ben: Yes, Ma'am.
Kevin's voice (in Ben's head): You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson.
Alucard... go play...
—Tristan Winter, The Jaded Eyes Series
Well, nuts.
—Clint, reacting to the newly-akumatized Tony Stark, What the Cat Dragged In
Tapu Koko, God of Conflict took in the sight of a human preparing to use a Z-move personally, and came to an inescapable conclusion.
"...Oh, wow, this is gonna suck!"
"...Oh, wow, this is gonna suck!"
Vivi: I-I-I don't understand! Those gestures were kind and peaceful and-and-and they should have never, never—ah.
Cross: "Ah"? What "ah"? What the hell is "ah"?
Cross: "Ah"? What "ah"? What the hell is "ah"?
Shiki: "Hey, Leader. There are two Israfel halves right?"
Leader: "Right."
Shiki: "Meaning the core would be split in two, right?"
Leader: "Also correct."
Shiki: "Then what does that one having a core with five sections mean?"
Leader: "….Scheiße."
Shiki: "Leader, what does it mean?"
Leader: "It means-" (Unit-02 charges the Angel and cuts it in half) "-hold onto something because this is gonna be a bumpy ride."
Leader: "Right."
Shiki: "Meaning the core would be split in two, right?"
Leader: "Also correct."
Shiki: "Then what does that one having a core with five sections mean?"
Leader: "….Scheiße."
Shiki: "Leader, what does it mean?"
Leader: "It means-" (Unit-02 charges the Angel and cuts it in half) "-hold onto something because this is gonna be a bumpy ride."
Film - Animated
"No trouble," he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one!
— Roquefort the Mouse, after being sent out to get help from a gang of alley cats, The Aristocats
Mr. Pickles: [Mr. Snatcher's] got the cheese fits again.
Mr. Trout: [shudders] Ohhh... [Whispers to Mr. Gristle] Quickly and quietly get the leeches.
Mr. Trout: [shudders] Ohhh... [Whispers to Mr. Gristle] Quickly and quietly get the leeches.
Aww, man!
— Duke the Crow, after Fritz accidentally pisses the crow bartender off by calling him "boy", Fritz the Cat
Methinks we be boned.
— Bender, Futurama: Bender's Game
Film - Live-Action
Oh, shit.
— Batman, realising he's about to be blasted by Doomsday's Eye Beams, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
This biggest swing in jungle history. Will hurt very much. George have to do it.
— George, George of the Jungle
Yondu: It ain’t healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than fifty jumps at a time!
Rocket: I know that!
Yondu: We’re about to do seven-hundred!
Rocket: I know that!
Yondu: We’re about to do seven-hundred!
Hellboy: Oh, this is gonna hurt. [pulls out the safety pin on a grenade-belt before both he and the belt are swallowed whole by the Behemoth]
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.
— Adm. Joshua Painter, The Hunt for Red October
Never guessed this is how I was gonna die.
— Joe/"Not Sure", awaiting execution via demolition derby, Idiocracy
That is definitely...bigger than the last one.
— David Levinson, Independence Day: Resurgence
Eddie: Oh, we're not gonna like this, are we?
Ben: (sigh)...fuck.
Ben: (sigh)...fuck.
Viggo: I heard you struck my son.
Aurelio: Yes sir, I did.
Viggo: And may I ask why?
Aurelio: Yeah, well, 'cause he stole John Wick's car, sir, and, ah... killed his dog.
Viggo: (lengthy pause as he processes that) ...oh.
Aurelio: Yes sir, I did.
Viggo: And may I ask why?
Aurelio: Yeah, well, 'cause he stole John Wick's car, sir, and, ah... killed his dog.
Viggo: (lengthy pause as he processes that) ...oh.
They have a cave troll...
No matter what happens, keep going.
— Ernest Smuntz, Mousehunt, shortly before all hell breaks loose
Ouch time.
— Captain Tarpals, The Phantom Menace
Oh man, he's in deep shit!
—Timmy, The Sandlot, about Squints and his kiss on Wendy Peffercorn
Wash: Well, if [Kaylee] can't get me some extra flow from the engines to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting."
Wash: (completely deadpan) "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"?
Mal: (over the intercom, also completely deadpan) This is the captain. We're having a little trouble with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode.
Mal: Define "interesting."
Wash: (completely deadpan) "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"?
Mal: (over the intercom, also completely deadpan) This is the captain. We're having a little trouble with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode.
"As I feared, injury makes defense untenable. Prognosis: increasingly negative."
—Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Worf: The Borg have cut power to all decks except sixteen.
Picard: The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen.
Picard: The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen.
I have a bad feeling about this.
— Or variations thereof, uttered Once an Episode, Star Wars
BB-8: (beeps the above)
Poe: Happy beeps here, buddy. Come on, we've pulled crazier stunts than this.
Leia: Just for the record, Commander Dameron, I'm with the droid on this one.
Poe: Happy beeps here, buddy. Come on, we've pulled crazier stunts than this.
Leia: Just for the record, Commander Dameron, I'm with the droid on this one.
Asgardian Guard: Heimdall demands your presence!
Volstagg: We're doomed.
Volstagg: We're doomed.
—Thor
Oh fuck me.
— Prince Thadeous waiting to be hanged, Your Highness
Hey, Tim? I don't float.
— Pikachu when facing an angry Gyarados, Pokémon Detective Pikachu
Venom: Time to die!
Venom: (sees Carnage) OH, SHIT! (retreats back into Eddie)
Eddie: Uh...where are you going?
Venom: That is a RED ONE!
Eddie: Uh...where are you going?
Venom: That is a RED ONE!
Roger Murtaugh: Son of a bitch is gonna be a handful. Since I met you, I've done some hairy shit, but this is not gonna happen. I'm gonna be a grandfather, you and Lorna are gonna have a baby. He ain't worth dying for, Riggs. He ain't worth it.
Martin Riggs: Yeah, you're right. Hey, if he gets away, we can track him down later on with a, well, you know, a howitzer or something. Your son-in-law's in there bleeding, we should get him and get the hell outta here, it's raining, and, I'm too old for this shit, too.
Roger Murtaugh: Guy's too damn good.
Martin Riggs: Well, yeah, he's damn good, I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun, how the hell did he do that? I mean, he took my gun apart with one deft move, how did he do that? Huh? How?
Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. Okay. Let's go ask him.
Martin Riggs: Yeah, you're right. Hey, if he gets away, we can track him down later on with a, well, you know, a howitzer or something. Your son-in-law's in there bleeding, we should get him and get the hell outta here, it's raining, and, I'm too old for this shit, too.
Roger Murtaugh: Guy's too damn good.
Martin Riggs: Well, yeah, he's damn good, I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun, how the hell did he do that? I mean, he took my gun apart with one deft move, how did he do that? Huh? How?
Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. Okay. Let's go ask him.
"I am in the air. This is not good."
— Ricky Bobby going airborne in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Literature
Someone call the Chee and tell them they're doomed. Their only hope is a collection of idiot kids, standing around in the woods debating cable channels.
—Rachel, Animorphs #27: The Exposed
Well, I'd say we're fucked harder than an East End whore.
—Lorimer, on finding his team cornered in spotlights, Bitter Seeds
It was a bad idea. But I had a bad feeling we were going to need it.
— Murderbot, Network Effect
Three: The assassin, or assassins, may be a product of the research program at Arzamas-16. Conjecture: They're field-testing the first batch of new troops. This would follow the procedures established by von Westarp. Four: Cherkashin's network, Lincolnshire Poacher, is running the assassin. But it has changed its procedures and fallen silent. We've lost track of it.
Conjecture: We are buggered.
Live-Action TV
Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck.
— Bam Margera, Jackass
Hey, what a coincidence; there are two guys named Bill Rebane! Y'know, cause you see, with the...and the - the guy that...this is gonna suck.
— Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000 - "Episode 421 - Monster-A-Go-Go"
Mack: ...did two fire dudes just drop into a warehouse full of fireworks?
Coulson: You had to see that coming.
Coulson: You had to see that coming.
Counselor Deanna Troi, personal log: stardate 44805.3...my mother is on board.
Right then! This isn't going to be big on dignity!
— The Eleventh Doctor, about to be puked out by a Space Whale, "The Beast Below"
Someone pinch me. Nope. I'm awake, but I'm still having a nightmare.
Alton Brown, about to judge the Worst Cooks in America
Sylvie: Do we trust each other?
Loki L1130: We do and you can.
Sylvia: Good. Because this is gonna suck.
Loki L1130: We do and you can.
Sylvia: Good. Because this is gonna suck.
— Loki (2021), "Lamentis"
Alligator Loki: (growls)
Loki L1130: See, he's on board.
Classic Loki: He's praying. He thinks we're going to die.
Loki L1130: See, he's on board.
Classic Loki: He's praying. He thinks we're going to die.
— Loki (2021), "Journey Into Mystery"
Multiple Media
We are so gonna feel this...
— Onewa right before getting hurled through a wall, BIONICLE
Music
Listen up, listen up
There's a devil in the church
Got a bullet in the chamber and
This is gonna hurt
There's a devil in the church
Got a bullet in the chamber and
This is gonna hurt
— Sixx:A.M., "This is Gonna Hurt"
I find beauty in things that most people don't find beautiful. Are you with me now? Are you ready to expose the raw nerve endings? It's okay to be scared.
— Nikki Sixx, "This is Gonna Hurt Documentaries" and "Are You With Me Now?" music video
Theater
Hamilton: Lee, do you yield?
Burr: You shot him in the side! Yes, he yields!
Laurens: I'm satisfied.
Burr: Yo, we gotta clear the field!
Hamilton: Go! We won.
Ensemble: Here comes the general!
Burr: This should be fun...
—Hamilton, "Meet Me Inside"
Video Games
Wait, wait, wait! — I know this guy! ...yeah, we are screwed.
— The Terror Mask, Splatterhouse
"You feel vibrations from deep below..."
"You feel the air growing colder around you..."
"This is going to be a terrible night..."
"Impending doom approaches..."
"You feel the air growing colder around you..."
"This is going to be a terrible night..."
"Impending doom approaches..."
— Boss warning messages in Terraria
You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
"You are fucked!"
— Scarface: The World Is Yours, if you get a full Wanted Meter
If you're saying what I think you're saying, then we could have a very big problem. Lots of very big problems.
— Tibarn, upon hearing that Ashera may have recruited the dragons of Goldoa, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
"Looks like from here on out is some man-made sea... this is gonna suck."
—Jason Frudnick, Blaster Master Zero, on entering Area 5
Orie: You're... Ragna the Bloodedge, aren't you?
"Let's-a go..."
— Luigi, anytime he enters a match from Super Smash Bros. Brawl onwards.
"Ah shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Rollin' Heights Balla Country. I ain't represented Grove Street in five years, but the Ballas won't give a shit."
— Carl "CJ" Johnson, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
(The wild/opposing) (Pokémon name) shuddered!
— Any time a Pokémon with the Anticipation ability is sent out and senses its opponent's super-effective/one-hit KO moves in the Pokémon franchise
"Ah, I have a bad premonition for some reason... Oh, Crap! Artemis is pissed! It's like she found something out! Cancel the Noble Phantasm! Cancel it! GYAAAAA!!! STOP CHOKING MEEEE!!!"
— Orion, Fate/Grand Order
"Oh, fuck me..."
— Luka, Bayonetta, upon seeing several missiles heading his way.
"I don't have the slightest idea what's going on, but I know it doesn't bode well."
— Yuri, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Cindered Shadows as he sees a Humongous Mecha ahead.
"Um, so I've never really told you guys this... But the moment Haru's hands touch the wheel..."
— Makoto Niijima, Persona 5 Strikers
Dracula: Humanity, itself, is the infestation...you insect!
Spider-Man: Okay, first, arachnids aren't insects. Don't feel bad, it's a common misconception. Second, love the costume! Seriously, I dressed like you last Halloween!
Hunter: That is no costume.
Venom: CRAP.
Spider-Man: Okay, first, arachnids aren't insects. Don't feel bad, it's a common misconception. Second, love the costume! Seriously, I dressed like you last Halloween!
Hunter: That is no costume.
Venom: CRAP.
Palutena: You remember Reapers, don't you? From the Underworld?
Pit: Not those guys! They're always freaking out and calling in their little Reapettes! UGH! I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
Palutena: Yes, yes, anyway. About the Reapers...
Pit: Sorry, sorry, go on.
Palutena: The Reapers have a fortress near the entrance to the Underworld, in Reaper Valley.
Pit: Hahah! Which is where? Reaper Boulevard? Hahah. But seriously, thank goodness we don't have to go there, right?
Palutena: ...
Pit: ...
[Background music stops]
Pit: ...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?
Pit: Not those guys! They're always freaking out and calling in their little Reapettes! UGH! I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
Palutena: Yes, yes, anyway. About the Reapers...
Pit: Sorry, sorry, go on.
Palutena: The Reapers have a fortress near the entrance to the Underworld, in Reaper Valley.
Pit: Hahah! Which is where? Reaper Boulevard? Hahah. But seriously, thank goodness we don't have to go there, right?
Palutena: ...
Pit: ...
[Background music stops]
Pit: ...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?
“This is going to hurt…”
— Examine text for TzTok-Jad, RuneScape
You feel an intense sense of dread; whatever is behind the attic door is not good.
— Dysmorph: A Sinful Story of Change
Your Aunt is here. Dear God.
Lilac: Uh, Carol? Why are you going to Shang Mu?
Carol: Battlesphere! Gonna fight! Gonna win me some GRAND PRIZES!
Lilac: Whoawhoawhoawhoa, what now?! What about, you know, our missions from the Magister?
Carol: Can't talk! Robot smashy time!
Lilac: (groan) ...Neera's gonna kill us.
Carol: Battlesphere! Gonna fight! Gonna win me some GRAND PRIZES!
Lilac: Whoawhoawhoawhoa, what now?! What about, you know, our missions from the Magister?
Carol: Can't talk! Robot smashy time!
Lilac: (groan) ...Neera's gonna kill us.
"Calculating probability of survival... It doesn't look good."
— Star Dream, Kirby: Planet Robobot, during Kirby's final attack
Webcomics
This has bad day written all over it.
— Doctor X discovers the intruder in his lair is Superman, Casey and Andy
Zeetha: As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."
Agatha: What does that mean?
Zeetha: Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (whacks Agatha over the head with her stick) Mostly, like "Grindstone and Knife."
Agatha: NOT GOOD.
Agatha: What does that mean?
Zeetha: Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (whacks Agatha over the head with her stick) Mostly, like "Grindstone and Knife."
Agatha: NOT GOOD.
There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there?
— Vanamonde von Mekkahn, Girl Genius
I've got an overwhelming sense of being the "away" team.
— Douki-chan, Ganbare Douki-chan
Web Original
[singing to the tune of Pop Goes The Weasel] "I am getting screw~ed, I am getting screwed. I am getting screw~ew~ed, very, very soon!"
"This is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”
—Markiplier, on the 5th Night.
"...I think I went a little too far this time.'"
So, there I was, watching Leonard Part 6 for the very first time. I was only a scant minute into the film, and it was already as horrible as everything I had ever heard. I had no clue what was going on, what I was looking at, or why I was looking at it, and it only got worse from there.
— Dr. Winston O'Boogie upon seeing Leonard Part 6 open with scenes from later in the movie shown out of context, recapping the film
for The Agony Booth
for The Agony BoothMy. God. I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, because I'm stingy, but it's going to hurt.''
I have been to the Xibalba and back.
— The Cinema Snob on Troll 2
Well...That wraps up this prediction blog; now if you'll excuse us, we've got an apocalypse to prepare for. Please keep all comments/arguments respectful.
— The end of "Death Battle Predictions: Goku vs. Superman", which unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the Curb Stomp Cushion at the very best
, which unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the Curb Stomp Cushion at the very bestOh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
— Jan Valentine, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Oh my god, he just ran in.
— Forekin, Leeroy Jenkins Video
So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign behind you: "No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes" ...oh boy, we're in trouble.
— The Nostalgia Critic reviewing Bébé's Kids the Video Game
Fluttershy: Hey hey hey... What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?! (revs up a chainsaw)
Spike: Well, we're fucked.
Spike: Well, we're fucked.
— SHED.MOV
Saga: What does it change? You're just one of the Knights of the Zodiacs. You'll never defeat an anime Big Bad like me.
Saori: That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named... Saint Seiya!
Saga: Saint Seiya? But then that means he's... The Hero?
Ikki: Okay! Music please. (cue "Pegasus Fantasy" playing in the background)
Saga: I ain't gonna lie, I'm way less arrogant now!
Saori: That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named... Saint Seiya!
Saga: Saint Seiya? But then that means he's... The Hero?
Ikki: Okay! Music please. (cue "Pegasus Fantasy" playing in the background)
Saga: I ain't gonna lie, I'm way less arrogant now!
Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. And then the guilt of killing the hooker. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, followed by another hooker...
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural: The Animation Abridged
Pat: Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.
Matt: This is gonna be fun, right?
Pat: Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot.
Matt: This is gonna be fun, right?
Pat: Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot.
"It feels like you're going to have a bad time?!" NO SHIT I'M HAVING A BAD TIME!
"I'm just prepared to get real sad by the end of this..."
So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. Then I paused to have a little drinky...
— Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw describes his first attempt at DayZ, Zero Punctuation
Alphys: I make robots.
Mettaton: Hi, I'm the robot! I'm gonna ask you some questions, and you don't answer them correctly, you'll die!
Frisk: That went from a 2 to a 10 really quickly...
Mettaton: Hi, I'm the robot! I'm gonna ask you some questions, and you don't answer them correctly, you'll die!
Frisk: That went from a 2 to a 10 really quickly...
"Oh boy, this is gonna be just dandy. No matter what I say in any angle in this section someone is going to disagree and throw sharp objects at me. But, this is my job... This is the life I chose... Come on Barby, you can do this! Hey, uh... We haven't made a Bob Saget joke in a while. Duh! I'm Bob Saget! I wear dad pants and I once sat on a pizza!"
—Paul Barbato in the Macedonia episode, Geography Now
"This...can't be good, can it?"
— Bennett the Sage, preparing to review Very Private Lesson
Cell: Gaah! What are you made of, pure metal?!
Android 16: Affirmative. I am Android 16.
Cell: Oh... errors have been made.
Android 16: Affirmative. I am Android 16.
Cell: Oh... errors have been made.
"I can't imagine (this game) being that bad. It's Xbox 360. It's only slightly over ten years oldnote . I mean, how bad could this po— It's gonna fuckin' suck, isn't it?"
"I don't blame you if you wanna turn the video off now, by the way. No hard feelings, I-I get it."
—Diamondbolt, "WEIRD REALITY SHOWS 2!"
Gideon Ofnir: Greetings again, Tarnished!
Elden John: Yeah, okay.
Ofnir: What knowledge do you seek that brings you to my domain?
John: So I've been to Red Lobster (Liurna of the Lakes) once already. Where do I go next?
Ofnir: Caelid.
John: What?
Ofnir: You must continue your adventure in Caelid.
John: Uh...
Ofnir: Is that a problem?
John: No! Not at all! There's nothing wrong with Caelid.
Elden John: Yeah, okay.
Ofnir: What knowledge do you seek that brings you to my domain?
John: So I've been to Red Lobster (Liurna of the Lakes) once already. Where do I go next?
Ofnir: Caelid.
John: What?
Ofnir: You must continue your adventure in Caelid.
John: Uh...
Ofnir: Is that a problem?
John: No! Not at all! There's nothing wrong with Caelid.
—Max0r, "An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring Part 1"
" [He bats a bomb like a baseball] There it goes! There she goes! That's gonna- that's bad- [the bomb explodes and kills him] OH- I knew it, [Corpsing] I knew that was gonna be bad. Ohhhh, damn."
— Mr. Gibbs, "Don't Nuke Yourself Challenge"
"Piss."
"O-oh, I always hate-a this part..."'
— Peppino, moments before picking up a scalding-hot pizza with his bare hands, Peppino's BIG BURN
"Meanwhile, two movers are carrying a painting, and Blind Man walks right through it and finds his dog munching on a gumball. Another guy trips over the mime and stumbles right into a guy carrying a tray full of pies. Clark catches one that comes close to hitting Miss Ambrosia, but then he swings around and accidentally smashes the pie into the face of Pole Dude. Clark then blinks several times into the camera. Having heartburn from reading all of that? And this was just the opening credits. There's still over two hours to go."
— The Agony Booth's recap of Superman III
"The film begins with the familiar fanfare of John Williams' classic theme from the original, only this time with random echo effects applied. Cut to a static photo of the earth taken from space, as the credits come flying over our heads and then disappear past the horizon.
And already, the cost cutting is evident, because these credits are nowhere near the majestic blue, zooming, space-dwelling credits of the first two films. They just look like normal credits with crappy blue and red trails behind them. So, for those keeping score, we're not even past the opening credits yet, and I'm already feeling suicidal."
— The Agony Booth's recap of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Gilthares Firebough: Looks like the filthy pirates have set up camps along this path. It may be dangerous, But you know I'm gonna go straight through it!
Orc Warrior Player: Of course you will...
Orc Warrior Player: Of course you will...
— Captain Grim, Escort Quests in a Nutshell
"But those who couldn't stand Archer from the get-go were in for a rude awakening. In 'A Night in Sickbay', an early second season episode, we got to see just how intolerable a character could get. This episode completely destroys Archer, making him out to be an incompetent, childish moron. As such, it's probably responsible in no small part for sending Enterprise into a ratings death spiral.
And the most ironic part of all of this? This episode, like many of Enterprise's worst, was scripted by Rick Berman and Brannon Braga. I could almost accept that some clueless hack writers, completely not understanding the character, had come in and bumbled their way through writing this piece of shit. But it's the creators of the series who are doing this. The guys who came up with Jonathon [sic] Archer had no clue what to do with him. That should give you a pretty good idea of what we're in for."
— The Agony Booth's recap of Star Trek: Enterprise, "A Night In Sickbay"
"Oh, motherf-"
— Corazón de Ballena, after his entire party gets Freaky Friday Flipped, Oxventure, "A Fête Worse Than Death"
Western Animation
I'm gonna hate this!
—Launchpad McQuack, after pulling Draw Aggro on a Threatening Shark, DuckTales (1987), "A DuckTales Valentine"
This won't end well.note
I know I'm not gonna like this.
—Courage, Courage the Cowardly Dog
This is gonna cost me...
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, '"Treehouse of Horror V", "Time and Punishment", after setting off a Butterfly of Doom chain reaction.
I sense the pivotal moment of failure approaches.
— The Brain, Animaniacs, "Hercules Unwound"
Gumball: If you want me to teach you how to be direct, I can. But you have to promise to do exactly as I say, no questions asked.
Darwin: (gets on his knees, face aglow, dramatic music plays) I promise.
Gumball: I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.
Darwin: (maintaining his cheerful demeanor) I shouldn't have promised.
Darwin: (gets on his knees, face aglow, dramatic music plays) I promise.
Gumball: I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.
Darwin: (maintaining his cheerful demeanor) I shouldn't have promised.
— The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Words"
Yikes! And away! ...I have a feeling this is going to end very badly.
— Duck Dodgers (Daffy Duck) as Lord Error-Prone, Duck Dodgers, "MMORPD"
Well, we're boned.
— Bender, Futurama
Kirk: All right, men, this is a dangerous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Ensign Ricky.
Ensign Ricky: Aww, crap.
Ensign Ricky: Aww, crap.
Mojo accepts this fate...
— Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls (2016)
Spongebob: (to Squidward) You're not still mad, are you?
(Squidward opens the jar with the live jellyfish in Spongebob and Patrick's direction)
Patrick: (quickly) Yup he's still mad.
(Squidward opens the jar with the live jellyfish in Spongebob and Patrick's direction)
Patrick: (quickly) Yup he's still mad.
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Jellyfishing"
This never ends well...
— Mr. Herriman when Madame Foster dresses up as "Battie Madame" to go rescue Mac's friends from the retirement home, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, "Something Old, Something Bloo"
This ain't gonna be fun...
— Mung Daal after an attempt to steal some rare fruit back from a rival chef goes horribly wrong, Chowder
Well, that's gonna cause some serious existential dread later on.
— Anne Boonchuy after being told she died and was brought back as a backup copy, Amphibia
Eon: Now when you have seen the library, how about an aerial tour of the rest of the academy?
Glumshanks: In hindsight, maybe you should have re-frozen that book, sir [Kaos].
Glumshanks: In hindsight, maybe you should have re-frozen that book, sir [Kaos].
Kraang #1: This is going to leave that which is known as "a mark."
Kraang #2: Affirmative.
Kraang #2: Affirmative.
—Said by two Kraang as they are about to crash onto the ground upon falling from a great height, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
Real Life
We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
— Winston Churchill upon taking office in 1940
La journée sera rude. note
I'm gonna fly with you, and we're gonna shoot SAM site before it shoots us? You gotta be shittin' me!
—Jack Donovan, EWO, when told of the first Wild Weasel task.
