"Thirty Hs is about Harry Potter eating a sandwich and discussing life with a famous author in the same way that Attack on Titan is about Eren Jaeger riding a horse and watching his classmate eat a potato."
—Tumblr user pitviperofdoom
Karkat: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?
Jake: Well you see, dobby the house elf just killed an astronaut using a chainsaw attached to his groin. It's not that complicated, rea-
Karkat: I KNOW WHAT THE STORY SAID HAPPENED! I'M TRYING TO WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT! WHY IS HE FIGHTING AN ASTRONAUT? ARE THEY IN SPACE? WHY ARE THEY IN SPACE? HOW DID DOBBY GET UP TO THE ASTRONAUT'S HEAD? HOW DOES ONE WIELD A GROINSAW ANYWAY? WOULDN'T IT REALLY HURT TO STAB SOMEONE WITH IT?
Dave: i think you'll find that none of those questions really matter in the long run. this story is pretty much what you'd get if the kid writing axe cop went off his medication.
