Quotes / The Sun

The Sun is a miasma, of incandescent plasma
I forget what I was told by myself-elf-elf-elf
(Plasma!) Electrons are free!
(Plasma!) A fourth state of matter; not gas, not liquid, not solid!
(Plasma!) Forget that song!
(Plasma!) They got it wrong!
That thesis has been rendered invalid!

— They Might Be Giants, "Why Does The Sun Really Shine? (The Sun Is A Miasma Of Incandescent Plasma)"

the sun is a deadly lazer^note not anymore, there's a blanket

— bill wurtz, history of the entire world, i guess