"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!?!"
— Ren Höek, "Stimpy's Fan Club"
"Must not get angry. Must not get angry. Wha-? [head becomes a giant eyeball] MY USED CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR!!! GOOOOOOOOONE!!! Where-?! Who-?! [gasps] Oh no. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [sobbing] He didn't! He didn't! Stimpy washed my collection... of used celebrity underwear...! I can't even tell the difference... inbetween Van Johnson's socks... and June Allyson's underwear...! WHYYYY?! [sobs]"
— Ren Höek, "Jimminy Lummox"