Quotes / The New Russia

United States UN Representative: The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?
Russian UN Representative: YES, THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO THINK. HA HA HA HA!

— The Simpsons, "Simpsons Tide"

The US gave us crystal meth
And Yeltsin drank himself to death

— A Complete History of the Soviet Union as Told by a Humble Worker, Arranged to the Melody of Tetris

by Pig with the Face of a Boy