Quotes / The Mask

IIIII gotcha with my winning smile
I'm a livin' lesson in flair and style
You just can't help but stare at mah savoir faire!
I'm Nouveau, Deco, Roman Greco, Raccoco, Barocco, be-bop, hip-hop, uh, flip-flop
Somebody stop me!
Pretty viridian faces like mine
Don't come a dime a dozen - I stand out in a crowd!
Babe, when they made me, yeah, they broke the mold!

Wholesome and kind, staid and refined - totally out of my mind!
Aaaarch-villains and ne'er-do-wells had better learn to decorate prison cells,
Green goes with anything if they ask, see?
Well, there's one last thing I gotta sing about!
Open up wide and really shout!
Oooooh, LOOK OUT!
THIS IS THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK!
Smokin'!

— The lyrics to the 90s show, as sung by Rob Paulsen

The syndicated version:

I'm a lean, mean, green machine

A maniac behind the ballyhoo

Got a hyperactive mayhem gene

And that's my gig, babe

It's what I do.

And I go spinnin' into town

Got everyone seein' red.

By the time I'm done

They'll be seein' green instead!

Smokin'

The city's actin' kinda edgy

Trust me to make things right.

NOT!

Hear the news? Another drive-by wedgie.

Freaky monsters lookin' for a fight.

Stop!

Time for a costume change

Then take 'em for a spin

4, 3, 2, 1, go!

Let the games begin

(scatting; spoken): Somebody stop me!

Listen!

I'm not any ordinary superhero.

Not

Your

Everyday

Spandex-wearin' zero.

Did someone say, "It's party time!"

Do you even have to ask?

Anytime

Ready or not

Look out!

I am the Mask!