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She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
—"50 Ways To Say Goodbye", Train

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RIP Bob, Killed by elementary physics
—One of the many ways to die in NetHack

"Over 30 wickedly cunning, fully-animated deaths await the unwary."
The Immortal, box of Sega Genesis version

Rafando: You cannot do this. You will not leave this planet alive!
The Doctor: Do me a favour. The Fatality Index — look up The Doctor.
Rafando: You have an entry, just like any other sentient being.
The Doctor: Under Cause of Death.
Rafando: [Fatality Index starts ticking rapidly] ...You do seem to have a... an impressive record of fatalities credited to you... [Smiles nervously] A truly... remarkable record. [Guards flee] Where are you going?! He's unarmed! — You are unarmed?
The Doctor: Always.
Rafando: [Thumps the still-ticking Fatality Index in frustration] ...You stand alone.
The Doctor: Often.
Rafando: You're the one who should be afraid!
The Doctor: Never.
Rafando: ...Have a nice day then. [Beat] [Flees]

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So be at peace, and fulfill your duty!
Your happiness is our happiness
Are you happy? It's your duty! Are you fulfilling it?
If you're not happy, there's...
Hanging, beheading, firing squad, boiling, drowning, electrocution,
Immolation, live burial, lethal injection, stoning, sawing, crucifixion,
Take your pick! ♪
Hatsune Miku, "This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee"

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