- Nala: You must have really cared about me to hang on for that long.Simba: I... I guess I do. You are my best friend, after all. I'll always take care of you.— King's Ransom, summarising the extent of Simba's love for Nala.Tara: Shut... up... you... prep!(Tara's guts explode over Simba, Nala and Haiba.)Nala: Oh... gosh!(Haiba wipes a fragment of intestine from his muzzle.)Haiba: Oh, man! That is the second most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth!(Simba fiddles around with his mouth.)Simba: I think I've just swallowed something...Haiba: You sure it wasn't her kidney?Simba: Yeah, I think it was her kidney.Haiba: Quiet, infidel, or I might just have to administer the Kiss of Death!Simba: Please, no! Anything but that!— A Brainwashed and Crazy Haiba in The Blood Line.Nala: I hate sandstorms. They're really... sandy.— Nala playing the role of Captain Obvious in The Curse of Death.The Interceptor: Oh, I'm so scared of your girly little nails!— The Interceptor at his snarky best in The Message.Hago: You can't escape us now.Zazu: Actually, I could always fly away.Simba: And leave us behind? You chicken!Zazu: When things get very serious, I look out for my own best interests. In a situation like this, I find you very irrelevant.Nala: You are a chicken! You'd leave us to die just so you could save yourself?Zazu: I'd love to say no, but unfortunately the answer is yes.— Zazu showing how much of a Dirty Coward he can be in Zazu's in Charge.Haiba: Nala! Just the pussy I've been looking for!— Haiba in Changes poses a very interesting question here: Does This Remind You of Anything?Nala: Have you got the oranges?Simba: No, it's just the way my tail pokes out.— A well-placed Double Entendre in Dead as a Dodo.Haiba: I'm so hot, I'm cool! And I'm so cool, I'm hot!— Haiba, The Blood LineDeath: Kufa inawadia.— Death, Darkness FallsNala: Mom, how far is it?— Nala, Friend Like Me. The first ever line of dialogue in the series.Death: It was all me, Simba! I've been laying traps for you all along ready to bring you to this exact moment! It's brilliant! It's ingenious! Better than when I burned down FernGully! Better than when I crushed the Powerpuff Girls! Better than ripping the heads off of all those annoying, colourful ponies who don't ever shut the hell up!— Death, Darkness Falls. Not a brony.
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