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On one side we have the Internet’s favourite furballs… CATS!
Callie, Splatoon

"edison made special lectricky machine for playing messages from future.
in future, all messages are on thing called World Wide Intar Wub.
World Wide Intar Wub is for showing pictures of cats.

You know, we're a ridiculous species because all it takes is to put a kitty cat on the internet and we lose our fucking minds.

It's called 'the internet'.
There's a lot of cats on it.
Well, it was invented by cats for cats.
Is the internet used for anything besides cat videos?
No, not really.
Goldfish commercial

Ralph: I didn't know there were so many cat videos on the Internet.
Yesss: Hah! That is what the Internet was made for!

"Oh, oh, and you know what else I found on the web? It's these pictures of cats and they write these — Oh, look at this one. 'Invisible cheeseburger!' No, huh? Well, it's not for everyone. I just think they're funny."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb

Anne: And now... the internet!
(Hop Pop and Sprig gasp in amazement)
Sprig: The answers to the mysteries of the universe, right at your fingertips!
Hop Pop: It's an endless well of knowledge!
Anne: More like an endless well of cat videos!

"Thank you for the gift," [Diana] added, referring to the tablet now nestled in the bag Superman had given her. The bag resembled a rotund bear, and was filled to bursting with the things she'd acquired on her tour.
"You're welcome." The nature of his mask meant that she couldn't follow his gaze. He reminded her of an old statue, the paint worn from the eyes. "Hopefully the sum total of men's knowledge will be of some use to you."
"I imagine it should," she said. "Superman 'downloaded' those videos of the kittens for me, just in case."
There was a twitch in Batman's jaw, one she only noticed for how carefully she was watching him for any signs of life. "Yes. Thankfully he remembered to show you the internet's true function."
Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts, "Making a Mountain"

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