Tarvek: We'll go from house to house! All of the eligible women in the kingdom shall be brought forth to try on the slipper! And thus, we will find our mysterious Spark girl! It'll be fun!
Gil: [annoyed] Those look about, what? Size nine?
Tarvek: Um—nine and a half. Yep.
Gil: That'll fit a lot of women in the kingdom.
Tarvek: Um—well, we'll just try the unmarried ones, obviously.
Gil: In this kingdom alone, there are 4793 unmarried women.
Tarvek: Well... but...
[soon]
Tarvek: [with a portrait of Agatha] All the unmarried, strawberry-blonde, Sparky young women with glasses OR—any person who may look completely different but can magically transform herself or one of her creations—into a person who may or may not look like this! OKAY!?
Gil: Did you do that?
Tarvek: Yes!
Gil: Wow, if we have that, we don't really need the shoe.
[fistfight breaks out]
Gil: [annoyed] Those look about, what? Size nine?
Tarvek: Um—nine and a half. Yep.
Gil: That'll fit a lot of women in the kingdom.
Tarvek: Um—well, we'll just try the unmarried ones, obviously.
Gil: In this kingdom alone, there are 4793 unmarried women.
Tarvek: Well... but...
[soon]
Tarvek: [with a portrait of Agatha] All the unmarried, strawberry-blonde, Sparky young women with glasses OR—any person who may look completely different but can magically transform herself or one of her creations—into a person who may or may not look like this! OKAY!?
Gil: Did you do that?
Tarvek: Yes!
Gil: Wow, if we have that, we don't really need the shoe.
[fistfight breaks out]
