Come with me to the Dark Side of the Force (of the force)
It's not the east or the west side (No it's not)
It's not the north or the south side (No it's not)
It's the Dark Side (You are correct)
Barnacle Boy: I'm crossing over to the dark side.
(cut to a wide shot showing only one side of the Krusty Krab is lit)
Why should I waste money lighting the whole store?
Why should you change for an ungrateful world? Why should you pretend to be something you are not? Embrace your true self. Embrace your anger and spite and jealousy! Focus your emotions, and you can make the world change for you.
"I admit I went over to the Dark Side, but only to pick up a few things."
"How do you stand this shit Annibal? I mean they're all so fuckin' constipated. [snip]
Look at these guys. You don't belong to them. You belong to me. Remember what Darth Vader said to Luke, "Come over to the Dark Side"? Come over, Annibal. You have no idea of the power we have."
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." "But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression
the dark side of the Force are they, easily they flow
If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will