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"Hurrrm. Never disposed of sewage in a toilet before. Obvious, really."
Rorschach, Watchmen

He had been tagged as a casualty while he was in the latrine. Fuckin' crapper exploded under him. They never found his surplus cojone. Everybody said sorry. Even the Prezz sent a sorry telegram. But sorry had not cut the cocaine.

Archer: You Vulcans think we can't flush a toilet without your help!
T'Pol: Thirty-eight astronauts were sucked into space before your species perfected the vacuum toilet.

"No one will sit on a john... full of dynamite!"
Dablone, Escape 2000

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