- Born to a family of ninja. Trained in the medical and surgical arts. He kills with one hand and heals with the other. These are... The Adventures of Dr. McNinja"I'm not any other doctor! I'm Doctor McNinja!""Ninjas can't catch you when you're on fire.""What would Batman do?""Sometimes it's hard not to punch an astronaut."Dr. McNinja: Ah... yeah... this is starting to make sense.
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