Quotes / Tastes Like Purple

"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"

— Philip J Fry, Futurama

"you are sort of seeing different flavours and tasting different geometric shapes"

— Anon

"Ya smell that? It's part man-smell and the other part is REALLY BAD man-smell, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?"

— Flynn Rider, Tangled

Taste Tester: It tastes... familiar.
Linda: Like beef?
Taste Tester: No...
Ted: Or chicken? We'll take chicken.
Taste Tester: No, it tastes like... despair?

— Better Off Ted

Marik: [sucking the blood out of a hobo] "Mmm, that's good homeless person! Wait, what am I doing? He probably tastes like shattered dreams and despair."

— Marik Plays Bloodlines

Mmm. I declare blue a flavor.

— Texts From Last Night

Annoying Orange: Hey, hey, why do they call you cherry? You don't look like a cherry.
Cherry Juice Box: Uhhhhh... that's my flavor; I taste like cherries.
Annoying Orange: Oh, then what does Blue taste like, Smurfs?
Blue Juice Box: Hey man, what's your deal? Blue is a recognized flavor.
Annoying Orange: Hmmm... I don't know, what do you think Pear? Is blue a flavor?
Pear: What? Don't be ridiculous. Of course it's not a flavor.
Blue Juice Box: Oh come on!
Pear: OK, so you taste like blueberries?
Blue Juice Box: Well no, it's...
Pear: How about grapes? Raisins? Blackberries?
Blue Juice Box: More like a blue raspberry.
Pear: Oh yeah, except that doesn't actually exist.

— The Annoying Orange, "Juice Boxing"

Skipper: If Barbie were an ice cream flavor, what flavor would she be?

Teresa: Ooh, pink!

Raquelle: Uh, pink is not a flavor.

— Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, "Let's Make a Doll"

The next course is: regret.''

— The Simpsons, "The Food Wife"

"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks.

"Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o'-the-wisp.

— Lewis Carroll, The Hunting of the Snark

Yup...that tasted purple!

— Lulu, League of Legends

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren't even a thing. we're literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it's fucking magical.

— Tumblr user scarydirk

NyQuil comes in two colors: red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like RED and GREEN.

— Lewis Black

honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static

— Jack Regent◊

Scientist 1: So by using these new compounds, this beverage evokes emotion instead of flavor!
Scientist 2: Fallen leaves pasted to the street by rain, an earth-tone patchwork tapestry of autumn's end.
Scientist 3: Really? All I'm getting is "the sudden and irrevocable realization that grandma is kind of racist."

— Questionable Content, p.2136

"Hey, what smells like blue?"

— Philip J. Fry, Futurama

"It doesn't smell as orange as it used to."

— Tigger, My Friends Tigger & Pooh

Tastes of loss.

— Ben, Fat Four Eyed And Useless

Lincoln: (in the story) "Yep. Like their name says, this pizza tastes like paradise."

Lana: "How do you know? You haven't tasted it yet."

Luna: "And what does 'paradise' even taste like?"

Lucy: "Like waves of emerald crashing on the beach. The sun that leaves your skin a golden peach. The breeze sent landward from the briny sea. That tickles you and leaves you rife with glee."

— Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, Episode 10

"That is the Stench of Failure."

— Plankton (actually, he was unwashed), Sponge Bob Squarepants

Homer: Donut?
Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit!

— The Simpsons, "Bart on the Road"

Is that the sound of rubber wheels and yellow?

— Welcome to Sand Hands

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