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"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"
Philip J Fry, Futurama

"you are sort of seeing different flavours and tasting different geometric shapes"
Anon

"Ya smell that? It's part man-smell and the other part is REALLY BAD man-smell, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?"
Flynn Rider, Tangled

Taste Tester: It tastes... familiar.
Linda: Like beef?
Taste Tester: No...
Ted: Or chicken? We'll take chicken.
Taste Tester: No, it tastes like... despair?

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Marik: [sucking the blood out of a hobo] "Mmm, that's good homeless person! Wait, what am I doing? He probably tastes like shattered dreams and despair."

Mmm. I declare blue a flavor.

Annoying Orange: Hey, hey, why do they call you cherry? You don't look like a cherry.
Cherry Juice Box: Uhhhhh... that's my flavor; I taste like cherries.
Annoying Orange: Oh, then what does Blue taste like, Smurfs?
Blue Juice Box: Hey man, what's your deal? Blue is a recognized flavor.
Annoying Orange: Hmmm... I don't know, what do you think Pear? Is blue a flavor?
Pear: What? Don't be ridiculous. Of course it's not a flavor.
Blue Juice Box: Oh come on!
Pear: OK, so you taste like blueberries?
Blue Juice Box: Well no, it's...
Pear: How about grapes? Raisins? Blackberries?
Blue Juice Box: More like a blue raspberry.
Pear: Oh yeah, except that doesn't actually exist.

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Skipper: If Barbie were an ice cream flavor, what flavor would she be?
Teresa: Ooh, pink!
Raquelle: Uh, pink is not a flavor.
Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, "Let's Make a Doll"

The next course is: regret.''
The Simpsons, "The Food Wife

"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks.

"Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o'-the-wisp.

Yup...that tasted purple!

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren't even a thing. we're literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it's fucking magical.
— Tumblr user scarydirk

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NyQuil comes in two colors: red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like RED and GREEN.

honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static

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