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    Anime and Manga 

"Oh, you couldn't begin to imagine the depths of my suffering there. I spent most of my days strung up like a damned pupating moth trapped above a delicate field of flowers where angels, fairies, and enchanted stuffed animals lived. They played songs and danced asinine jigs as if their only care in life was when they would get their next warm, fuzzy hug! Instead of ruling the universe with an iron fist, I was serenaded by teddy bears!"
Frieza describing his personal Hell, Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection ‘F’

    Film — Live-Action 

"Ah, the Weidermann twins. Don't get too close, you'll go into sugar shock."

"That's so sweet I could hurl."
Zack, Sky High (2005)

"Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of...indigestion?"
Captain Georg Von Trapp, The Sound of Music

"Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!"
J. Jonah Jameson to Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2note 



"I'm so sweet I cause diabetes."
Meade Slaughter, Clint McColloch's Nevada

    Live-action TV 

"Why, hello, Carmie-kins! (switches to "Hyde" mode) BLECH! Sometimes I make myself wanna WRETCH!"

"It's also just sickly, sickly sweet. It's finger-down-the-throat stuff."
Todd Sampson, The Gruen Transfer

Mama Pratt: Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.
Cynthia Pratt: Then you all can sing along, if it doesn't make you sick!
"Ding Dong Yum Yum Yum", a parody of "Do-Re-Mi" from Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall

    Newspaper Comics 

Strange Lady: Hehwo, widdle puddy tat. Is'm widdle puddy tat a nicey-wicey puddy tat?
Garfield: Excuse me while Nicey-Wicey Puddy Tat takes a barfy-warfy in the grassy-wassy.
Garfield, strip for July 10, 1987


"There is such a thing as sentimentality porn."
Mark Kermode, Marley & Me review


"So damn cute you choke on all the sappy sweet glucose-ness...."
Mary Poppins, Forbidden Broadway


    Video Games 

"Aww! It's all so cute! It makes me wanna hurl."

"It's so much easier to destroy cute evil toys - 'cute' makes my teeth hurt."

"They're so cute, they'll give you diabetes — the instantly fatal kind!"
Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4

"That's be so sweet, so ridiculously sweet... It's Sweetdiculous!"
Ryusei Date, Super Robot Wars

    Web Animation 

Twilight: This book is from across the sea.
Spike: That's where all those weird ponies and humans live, right?
Twilight: They're not weird, Spike! They're just...
Spike: They're just what?
[Cut to previous-generation ponies]
Twilight: Uh... really... happy...
Spike: They seem too frolicky for my taste...


"I think I'm gonna be sick from the sweetness overload."
Rhea Snaketail, Slightly Damned

    Web Original 

"What happens when you write a Chinese play is that before you know where you are your heroine has gone cute on you, adding just that touch of glucose to the part which renders it unsuitable for human consumption."
Bring on the Girls! by P. G. Wodehouse and Guy Bolton, on the authors' Old Shame operetta The Rose of China

"Imagine eating a giant bag of Skittles, then throwing it all up in a fit of sugar-induced nausea and you’ll have some idea of what it feels like to sit through "My Little Pony: The Movie." Shrieky, garish and incessantly perky, the movie version of the long-running TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is unlikely to win any new converts. It’s an animated film that's really intended for the littlest of little kids, who surely will respond to it on a primal, visceral level. This is probably an ideal first movie-going experience for young viewers in that it’s harmless, even though it's terrible."
Christy Lemire of, on My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)

     Web Video 

"Your voice just gave me diabetes for the thirty-fifth time today."

"That's so sweet, I'm getting diabetes!"

Nostalgia Critic: Could you make something with a little more intelligence and charm to it? I mean, this is so annoying.
Stanley: But annoyance is part of my charm. I'm like that cute little puppy that barks a lot, or a unicorn's horn shoved up your ass, or pancreatic cancer.

"Stop it! You're making Full House look like a Holocaust drama!"
The Nostalgia Critic's review of Bridge to Terabithia, in the scene where Leslie's family dances while painting their wall

"With each passing second, my brain is getting more and more candy-coated. Is brain diabetes a thing?"

"I'm a diabetic, right, and it wasn't the goddamn ice cream killing me with all the sugar, the cuteness of this place would've."
Joel of Vinesauce, talking about going to a maid cafe during his trip to Japan


    Western Animation 

"Ugh! How can you watch this?! Its like throwing up rainbows into my eyeballs!"
Rigby, Regular Show

Archer: You're my smoochy-boochy!
Lana: No, you're MY smoochy-boochy!
Archer, "Reignition Sequence"

Brain: Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by Laffi. "Life's a Rosy-Posy Bed of Honey" by Mary Flewis and Porkchop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!
Pinky: I'll help you floss!
Brain: I'll help you hurt.
Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain, "A Walk in the Park"

Evil Buzz: You're familiar with Gravitina's gravitational powers? Oh, she's quite a lady.
Gravitina: Thank you, my wuvvy-dovey.
Evil Buzz: No, thank you, my muffin-wuffin.
Mira: I think I'm going to be sicky-wicky.

"All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you? I have something to say. Christmas: it's not the giving, it's not the getting, it's the loving. There, I said it. Now get outta here."
Garfield, A Garfield Christmas

"Talk about sweet. I could throw up!"

Singing Sunflowers: (singing to tune of "This Old Man")
We are such happy flowers
We will now sing for hours
Aren't we unbearably cute?
Watch me solo on. Jazz. FLUTE.

"Peter, your dog is giving me diabetes."
Joe Swanson, Family Guy

Experiment 625, a.k.a. Reuben (pointing out Gantu's bed for 254/Mr. Stenchy): What is that?
Gantu: It's a little beddie weddie for his little nappie wappie poo.
625: I think I'm going to be sickie wickie poo.
Gantu: You're not jealous are you?
625: Jealous! No! All this sugar just makes me queasy.

Dot: I'm cute and I'm sweet and I'm innocent, neat and so trusting.
Yakko and Wakko: If you want our opinion, this song is becoming disgusting!
Animaniacs, "I'm Cute"

    Real Life 

"...And it is that word 'hummy', my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up."


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