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Quotes / Tarot Troubles

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The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present and the future as well
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me

Dave: What's that card?
Damien: Death.
Dave: And that one?
Damien: The Hanged Man.
Dave: I'm not sure I like the look of that one with all the swords, either.

Lisa: The "Death" card?
Fortune teller: No, that's good. It means transition, change.
(the fortune teller draws a card with a happy squirrel on it)
Lisa: Aw, that's cute.
Fortune teller: (gasps in horror) The Happy Squirrel!
The Simpsons, "Lisa's Wedding"


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