Quotes / Tanks for Nothing

Lily giggled. "Looks like I'm not the only one who's shield is tank proof," she murmured.

"Not quite," Hank answered with a grimace.

"The tank got you?" Lily demanded, horrified.

Hank shook his head. "It wasn't a tank, afterwards they explained it was a Bradley M3 Recon Vehicle, and all that hit me was some 25 millimetre cannon and the blast wave of a near miss from its anti-tank missile."

Lily just glared up at him. "It has tracks and armour and a gun! It has missiles to kill other tanks. Hank, that's a tank!" Hank just looked down at her and shrugged, causing Lily to sigh.

— Wallflower, saying Tanks, but No Tanks to Lancer while he is telling her his Super Hero Origin story, in "So Shalt Thou Show Me Friendship", Whateley Universe.